I wouldn't
trust Bush with 87 dollars.
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Zelda Morgan
ALL HAT NO CATTLE
MERCENARY JOURNALIST
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Big Sound Bites - Bush Begs for Billions of Bucks
Dear Congressional Di*khead,
Just say no to Presidiot Bush.
Create Peace!
Zelda Morgan AHNC Mercenary Journalist
PS. Each time you vote yourself a pay raise, the minimum wage should
increase automatically at the same rate.
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MR. RUSSERT: The cover of Time
magazine ..., headlined, The Saudis: Whose Side Are They On in the War on
Terror? — in this release from Vanity Fair magazine, “Former White House
counterterrorism czar Richard Clarke tells Vanity Fair that the Bush
administration decided to allow a group of Saudis to fly out of the U.S. just
after September 11 — at a time when access to U.S. airspace was still restricted
and required special government approval. According to other sources at least
four flights with about 140 Saudis, including roughly two dozen members of the
bin Laden family, flew to Saudi Arabia that week — without even being
interviewed or interrogated by the F.B.I.”
Why was that allowed?
SEC’Y POWELL: Well, I don’t know that that’s accurate. I don’t know the details
of what happened. But my understanding is that there was no sneaking out of the
country; that the flights were well-known, and it was coordinated within the
government. But I don’t have the details about what the FBI’s role in it might
or might not have been.
Click here for MSNBC article

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discusses Britney Spears
What a slut! Britney won the debates. Britney timed her kiss with her
appearance on the NFL stage of the National Mall. Spears upstaged everyone.
Then, in a microcosmic world emerged her gum. She was upstaging everyone
else and her gum upstaged her. I watched fixed on her gum and her gum
chewing. I couldn't take my eyes off the gum. When the gum was not in sight,
I wondered when I would see the gum again. I knew the gum was there but I
couldn't actually see it. Many of us watched the gum appear and disappear
like magic before our eyes. What did she say? We don't know, we watched the
gum.
I found a transcript. Try to forget the gum as you read this.
From an interview with Tucker Carlson...
CARLSON: A lot of entertainers have come out against the war in Iraq. Have
you?
SPEARS: Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every
decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be
faithful in what happens.
CARLSON: Do you trust this president?
SPEARS: Yes, I do.
CARLSON: Excellent. Do you think he's going to win again?
SPEARS: I don't know. I don't know that.
Yo, Tucker, does she look like Sylvia Brown to you?
Or does she look like William F. Buckley?
Do we care at all what her political opinions are? Isn't she a celebrity
wearing a wig and chewing gum? Doesn't this write her opinions off as null
and void? Where is Bill O"Reilly? Did he see this interview? I wonder if he
watched the gum too?
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Ann
Coulter - Compassionate Conservative
MSNBC Interview
...These are the same arguments, the
precise same arguments that were being made before the war. It’s going to be
a quagmire. What is the plan? When do we get out? How much is it going to
cost? Someone in the military might get his hair mussed. We heard all these
arguments.... |
"The 87 billion is only a down
payment on rebuilding Iraq."
-David Gergen (Republican)7:15am 9-8-03
CNN
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Saddam Family Tree
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family
members are coming to the
attention of American authorities.
Among the brothers:
Sooflay .........the restaurateur
Guday............the half-Australian brother
Huray............the sports fanatic
Sashay...........the gay brother
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
Kuntay & Kintay..the twins from the African mother
Sayhay...........the baseball player
Ojay.............the stalker/murderer
Gulay............the singer/entertainer
Ebay.............the Internet czar
Biliray..........the country music star
Ecksray..........the radiologist
Puray............the blender factory owner
Regay............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay............the one with bad hair
Among the sisters:
Lattay...........the coffee shop owner
Bufay............the 300 pound sister
Phayray..........the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway.........the grocery store owner
Ollay............the half-Mexican sister
Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.
Sent in by Jerry
Davidson. Thanks Jerry! |

Bob Witkowski
interprets Bush's Speech
click here for
AtWitsEnd.org

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VIEWER EMAIL:
SUBJECT: Your site
Just happened to come across your site.
Although I appreciate your sentiments, I found it quite sophomoric and
rough.
Not very intelligent nor professional.
We Democrats are hoping to regain our credibility and the public trust.
You are not helping in the least.
CE
CEMullen1@aol.com
Dear CE,
Are you one of those Limousine
Liberals I always hear Ann Coulter referring to? Or just a Democrat without
a sense of humor?
I find Rush, FoxNews, Joe
Scarborough sophomoric, rough, not very intelligent nor professional.
Instead of insulting those on your side, point your finger to the right.
Thanks for writing and say hi to
your chauffer for me.
Lisa
Great site! Please continue to expose
the lies of George W. Bush, his corrupt administration, and the right wing.
Sincerely,
Frank S.
Thanks for writing Frank. We
are at your service.
I never met a liberal I liked...and I
still have not after seeing your
website
Jim.Rinker@3dp.com
You poor man, you think I am a
liberal? Liberal minded, perhaps, but not liberal. I own guns.
I just found your site and I feel like
I've found home. You nail our AWOL commander and his band of monkeys
in an artistically stimulating presentation. Thank you. You are
a true patriot.
Lynda
Thanks Lynda. We are here for you in
this time of political turmoil. We feel your pain. I am glad more
Democrats are like you and not CE (email above)
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We are
building a 4 BILLION DOLLAR aircraft carrier named after a president who gave us
Manuel Noriega, Saddam Hussein, Iran-Contra and the current resident of the
White House. We should be investigating him - not honoring him.

Elder Bush attends keel-laying ceremony
Virginian Pilot, VA - 9-8-03
... The laying of the keel of the George HW
Bush ... ceremonial start of the building of the
Navy's newest and most sophisticated aircraft carrier. ...
All Hat No
Cattle would like to see the
USS
Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton says White House hid New York toxins risk
Belfast Telegraph, UK - 9-8-03
Senator Hillary Clinton ... Leavitt, the outgoing governor
of Utah, being confirmed as
the new administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).
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The majestic dusty
spiral, NGC3370, looms in the foreground in this NASA Hubble Space Telescope
image released Sat. Sept. 6, 2003. Recent observations taken with the Advanced
Camera for Surveys show intricate spiral arm structure spotted with hot areas of
new star formation. But this galaxy is more than just a pretty face. Nearly 10
years earlier NGC 3370, in the constellation Leo, hosted a bright exploding star
In November 1994, the light of a supernova in nearby NGC3370 reached Earth. The
total exposure time for this galaxy is extremely long (about one full day), and
the combined image provides one of the deepest views taken by Hubble. As a
result, thousands of distant galaxies in the background are easily discernable.
(Handout photo/NASA )
Peace.
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