April 6,  2004

Name That Toon

• OH CONDI!!!! DON'T STOP!!

• Thank God no one knows about the abortion I paid for

• Dick says he will do all the talking for me when we go to the 9/11 commission

• Jeb says he has the election computers all set

• Ah, for a Liberal, that Lisa is hot stuff!!

• Ahhh,that was good one. Hope those guys behind me enjoy it.

• The Viagra's working. I can feel it!!
   

• MMM-boy! I do love Taco Bell!
   

• this is real leadership in times of change... drunk off my ass.
   

• OOOOOOOOHHHH...................That feels so good!
   

• You want WMD's, pull my finger.
   

• ignorance IS bliss!
   

• must not think about condi
   

• Truth is I was AWOL in 1972
   

• I'm only a couple of tacos short of a combination plate!
   

• Grand pappy Prescott was the Nazi, not me!
   

• Just wait for the summertime gas prices!
   

• We sure fooled that 9/11 Commission!
   

• Of course it's a WAR for OIL!
   

• Uncle Dick's gonna answer the questions!
   

• Sure I keep Laura in the closet!
   

• Wish I was in Crawford Gulch!
   

• S.B.D.
   

• Mmmm. Canary.
   

• MMMMMM You passed a good one Unca Dick!Depends makes my life so much easier!
   

• Gotta thank Dick for finding me that dealer.
   

• One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor . . .
   

• Condi's ITShe stepped in S..TAnd doesn't know howTo get out of IT!!! HAHAHA
   

• Oh, if I just had a "Monica" !
   

• "Those stupid assholes will believe anything".
   

• Yeah, that WMD joke of mine WAS so hilarious! Makes me want to pee my pants all over

• again!(TCall)
   

• Weeeelll, I pretended to look under tha desk for them WMDs, ya know. We all thought it was

• a hoot, but them 9/11 relatives are a edgy bunch....
   

• Wait til they find out I'm canceling the November elections...
   

• And they thought I was stupid...I AM stupid...
   

• Helen, ask that question to someone that gives a damn. Heh-Heh.
   

• Happiness is knowing that losing to Kerry just means I get to cash in my IOUs 4 years

• earlier!
   

• im in nirvana
   

• as soon as dick gets here i can speak, wish he'd hurry
   

• ha! you cant see me!
   

• "Oh man,I hope there's something to wipe with..."
   

• I am the most dangerous and threatening thing in the universe. Aren't I Dick? .....
   

• Dude! It's finally coming on!
   

• Now watch me blame Clinton for this fart.
   

• The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!
   

• mmmhh, weapons of mass erection - handy.
   

• Nobody will notice if i slip my hand around....mmmm ...Condi..
  
   

• Look at me I'm wonderful, sho be do be doo!! I'm not a bit like you I'm a super power star!!
   

• I just let a WMD-(that's what Condi calls em.)
   

• Oh Yeah.....now do the toes on my right foot again, Condi.
   

• Just leave it blank, it's more accurate than any caption.LOL
   

• suckers...
   

• If I only had a brain...
   

• Leave it blank, there's nothing going on in there...
   

• Thanks Rush
   

• Those paperless diebold voting machines will be the instrument of the lord for the lord has

• ordered me to complete my vision for the world and america
   

• Ahhh... Nothing like a good old Silent but Deadly Fart.
   

• Ahhhhh, I've been trying to pass that one all day...
   

• Ain't it cute when them media hounds jump on your leg?
   

• Gawd, isn't it refreshing. Americans are stupider than I thought.
   

• Gawd, isn't it refreshing. Americans are stupider than I thought.
   

• Party on Dudes!
   

• :P`````
   

• My right hand is soooo close!
   

• Ahhhh! I just ripped another WMD for Colin to lie about!
   

• Letterman and the kid being "questioned" in Syria...How sweet it is!
   

• WOW! Laura, Now that was a real hummer!!
   

• wanna hear another funny one about 911
   

• It's Good to be King.
   

• Feelings, nothing more than feelings....
   

• Ahh,I feel better now, just like raising the gas prices to make me money, IT's a Gas
   

• MMMMMMMMMMMM Pretzels
   

• I'm a war-time president.I'm a war-time president.I'm a war-time president....
   

• Ignorance is bliss!
   

• Wake me when the war's over...
   

• ashcroft gets the best smoke....
   

• Ahhhh,
   

• This microphone reminds me of that skull & bones initiation.....
   

• That kid was right, even I put myself to sleep.
   

• Coke, booze and broads. Ah yes I remember it well.
   

• and I... swear..he he ...a'hm tellin' the..ha ha truth...I really do care about heh heh human lifefff

• ahahaha.
   

• "I've got my oil, i've got iraq crushed..." (to the tune of Orange Crush, by R.E.M.)Keiv M.
   

• "ZZZZZ... 'Ahm The War President... gonna get my face on that mountain in Idaho, or

• Montana... I dunno where it is... then get my pitcher on the three-dollar bill. Maybe git a

• aircraft carrier named 'The U. S. Georgie Bush' ... 'Ahm The War President... 'Ahm The War President... ZZZZZ"
   

• Mmmm... gotta get to Quizno's. They've got that pepper bar... Goes perfectly with all the bull I'm feeding the public... yeah. Toasty!
   

• Zzzz....Zzzz.... Power... Power... Money... Jack and Coke... ZZZzzzz... Mmmm, Jack and Coke and Money and Power... ZZZzzz
   

• Trifectas make for such fun! And some great jokes at the tee-vee dinners. Mmmm, tv dinners...
   

• MMMMMMMM.....I love the smell of my farts
   

• WHAT! ME Worry?
   

• Beans beans, delicious fruit...
   

• i got your WMD right here!
   

• I'm so glad Mommy put a diaper on me this morning.
   

• Hmm...it's true! Ignorance IS bliss!
   

• Ummmmmm...what would Dick say ?? !!
   

• MMMMMM...I love the smell of death in the morning!
   

• Ahhh..this s*it is way better than the cocaine I used to snort
   

• Better living through modern chemistry
   

• I can't wait to lay down with my lump Laura
   

• 616 GI's dead, record deficit, mass unemployment and no plans, but for more of the same. It's good to be the King.
   

• This is what I was told to do when the body bags come home !!
   

• Boy these people are stupid, I just shoveled some more BS their way and they and eating it

• up.
   

• Boy these people are stupid, I just shoveled some more BS their way and they are eating it

• up.
   

• what a satisfying fart!