2-19-2001

The bleached blonde brigade of

the political right celebrates

Presidents' Day

They love to bash the Clintons and kiss up to conservatives

"Two, four, six, eight....who do we love to hate?" chant the cheerleaders of right-wing conservatism. "Bill and Hill! Bill and Hill! Bill and Hill!" Pictured from left to right are Barbara Olson, author of Hell to Pay; Peggy Noonan, who wrote The Case Against Hillary Clinton; Laura Ingraham, who wrote The Hillary Trap: Looking for Power in All the Right Places; and Ann Coulter, author of High Crimes and Misdemeanors. "Gimme a B, gimme a U, gimme an S, gimme an H!  What's that spell? BUSH!"  But is it natural color?  Only their hairdresser knows for sure.

Phototoon by Lisa Casey  allhatnocattle.com