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September 9, 2004 Thursday

	Timeline of Bush's service in the Air National Guard San Francisco Chronicle -- 9-9-04 * Jan. 19, 1968: Bush completes Air Force officer qualifications test in New Haven, Conn., while attending Yale University. * May ...
Bush's Guard Duty Under Microscope CBS News -- 9-9-04 (CBS/AP) As a fighter pilot for the Texas Air National Guard, then-Lt. George W. Bush was assigned to fly F-102's out of Houston's Ellington Air Force Base. ...	Bush failed to make Air Guard grade The Scotsman, UK -- 9-9-04 GEORGE BUSH was suspended from flying for the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War because he failed to meet standards and ignored an order to take..

Bush/Cheney is the only ticket in which resumes don't count.

"Dick Cheney is saying there is great risk if John Kerry wins. Yeah, the risk is that George Bush might not be able to find another job." -- David Letterman

30 nations pick Kerry: Poll
Toronto Star -- 9-9-04
A poll of 34,330 adults in 35 countries released yesterday confirmed the global unpopularity of U.S. President George W. Bush, with respondents in only three of ...

E-Mail

Lisa,

Wouldn't it be fun if we could find some Band-Aids with two silver tooth fillings on them. That way, we could show bush's war time medal's.

Wayne

Hahaha. Or war time metals

Bush’s-Missing-Military-Records News

George Bush, This is Your Life
Records Say Bush Balked at Order washingtonpost.com
Barnes Upset About Helping Bush Avoid War AP
Memos say Bush pushed for move Chicago Tribune
Guard commander's memos criticize Bush USATODAY.com
Lawsuit Uncovers New Bush Guard Records AP
Documents Suggest Special Treatment for Bush in Guard
Memos Show Bush Suspended From Flying ABC News, United States
Guardian: George Jr. sent out of Texas by father as a 'drunken liability'

"Here's good news: Former President Bill Clinton is wide awake and alert. I wish we could say the same for our current president." -- David Letterman

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

More Than 10,000 Iraqis Die in Baghdad AP
U.S. Helicopter Crashes Near Baghdad AP
U.S. Clashes with Foes in North Iraq, Hits Falluja Reuters
Iraqi, U.S. Forces Enter City of Samarra AP
Explosions Echo Across Iraqi Capital AP
Russia, Others Worry Over Iraq Scrap Metal AP
Russia Warns of Preemptive Strikes Los Angeles Times
French Hold Fresh Crisis Meeting on Iraq Hostages Reuters
Iraq aid groups consider pullout Toronto Star, Canada
At least eight dead in bomb attack on Australian embassy in Jakarta AFP
US Officer Calls Killing an Act of Mercy New York Times, NY

"Kitty [Kelley] has never had to retract anything published in any of her books, nor has she ever lost a lawsuit. She is a brave, insightful and persistent investigative reporter." -- Stephen Rubin, the publisher of Doubleday

"It is a book filled with garbage, garbage that was discredited, disavowed and dismissed years ago. This is not the first time we have seen such baseless and trashy fabrications from the author." -- Scott McClellan, a spokesman for the White House

"If we make the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll get hit again -- that we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States." -- Dick Cheney

"Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan says the economy is finally showing 'signs of traction.' Apparently our jobs are leaving the country so fast, they're leaving skid marks now." -- Jay Leno

Lt. George W. Bush’s Cowardice

InterventionMag – 9-9-04

What we thought was an arrogant rich boy missing National Guard meetings now appears to be a scared rich boy running from potential military danger…

Disturbing News

Israeli Minister Calls Arafat a Terrorist AP
S. Korea Reveals Secret Plutonium Program Voice of America, DC
Explosives Found Hidden in Closed Russian Cinema Reuters
Hurricane Ivan kills 11 in Caribbean AFP
Hurricane Ivan Could Hit Florida by Sunday AP
Florida Urges New Evacuations As Ivan Nears AP
Study: Common antibiotic can trigger cardiac deaths USA Today
Glitch Halts Weapons Disposal in Oregon AP

