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US seeks backing on Iran nuclear issue
Boston Globe, MA - 9-9-03
Associated PressVIENNA -- The United States and
its allies lobbied a key UN atomic agency conference yesterday to join them
in calling on Iran to prove it is not running a covert nuclear weapons
program...Last week the Bush administration decided not to ask the Vienna
meeting to endorse a resolution finding Iran in noncompliance of the atomic
agency's obligations -- a conclusion that would have brought the matter to
the UN Security Council.
"There was no other choice but to back down, because that proposal didn't
have many countries to go along with it," Salehi said.
United
States says Iran in noncompliance of Nuclear ...
- Boston.com
US
Hints Iran Violating Nuclear Treaty - Montgomery
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Bush
snookers public over Iraq
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, WI - 9-9-03
Two years later, is it "gullible" for some to still insist
Saddam Hussein had something to do with the attacks on Sept. 11, 2001?
Or does that kind of blind - some might say misguided - faith require a word
that's a bit stronger?
You know, something like "sucker"?
Back in my old neighborhood, folks who kept falling for the same con over
and over were considered suckers... |
Army troops, budget stretched to the limit
GovExec.com - 9-9-03
...Meanwhile, the Army is scouring units worldwide for
Humvees, especially the armored variety, to fill acute shortages in Iraq.
The Army Materiel Command recently reported that it has a months-long
backlog of orders for replacement tracks for its Abrams tanks, Bradley
Fighting Vehicles, and Paladin self-propelled howitzers, because of
unexpectedly high wear and tear in Iraq. Electrical generators are likewise
in short supply... |
We need someone like Captain Kirk to
save this planet.
"Britney Spears preceded the
president there at the big NFL kickoff show and her costume was a salute to the
president's educational proposals. It's true, every time she turned around you
could see a child's left behind." —Bill Maher
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Flunking Funding?
ABC News - 9-9-03
... not enough federal aid has been appropriated for
schools to prepare for and administer the tests in order for them to be in
compliance with No Child Left Behind ...
Class size reduction
still a political question
The Ledger, Florida - 9-9-03
... But efforts to squash the class size
provision now in the state constitution have failed before - even though
they were led by Gov. Jeb Bush as he was making ...
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"The State of Florida killed Paul
Hill, he was the pro-life fanatic who murdered an abortion doctor. ... Of
course, Florida being Florida, the executioner pulled the switch and
accidentally voted for Pat Buchanan." —Bill Maher
Click here for the
submissions to the question:
Why didn't Saddam use his
Weapons of Mass Destruction?
Winning Entry:
Because he couldn't find the
f-ing things either.
tomg
2nd Winning Entry:
Because, just like a
'compassionate conservative,' they don't exist.
Kmcr01
3rd Winning entry:
Shucks! Even heartless, amoral, bloodthirsty dictators have standards!
Eric M
"I knew this was coming. Last week,
President Bush dropped his dog Barney on the dog's head. Today, Al Qaeda claimed
full responsibility." —David Letterman
Naked activists protest WTO meeting
CNN Europe, Europe 9-9-03
... set up camp, renting hammocks and swatting mosquitoes, and vowed to
derail the meetings
with protests ... Agriculture will likely be at the top of the
Cancun agenda ...
Bush Country
A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush
appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and
mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at
the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few
minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the
television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man. This time, a customer at the
other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off
his stool. "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be
Bush country!" "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushcountry.htm
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Zelda Morgan
ALL HAT NO CATTLE
MERCENARY JOURNALIST
DIRTY LAUNDRY DONE
DIRT CHEAP
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zelda@allhatnocattle.net |
Big Sound Bites - Bush Begs for Billions of Bucks
Dear Congressional Di*khead,
Just say no to Presidiot Bush.
Create Peace!
Zelda Morgan AHNC Mercenary Journalist
PS. Each time you vote yourself a pay raise, the minimum wage should
increase automatically at the same rate.
Click here for Big Sound Bites - Bush Begs
for Billions of Bucks
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This image of
Saturn, released Tuesday, Sept. 9, 2003, taken by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope
between March and April 2003, shows the planet's rings at a maximum tilt of
26 degrees toward Earth. (NASA Handout)
Peace.
