President
Obama plans to make a televised speech to the nation's students during school
hours. Many Republicans are planning to keep their kids home from school in
protest. As a result, those kids have voted Obama 'Best President Ever.'"
--Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
More Baghdad Electrocutions
A State Department
contractor apparently has been electrocuted while showering in Baghdad even as
U.S. authorities in Iraq try to remedy wiring problems that have led to the
deaths of American troops there.
"Labor day
weekend. Remember Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska? She's having a big
cookout for all her family, all of her friends up there in Alaska. And people
say, 'Is she any good? Can she cook?' Remember last year she cooked John
McCain's goose? Remember that? Tremendous!" --David Letterman
Disturbing News
"Former
President George W. Bush has hired a man to lead his presidential think tank in
Dallas. The man was hired because he was the only candidate who could say the
words, 'George W. Bush think tank' with a straight face." --Conan O'Brien
New Terrorist Targets
Terrorists are
aiming for hotels and other easier-to-hit targets as security measures at
military and government facilities continue to improve, says a global
intelligence company.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"And then
next month, Sarah Palin is going to Hong Kong...She's going to do her best to
promote capitalism while she's in Hong Kong, and then I guess in the end of the
trip, she'll be riding around in helicopters, shooting pandas." --David
Letterman
Gag Me With A Spoon
If you've
ever wanted to eat dinner with Sarah Palin, now's your chance.
Rock-The-Voter News
Blagojevich Update
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich said Tuesday that statements he made on secret FBI wiretap tapes were taken out of context by prosecutors and that he might try to call senators and a top White House official as witnesses at his racketeering and fraud trial to back his version of events
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Biz-Tech News
"The
economy getting worse. The Department of Labor today announced that unemployment
is at a 26-year high of 9.7%, making this the most ironic Labor Day since 1983."
--Jimmy Kimmel
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Some
Republicans are saying they want Dick Cheney, that's right, Dick Cheney, to run
for president in 2012. Of course, you have to remember that when they said this,
Cheney was torturing them." --Conan O'Brien Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
Alexandra
Kim, curator of the Royal Ceremonial Dress Collection, holds a pair of bloomers
which once belonged to Britain's Queen Victoria, as she poses for the
photographer at Kensington Palace, in central London, Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2009.
The underwear, which has a 56-inch (142-centimeter) waist, has been added to
Britain's Royal Ceremonial Dress Collection at Kensington Palace. It has a
matching chemise, is embroidered with a 'VR' and is believed to date from the
1890s.
Peace.
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