"One hundred six degrees today. People are sweating like President Bush when he heard they found his National Guard records." -- Jay Leno

Republican Shenanigans

Congress won't renew ban on assault weapons Seattle Times, WA
White House Puts Off Logging Decision AP
Figures on Government Spending and Debt AP
Frist: Drug Import Vote Won't Happen Soon AP

Graphic By Oz

Good News

Clinton Out of Intensive Care, in Own Room AP
Senate Defies Bush on Immigration Jobs AP
Australia, Japan work on near zero-emission coal-fired electricity plant AFP
New Seal, Sans Cross, Offers Other Changes Los Angeles Times
Judge Finds Abortion Ban Unconstitutional AP

"Ralph Nader has successfully gotten his name onto the presidential ballot in Florida. He's on the ballot in Florida, boy, there's a surprise. Gee, I wonder who could have helped push that through. (coughing) Jeb Bush, Jeb Bush." -- Jay Leno

Biz/Tech News

Delta to slash up to 7,000 jobs Seattle Times, WA
Quattrone gets 1½ years Cincinnati Post, OH
Top medical journals to require trial registration New Scientist, UK
Honda warns of CR-V oil leaks, fires USATODAY.com
Hasbro Recalling 230,000 Toy Rockets Reuters
Cell phone tower rules may loosen up USATODAY.com
Oil Steady; Eye on Supplies, Hurricane Reuters

Bush-Prison-Torture News

2 years, no charges, Guantanamo detainee cleared Detroit Free Press, MI
'Private War' Soldiers Appeal for U.S. Embassy Help Reuters
Guantanamo Panel Members Face Challenges AP
Retired Pentagon Brass Seek Abuse Probe AP

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Hi y'all. I was thinking that the GOP should change their name to the ugly American Party (uAP). Their motto should be "We're greedy, narcissistic, ethnocentric and proud of it." 45% of Americans would still vote for them. Thank you for the good head food. Art

Thanks for writing Art. You'll enjoy the toon below.

www.oldamericancentury.org

Go-F*** -Yourself News

Cheney Spits Toads By MAUREEN DOWD

Today in History Under Bill Clinton – September 9

In 1993, PLO leaders and Israel agreed to recognize each other, clearing the way for a peace accord.

In 1997, Sinn Fein, the IRA's political ally, formally renounced violence as it took its place in talks on Northern Ireland's future.

"We seem to be able to land on Mars, but not on Earth."
-- JOHN LOGSDON, director of the Space Policy Institute at George Washington University, on a NASA mission's crash landing

Kerry/Edwards News

Kerry assails Bush for financial, human costs of Iraq war San Francisco Chronicle, CA
Edwards Calls Cheney Remark 'Un-American' ABC News, United States
John Kerry's Staggered Two-Month Ad Plan AP
Democrats Borrow Page From GOP Book AP

"W" Stands For What?
By Madeleine Begun Kane

"W" stands for "wrong,"
Says Kerry on the stump.
But some give "wrong" a gong,
And say it should be dumped.

"W" stands for "wimp,"
Some offer up instead.
They say it suits the Chimp,
Who wouldn't risk limb or head.

"W" stands for "wuss..."

The rest of my poem is here:
http://www.madkane.com/notable01_04b.html#09_09_04

Odd News

Richard Butler, who led Aryan Nations, dies in Idaho at 86 Seattle Times
Cosby Defends Criticism of Black Community Washington Post
Rifle Makers Settle in D.C. Sniper Case AP
Mystery Man Has Japanese Island Abuzz AP
Bush gets a whipping in fetish lingerie video
Bush Makes the Dictionary Reuters
Tabasco Crops Too Hot for Bunnies Reuters
Skullduggery... Reuters
Firefighters Rescue Heavyweight Corpse Reuters
Dog Wiggles Paw Free to Shoot Florida Man
Dad Allegedly Attempts Son's Circumcision
Jordan prince weds former CNN journalist AFP

I miss the Iguanazul stairmaster .

Peace.

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