April 6, 2004
Name That Toon

OH CONDI!!!! DON'T STOP!!
Thank God no one knows about the abortion I paid for
Dick says he will do all the talking for me when we go to the 9/11 commission
Jeb says he has the election computers all set
Ah, for a Liberal, that Lisa is hot stuff!!
Ahhh,that was good one. Hope those guys behind me enjoy it.
The Viagra's working. I can feel
it!!
MMM-boy! I do love Taco Bell!
this is real leadership in times
of change... drunk off my ass.
OOOOOOOOHHHH...................That
feels so good!
You want WMD's, pull my finger.
ignorance IS bliss!
must not think about condi
Truth is I was AWOL in 1972
I'm only a couple of tacos short
of a combination plate!
Grand pappy Prescott was the
Nazi, not me!
Just wait for the summertime gas
prices!
We sure fooled that 9/11
Commission!
Of course it's a WAR for OIL!
Uncle Dick's gonna answer the
questions!
Sure I keep Laura in the closet!
Wish I was in Crawford Gulch!
S.B.D.
Mmmm. Canary.
MMMMMM You passed a good one
Unca Dick!Depends makes my life so much easier!
Gotta thank Dick for finding me
that dealer.
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three
Tequila, Floor . . .
Condi's ITShe stepped in S..TAnd
doesn't know howTo get out of IT!!! HAHAHA
Oh, if I just had a "Monica" !
"Those stupid assholes will
believe anything".
Yeah, that WMD joke of mine WAS so hilarious! Makes me want to pee my pants all over
again!(TCall)
Weeeelll, I pretended to look under tha desk for them WMDs, ya know. We all thought it was
a hoot, but them 9/11 relatives
are a edgy bunch....
Wait til they find out I'm
canceling the November elections...
And they thought I was
stupid...I AM stupid...
Helen, ask that question to
someone that gives a damn. Heh-Heh.
Happiness is knowing that losing to Kerry just means I get to cash in my IOUs 4 years
earlier!
im in nirvana
as soon as dick gets here i can
speak, wish he'd hurry
ha! you cant see me!
"Oh man,I hope there's something
to wipe with..."
I am the most dangerous and
threatening thing in the universe. Aren't I Dick? .....
Dude! It's finally coming on!
Now watch me blame Clinton for
this fart.
The wheels on the bus go 'round
and 'round!
mmmhh, weapons of mass erection
- handy.
Nobody will notice if i slip my
hand around....mmmm ...Condi..
Look at me I'm wonderful, sho be
do be doo!! I'm not a bit like you I'm a super power star!!
I just let a WMD-(that's what
Condi calls em.)
Oh Yeah.....now do the toes on
my right foot again, Condi.
Just leave it blank, it's more
accurate than any caption.LOL
suckers...
If I only had a brain...
Leave it blank, there's nothing
going on in there...
Thanks Rush
Those paperless diebold voting machines will be the instrument of the lord for the lord has
ordered me to complete my vision
for the world and america
Ahhh... Nothing like a good old
Silent but Deadly Fart.
Ahhhhh, I've been trying to pass
that one all day...
Ain't it cute when them media
hounds jump on your leg?
Gawd, isn't it refreshing.
Americans are stupider than I thought.
Gawd, isn't it refreshing.
Americans are stupider than I thought.
Party on Dudes!
:P`````
My right hand is soooo close!
Ahhhh! I just ripped another WMD
for Colin to lie about!
Letterman and the kid being
"questioned" in Syria...How sweet it is!
WOW! Laura, Now that was a real
hummer!!
wanna hear another funny one
about 911
It's Good to be King.
Feelings, nothing more than
feelings....
Ahh,I feel better now, just like
raising the gas prices to make me money, IT's a Gas
MMMMMMMMMMMM Pretzels
I'm a war-time president.I'm a
war-time president.I'm a war-time president....
Ignorance is bliss!
Wake me when the war's over...
ashcroft gets the best smoke....
Ahhhh,
This microphone reminds me of
that skull & bones initiation.....
That kid was right, even I put
myself to sleep.
Coke, booze and broads. Ah yes I
remember it well.
and I... swear..he he ...a'hm tellin' the..ha ha truth...I really do care about heh heh human lifefff
ahahaha.
"I've got my oil, i've got iraq
crushed..." (to the tune of Orange Crush, by R.E.M.)Keiv M.
"ZZZZZ... 'Ahm The War President... gonna get my face on that mountain in Idaho, or
Montana... I dunno where it is... then get my pitcher on the three-dollar bill. Maybe git a
aircraft carrier named 'The U.
S. Georgie Bush' ... 'Ahm The War President... 'Ahm The War President... ZZZZZ"
Mmmm... gotta get to Quizno's.
They've got that pepper bar... Goes perfectly with all the bull I'm feeding
the public... yeah. Toasty!
Zzzz....Zzzz.... Power...
Power... Money... Jack and Coke... ZZZzzzz... Mmmm, Jack and Coke and Money
and Power... ZZZzzz
Trifectas make for such fun! And
some great jokes at the tee-vee dinners. Mmmm, tv dinners...
MMMMMMMM.....I love the smell of
my farts
WHAT! ME Worry?
Beans beans, delicious fruit...
i got your WMD right here!
I'm so glad Mommy put a diaper
on me this morning.
Hmm...it's true! Ignorance IS
bliss!
Ummmmmm...what would Dick say ??
!!
MMMMMM...I love the smell of
death in the morning!
Ahhh..this s*it is way better
than the cocaine I used to snort
Better living through modern
chemistry
I can't wait to lay down with my
lump Laura
616 GI's dead, record deficit,
mass unemployment and no plans, but for more of the same. It's good to be the
King.
This is what I was told to do
when the body bags come home !!
Boy these people are stupid, I just shoveled some more BS their way and they and eating it
up.
Boy these people are stupid, I just shoveled some more BS their way and they are eating it
up.
what a satisfying fart!