Name That Toon Captions

SHUT UP!
Hmmm, that's strange, I can't see my reflection.
I bet I could kill a lot of ants with this thing
Maybe with a big enough magnifying glass I can find something that Bush did right.
If my tie is not straight I will blame it on Clinton
I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty and witty and GAY!
How can I look like I am not spinning in my no spin zone?
"Dorian Gray, eat your heart out." –DamnRebel
Senator O'Reilly..... Yeah ..thats it, Senator O;Reilly.!!!
"I'll show Junior and Cheney who the BIGGEST liar is here!"
"I wanna look just like this on the Summer's Eve package!"-- Joe Weber Costa Mesa, CA
If Bush can win, then so can I
All right, you gorgeous brainiac, you've got talking points to sell and guests to slime, God, I love it when it's Show Time!
Am I shape-shifting back into a lizard?
Now where can I put this when Ann Coulter sits next to me?
Gee, maybe I should see a dermatologist. My skin DOES look thin!
I'm not only good looking, but smart too! If you
don't think so, SHUT
UP!
Mirror, mirror, in my hand, Please don't let Bush get s**tcanned!
Do Not Smile When You Lie Do Not Smile When You Lie Do Not Smile When You Lie Do Not Smile When You Lie
What does Daryn Kagan have that I don't?
Yep, that's Lisa from AHNC, incognito in the third row. She LOVES me!
I still can't understand, why Daryn Kagan did not want to date ME!
Damn, I think my tie is a little too far to the left.
Damn, I look almost human without my horns
You are getting sleepy, King George is the greatest, he is NOT Alfred E. Neuman on crack.
"Laura was right - those Botox injections made me look younger than John Edwards."
I'm a GOD on TV. Who would dare to contradict me will bring my wrath for all to see.
Hmm, which side of evil looks best today?Im too sexy for my shirt...Too sexy for my shirt..So sexy it hurtsssss...
...maybe if I filed my teeth to a point.....
Let's see. Lie, lose temper, lie, threaten. Or is it threaten, lie, lose temper, lie...?
Hmmm... Which of my 3 windows into alternative realities will I use for my source today?
God, enlighten me with your great Republican wisdom!
Damn! Being 3-faced is harder than I thought!
"Oh, shut up"... nah; "Oh SHUT up!"... nah; "Why don't you just shut UP??"... nah; "OK, that's enough from YOU, just shut up!"...nah; "Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!"... hmmm, that has a bit of a ring to it... "Shut up, shut up, SHUT THE F*** UP!!!"...Oh, yeah, invoking Cheney - now we're getting somewhere...
The guy in the third row looks intelligent. I've got to get him out of here.
Mirror, mirror, in my hand, Who is nastiest in the land?
I'd F*#k Myself!
Jeesh, ever since signing that contract in blood none of these mirrors seem to work.
Is that Al Frankin sneaking up on me.
"Mirror, mirror in my hand, who's the biggest Bush shill in the land?"
"Why am I looking into a rearview mirror?" --Donna, FL
Lessee, should I tell him to shutup as soon as he answers the question, or tell him before I ask?
I don't get it. Where's my reflection? - t.j.
I've got the only ego big enough for three mirrors.
WHEW, someone said Franken was about to catch me, but I don't see him anywhere
.Great! The tie & collar hide the foreskin.