Thursday edition - September 6, 2007
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Europeans Cite Iraq War
For Rift With US
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Craig Aide Says He's Likely To Leave |
Bush Urges Allies to Keep Troops in Iraq |
What do Larry Craig and George Bush have in common?
They're both great deciders
One is a toe tapper and the other is a tap dancer
"President Bush was going to give the White House staff the day off for Labor
Day, but then he realized that everybody resigned.” - Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
8 US soldiers reported killed Austin American-Statesman
Roadside bomb kills two British soldiers in Afghanistan Guardian Unlimited
Leftist Aussie politician calls Bush a `dunderhead' Taipei Times, Taiwan
Iraqi Official: Country's Economy Improving, But Unemployment Is High
Condi Rice Update
Condoleezza Rice has
been President Bush's foreign policy tutor, sports buddy, national security
adviser and his secretary of state.
Bush came up with a new designation Wednesday at a dinner in his honor.
"She
can be my date," the president said...
“Here’s
how lovely it was in New York City today. Senator Craig came out of the men’s
room squinting.” - David Letterman
White House E-mails
The White House
abandoned an automatic archiving system for its e-mail in 2002 and did not
replace it, says a lawsuit filed Wednesday against the Executive Office of the
President...Unless the electronic messages are retrieved from the backup tapes,
the records "may be lost forever," the suit says.
The Federal Records Act and the Presidential Records Act require that e-mail be
preserved.
Republican Shenanigans
Judge Scolds US on Wiretapping Records The Associated Press
Craig vows to leave office if conviction upheld Contra Costa Times
Thompson enters fray his own way
Thompson takes aim at Clinton Reuters
GOP candidates debate Iraq and needle Fred Thompson Chicago Tribune
Transcript of the Fox News Republican Presidential Candidates Debate New York Times
Top Ten Hillary Clinton Campaign Promises. - David Letterman
10. Bring stability and long term security to ‘The View’.
9. Each year on my birthday, every American gets a cupcake.
8. You’ll have the option of rolling dice against the IRS for double-or-nothing on your taxes.
7. Having trouble getting a flight and Air Force One is available -- it’s yours.
6. My vice president will never shoot anybody in the face.
5. Turn Gitmo into a Dairy Queen as soon as possible.
4. For over a century there have been only two Dakotas -- I plan to double that.
3. We will finally have a president who doesn’t mind pulling over and asking for directions. Am I right, ladies?
2. I will appoint a committee to find out what the heck is happening on ‘Lost’.
1. One more pantsuit joke and Letterman disappears.
"According to a new AP poll, the most popular presidential candidate among
registered Republicans is 'none of the above.' At the moment, Rudy Giuliani is
running third, just behind 'Good Lord, not him.'" --Conan O'Brien
Rock-The-Voter News
Edwards Welcomes Union Endorsement
Kucinich's latest campaign expenditure: Middle East travel The Plain Dealer
Democratic Sen. back at work 9 months after hemorrhage
Lost Nukes Update
The Air Force fired a
commander after a B-52 bomber was mistakenly armed with six nuclear warheads and
flown for more than three hours across several states last week, Pentagon
officials said Wednesday.
It was originally reported that five nuclear warheads were transported,
but officers who revealed the incident to the Military Times newspaper group,
which first reported it, have since updated the number to six.
Biz-Tech News
Crude oil tops $76 a barrel USA Today
Deals on homes fall to 6-year low; stocks take hit
Panel Urges NASA to Study Dark Energy Space.com
"It's
been so hot. This morning, Governor Schwarzenegger announced an emergency,
statewide wet T-shirt contest." - Jimmy Kimmel
“Labor Day is the day set aside to honor the hardworking American labor force that now resides mostly in China and India.”- Jimmy Kimmel
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"President Bush signed a bill into law that expands his wiretapping powers.
President Bush said he knew the bill would pass because he had bugs planted in
both houses of Congress." --Jay Leno
Go-F***-Yourself News
AEI's Gerecht: Cheney Doesn't Tell Me What to Write TPMmuckraker
"If I was Larry Craig I'd say, 'Here's the deal -- I'm not gay, but my feet are.'" - Jimmy Kimmel
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Odd News
Man Who Mooned Karl Rove Speaks: 'It Was A Very Intimate Moment' MTV.com
Moray Eels Grab Prey With "Alien" Jaws
These photos provided by the Colorado Division of Wildlife, show the endangered greenback cutthroat trout, left, and the Colorado River cutthroat trout. In a report released by the University of Colorado on Wednesday, Sept. 5, 2007, researchers say five of nine populations of fish believed to be endangered greenback cutthroat were actually the more common Colorado River cutthroat trout. Federal and state biologists have stocked the wrong fish for more than two decades. Photos/Colorado Division of Wildlife
Peace.