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Bush/Cheney is the only ticket in which resumes don't count.

"Dick Cheney is saying there is great risk if John Kerry wins. Yeah, the risk is that George Bush might not be able to find another job." -- David Letterman

30 nations pick Kerry: Poll
Toronto Star -- 9-9-04
A poll of 34,330 adults in 35 countries released yesterday confirmed the global unpopularity of U.S. President George W. Bush, with respondents in only three of ...

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Lisa,

Wouldn't it be fun if we could find some Band-Aids with two silver tooth fillings on them. That way, we could show bush's war time medal's.

Hahaha.  Or war time metals

Bush’s-Missing-Military-Records News

• George Bush, This is Your Life

• Records Say Bush Balked at Order  washingtonpost.com

• Barnes Upset About Helping Bush Avoid War  AP

• Memos say Bush pushed for move  Chicago Tribune

• Guard commander's memos criticize Bush  USATODAY.com

• Lawsuit Uncovers New Bush Guard Records  AP

• Documents Suggest Special Treatment for Bush in Guard

• Memos Show Bush Suspended From Flying ABC News, United States 

• Guardian: George Jr. sent out of Texas by father as a 'drunken liability'

"Here's good news: Former President Bill Clinton is wide awake and alert. I wish we could say the same for our current president." -- David Letterman

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

• More Than 10,000 Iraqis Die in Baghdad  AP

• U.S. Helicopter Crashes Near Baghdad  AP

• U.S. Clashes with Foes in North Iraq, Hits Falluja Reuters

• Iraqi, U.S. Forces Enter City of Samarra AP

• Explosions Echo Across Iraqi Capital  AP

• Russia, Others Worry Over Iraq Scrap Metal  AP

• Russia Warns of Preemptive Strikes  Los Angeles Times

• French Hold Fresh Crisis Meeting on Iraq Hostages Reuters

• Iraq aid groups consider pullout Toronto Star, Canada 

• At least eight dead in bomb attack on Australian embassy in Jakarta AFP

• US Officer Calls Killing an Act of Mercy New York Times, NY

"Kitty [Kelley] has never had to retract anything published in any of her books, nor has she ever lost a lawsuit. She is a brave, insightful and persistent investigative reporter." -- Stephen Rubin, the publisher of Doubleday

"It is a book filled with garbage, garbage that was discredited, disavowed and dismissed years ago. This is not the first time we have seen such baseless and trashy fabrications from the author." -- Scott McClellan, a spokesman for the White House

"If we make the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll get hit again -- that we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States." -- Dick Cheney

"Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan says the economy is finally showing 'signs of traction.' Apparently our jobs are leaving the country so fast, they're leaving skid marks now." -- Jay Leno

Lt. George W. Bush’s Cowardice

InterventionMag – 9-9-04

Disturbing News

• Israeli Minister Calls Arafat a Terrorist  AP

• S. Korea Reveals Secret Plutonium Program Voice of America, DC

• Explosives Found Hidden in Closed Russian Cinema Reuters

• Hurricane Ivan kills 11 in Caribbean   AFP

• Hurricane Ivan Could Hit Florida by Sunday  AP

• Florida Urges New Evacuations As Ivan Nears  AP

• Study: Common antibiotic can trigger cardiac deaths USA Today

• Glitch Halts Weapons Disposal in Oregon  AP

"One hundred six degrees today. People are sweating like President Bush when he heard they found his National Guard records." -- Jay Leno 

Republican Shenanigans

• Congress won't renew ban on assault weapons Seattle Times, WA 

• White House Puts Off Logging Decision  AP

• Figures on Government Spending and Debt  AP

• Frist: Drug Import Vote Won't Happen Soon  AP

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Good News

• Clinton Out of Intensive Care, in Own Room  AP

• Senate Defies Bush on Immigration Jobs  AP

• Australia, Japan work on near zero-emission coal-fired electricity plant  AFP

• New Seal, Sans Cross, Offers Other Changes  Los Angeles Times

• Judge Finds Abortion Ban Unconstitutional  AP

"Ralph Nader has successfully gotten his name onto the presidential ballot in Florida. He's on the ballot in Florida, boy, there's a surprise. Gee, I wonder who could have helped push that through. (coughing) Jeb Bush, Jeb Bush."  -- Jay Leno

Biz/Tech News

• Delta to slash up to 7,000 jobs Seattle Times, WA 

• Quattrone gets 1½ years Cincinnati Post, OH

• Top medical journals to require trial registration New Scientist, UK

• Honda warns of CR-V oil leaks, fires  USATODAY.com

• Hasbro Recalling 230,000 Toy Rockets  Reuters

• Cell phone tower rules may loosen up USATODAY.com

• Oil Steady; Eye on Supplies, Hurricane  Reuters

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• 2 years, no charges, Guantanamo detainee cleared Detroit Free Press, MI

• 'Private War' Soldiers Appeal for U.S. Embassy Help  Reuters

• Guantanamo Panel Members Face Challenges  AP

• Retired Pentagon Brass Seek Abuse Probe  AP

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Go-F*** -Yourself News

• Cheney Spits Toads By MAUREEN DOWD

Today in History Under Bill Clinton – September 9

In 1993, PLO leaders and Israel agreed to recognize each other, clearing the way for a peace accord.

"We seem to be able to land on Mars, but not on Earth."
-- JOHN LOGSDON, director of the Space Policy Institute at George Washington University, on a NASA mission's crash landing

Kerry/Edwards News

• Kerry assails Bush for financial, human costs of Iraq war San Francisco Chronicle, CA 

• Edwards Calls Cheney Remark 'Un-American' ABC News, United States

• John Kerry's Staggered Two-Month Ad Plan  AP

• Democrats Borrow Page From GOP Book  AP

  "W" Stands For What?
By Madeleine Begun Kane

"W" stands for "wrong,"
Says Kerry on the stump.
But some give "wrong" a gong,
And say it should be dumped.

"W" stands for "wimp,"
Some offer up instead.
They say it suits the Chimp,
Who wouldn't risk limb or head.

"W" stands for "wuss..."

The rest of my poem is here:
http://www.madkane.com/notable01_04b.html#09_09_04

Odd News

• Richard Butler, who led Aryan Nations, dies in Idaho at 86 Seattle Times 

• Cosby Defends Criticism of Black Community Washington Post

• Rifle Makers Settle in D.C. Sniper Case  AP

• Mystery Man Has Japanese Island Abuzz  AP

• Bush gets a whipping in fetish lingerie video

• Bush Makes the Dictionary  Reuters

• Tabasco Crops Too Hot for Bunnies  Reuters

• Skullduggery...  Reuters

• Firefighters Rescue Heavyweight Corpse  Reuters

• Dog Wiggles Paw Free to Shoot Florida Man

• Dad Allegedly Attempts Son's Circumcision

• Jordan prince weds former CNN journalist  AFP

I miss the Iguanazul stairmaster .

Peace.

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