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Monday edition - February 4, 2007
"The Republican race is now down to McCain and Romney. Interesting two guys, you got the guy who spent five years in a prison camp versus the guy who spent five years in the tanning booth." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News Navy Tests Incredible Sci-Fi Weapon
The U.S. Navy yesterday
test fired an incredibly powerful new big gun designed to replace conventional
weaponry aboard ships. Sci-fi fans will recognize its awesome power and
futuristic technology.
Subject: Hillary
Hi Lisa, I
enjoy your site and have donated in the past.
I'm educated on facts and believe that Hillary will bring the troops home. And so will Obama. May the best human win! Thanks for writing.
Disturbing News
9-11 Commission Update
The Sept. 11 commission's executive director had closer ties with the White House than publicly disclosed and tried to influence the final report in ways that the staff often perceived as limiting the Bush administration's responsibility, a new book says.
"Anybody
see the Republican debate last night? ... Nasty, nasty debate, at one point,
Mitt Romney got so upset, so agitated, so worked up, that his hair cracked."
--David Letterman
Republican Shenanigans News
Don't Republicans Want A Smaller Government?
President Bush wants to hire nearly 1,100 new diplomats to address severe staffing shortages and put the State Department on track to meet an ambitious call to double its size over the next decade.
Barack and Hillary would indeed make Thee Dream Team. No one could beat 'em. Now, who's gonna break it to Hillary that's she's the VP? - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Subject: Hillary
Lisa,
Thanks for writing, Van. The Republicans are so easy to laugh at, aren't they? I mean who in the Democratic party can top Larry Craig? Pun intended.
And who in the Republican party can match Hillary and Obama?
Well, one thing is for sure, if Hillary gets the nomination the GOP will play the gender card and if Obama gets the nomination they'll play the race card. And if McCain wins his party's nomination, the Dems will play the elderly card!
Thanks so much for being a loyal fan of AHNC. Deep curtsey.
CONTRACTORS OUTNUMBER TROOPS
There are 196,000 contract employees working for the Defense Department in Iraq and Afghanistan. There are 182,000 U.S. forces in both countries. Most of those are Army troops.
Rock-The-Voter News
"The Democratic debate was a tag-team format, you had Hillary and Bill versus Obama and Oprah. The debate took place in Hollywood, and Hillary arrived wearing a sequined pant suit." --David Letterman
Biz/Tech News
Bush-Prison-Torture News
John McCain aired new ads touting his national security platform Friday. While others talk about the U.S. economy, he's running ads promising to continue the war. Nothing's scarier than a seventy-two-year-old man who's willing to die for his country. - Argus Hamilton
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Odd News
Muslim women have a new - and warmer - alternative to their traditional hijabs as temperatures drop in Canada this winter. A young entrepreneur from Ottawa has designed fashionable head covers, made from water-resistant nylon and lined with fleece, which can be worn alone or over a traditional hijab. The toasty hijabs are the brainchild of Abeer Al-Azzawi, a 24-year-old graduate student who got into design because of a gap she saw in the clothing market for young women. Photo/Queendom Hijab
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