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September 8  2003 

$87b sought to fight terror
Boston Globe, MA - 9-8-03
... Coupled with an anemic economic recovery that features little job creation, Bush's Iraq policies have reinforced the view of his opponents that he can be ...
       Reactions mixed to Bush's address - CNN
       Hagel, Biden react to Bush's remarks - CNN
       Polls: Bush needs Iraq success to bolster position with public - Arizona Daily Sun
Bush in Crisis: Slipping in the Polls, GW Looks to Congress for ...
Democracy Now - 9-8-03
... Meanwhile, the latest Zogby America poll says that President Bush has dropped to the lowest approval ratings of his presidency. ...
Rumsfeld: Criticism of Bush Strengthens U.S. Foes
Mon September 8, 2003 11:16 AM ET
SHANNON, Ireland (Reuters) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said on Monday opposition to the U.S. President was encouraging Washington's enemies and hindering his 'war against terrorism'..

I wouldn't trust Bush with 87 dollars.


Zelda Morgan


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DIRTY LAUNDRY DONE DIRT CHEAP


 

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Big Sound Bites - Bush Begs for Billions of Bucks


 

Dear Congressional Di*khead,

Just say no to Presidiot Bush.

Create Peace!
Zelda Morgan AHNC Mercenary Journalist

PS. Each time you vote yourself a pay raise, the minimum wage should increase automatically at the same rate.
 


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MR. RUSSERT: The cover of Time magazine ..., headlined, The Saudis: Whose Side Are They On in the War on Terror? — in this release from Vanity Fair magazine, “Former White House counterterrorism czar Richard Clarke tells Vanity Fair that the Bush administration decided to allow a group of Saudis to fly out of the U.S. just after September 11 — at a time when access to U.S. airspace was still restricted and required special government approval. According to other sources at least four flights with about 140 Saudis, including roughly two dozen members of the bin Laden family, flew to Saudi Arabia that week — without even being interviewed or interrogated by the F.B.I.”
Why was that allowed?
SEC’Y POWELL: Well, I don’t know that that’s accurate. I don’t know the details of what happened. But my understanding is that there was no sneaking out of the country; that the flights were well-known, and it was coordinated within the government. But I don’t have the details about what the FBI’s role in it might or might not have been.  Click here for MSNBC article

 


 

Zelda discusses Britney Spears


What a slut! Britney won the debates. Britney timed her kiss with her appearance on the NFL stage of the National Mall. Spears upstaged everyone.

Then, in a microcosmic world emerged her gum. She was upstaging everyone else and her gum upstaged her. I watched fixed on her gum and her gum chewing. I couldn't take my eyes off the gum. When the gum was not in sight, I wondered when I would see the gum again. I knew the gum was there but I couldn't actually see it. Many of us watched the gum appear and disappear like magic before our eyes. What did she say? We don't know, we watched the gum.

I found a transcript. Try to forget the gum as you read this.

From an interview with Tucker Carlson...

CARLSON: A lot of entertainers have come out against the war in Iraq. Have you?

SPEARS: Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.

CARLSON: Do you trust this president?

SPEARS: Yes, I do.

CARLSON: Excellent. Do you think he's going to win again?

SPEARS: I don't know. I don't know that.

Yo, Tucker, does she look like Sylvia Brown to you?

Or does she look like William F. Buckley?

Do we care at all what her political opinions are? Isn't she a celebrity wearing a wig and chewing gum? Doesn't this write her opinions off as null and void? Where is Bill O"Reilly? Did he see this interview? I wonder if he watched the gum too?
 


Ann Coulter - Compassionate Conservative

MSNBC Interview

...These are the same arguments, the precise same arguments that were being made before the war. It’s going to be a quagmire. What is the plan? When do we get out? How much is it going to cost? Someone in the military might get his hair mussed. We heard all these arguments....


"The 87 billion is only a down payment on rebuilding Iraq."

-David Gergen (Republican)7:15am 9-8-03 CNN


 

 

 

Saddam Family Tree
 


Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the
attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:
Sooflay .........the restaurateur
Guday............the half-Australian brother
Huray............the sports fanatic
Sashay...........the gay brother
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
Kuntay & Kintay..the twins from the African mother
Sayhay...........the baseball player
Ojay.............the stalker/murderer
Gulay............the singer/entertainer
Ebay.............the Internet czar
Biliray..........the country music star
Ecksray..........the radiologist
Puray............the blender factory owner
Regay............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay............the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:
Lattay...........the coffee shop owner
Bufay............the 300 pound sister
Phayray..........the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway.........the grocery store owner
Ollay............the half-Mexican sister

Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.

 

Sent in by Jerry Davidson.  Thanks Jerry!



Bob Witkowski

interprets Bush's Speech

click here for AtWitsEnd.org

 

 



 VIEWER EMAIL:

SUBJECT: Your site

 

Just happened to come across your site.
Although I appreciate your sentiments, I found it quite sophomoric and rough.
Not very intelligent nor professional.
We Democrats are hoping to regain our credibility and the public trust.
You are not helping in the least.
CE
CEMullen1@aol.com

 

Dear CE,

Are you one of those Limousine Liberals I always hear Ann Coulter referring to? Or just a Democrat without a sense of humor?

I find Rush, FoxNews, Joe Scarborough sophomoric, rough, not very intelligent nor professional. 

Instead of insulting those on your side, point your finger to the right.

Thanks for writing and say hi to your chauffer for me.

Lisa


Great site! Please continue to expose the lies of George W. Bush, his corrupt administration, and the right wing.
Sincerely,
Frank S.

 

Thanks for writing Frank.  We are at your service.


I never met a liberal I liked...and I still have not after seeing your
website
Jim.Rinker@3dp.com

 

You poor man, you think I am a liberal?  Liberal minded, perhaps, but not liberal. I own guns.


I just found your site and I feel like I've found home.  You nail our AWOL commander and his band of monkeys in an artistically stimulating presentation.  Thank you.  You are a true patriot.

Lynda

 

Thanks Lynda. We are here for you in this time of political turmoil.  We feel your pain. I am glad more Democrats are like you and not CE (email above)
 


 

We are building a 4 BILLION DOLLAR aircraft carrier named after a president who gave us Manuel Noriega, Saddam Hussein, Iran-Contra and the current resident of the White House.  We should be investigating him - not honoring him.

Elder Bush attends keel-laying ceremony
Virginian Pilot, VA - 9-8-03
... The laying of the keel of the George HW Bush ... ceremonial start of the building of the
Navy's newest and most sophisticated aircraft carrier. ...


 

 

All Hat No Cattle would like to see the

USS Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton says White House hid New York toxins risk
Belfast Telegraph, UK - 9-8-03
Senator Hillary Clinton ... Leavitt, the outgoing governor of Utah, being confirmed as
the new administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). ...


 

 


 

 

 

 

 


 

The majestic dusty spiral, NGC3370, looms in the foreground in this NASA Hubble Space Telescope image released Sat. Sept. 6, 2003. Recent observations taken with the Advanced Camera for Surveys show intricate spiral arm structure spotted with hot areas of new star formation. But this galaxy is more than just a pretty face. Nearly 10 years earlier NGC 3370, in the constellation Leo, hosted a bright exploding star In November 1994, the light of a supernova in nearby NGC3370 reached Earth. The total exposure time for this galaxy is extremely long (about one full day), and the combined image provides one of the deepest views taken by Hubble. As a result, thousands of distant galaxies in the background are easily discernable. (Handout photo/NASA )

 

 

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