Thursday edition - September 6, 2007





Europeans Cite Iraq War For Rift With US
Guardian Unlimited, UK - 9-6-07

Europeans are skeptical that trans-Atlantic relations will improve after Americans select a new...


Craig Aide Says He's Likely To Leave
Guardian Unlimited - 9-6-07
WASHINGTON (AP) - Sen. Larry Craig has all but dropped any notion of trying to complete his term, and is focused on helping Idaho send a new senator to Washington within a few weeks, his top spokesman said

Bush Urges Allies to Keep Troops in Iraq
The Associated Press - 9-6-07

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - President Bush said in an interview broadcast Friday that he would be concerned about China's military if the country ever turned hostile, and he urged allied countries to keep their troops in Iraq. Speaking to Australia's Sky

What do Larry Craig and George Bush have in common?

  1. They're both great deciders

  2. One is a toe tapper and the other is a tap dancer

  3. Fill in the blank  _________________________________


"President Bush was going to give the White House staff the day off for Labor Day, but then he realized that everybody resigned.” - Jay Leno





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Condi Rice Update


Condoleezza Rice has been President Bush's foreign policy tutor, sports buddy, national security adviser and his secretary of state.

Bush came up with a new designation Wednesday at a dinner in his honor.

"She can be my date," the president said...



 “Here’s how lovely it was in New York City today. Senator Craig came out of the men’s room squinting.” - David Letterman




White House E-mails


The White House abandoned an automatic archiving system for its e-mail in 2002 and did not replace it, says a lawsuit filed Wednesday against the Executive Office of the President...Unless the electronic messages are retrieved from the backup tapes, the records "may be lost forever," the suit says. The Federal Records Act and the Presidential Records Act require that e-mail be preserved.


By Don Davis


Republican Shenanigans



Top Ten Hillary Clinton Campaign Promises. - David Letterman


10. Bring stability and long term security to ‘The View’.

9. Each year on my birthday, every American gets a cupcake.

8. You’ll have the option of rolling dice against the IRS for double-or-nothing on your taxes.

7. Having trouble getting a flight and Air Force One is available -- it’s yours.

6. My vice president will never shoot anybody in the face.

5. Turn Gitmo into a Dairy Queen as soon as possible.

4. For over a century there have been only two Dakotas -- I plan to double that.

3. We will finally have a president who doesn’t mind pulling over and asking for directions. Am I right, ladies?

2. I will appoint a committee to find out what the heck is happening on ‘Lost’.

1. One more pantsuit joke and Letterman disappears.



"According to a new AP poll, the most popular presidential candidate among registered Republicans is 'none of the above.' At the moment, Rudy Giuliani is running third, just behind 'Good Lord, not him.'" --Conan O'Brien

Rock-The-Voter News

Lost Nukes Update


The Air Force fired a commander after a B-52 bomber was mistakenly armed with six nuclear warheads and flown for more than three hours across several states last week, Pentagon officials said Wednesday.

It was originally reported that five nuclear warheads were transported, but officers who revealed the incident to the Military Times newspaper group, which first reported it, have since updated the number to six.





Biz-Tech News


"It's been so hot. This morning, Governor Schwarzenegger announced an emergency, statewide wet T-shirt contest." - Jimmy Kimmel



“Labor Day is the day set aside to honor the hardworking American labor force that now resides mostly in China and India.”- Jimmy Kimmel


Bush-Prison-Torture News


"President Bush signed a bill into law that expands his wiretapping powers. President Bush said he knew the bill would pass because he had bugs planted in both houses of Congress." --Jay Leno



Go-F***-Yourself News


"If I was Larry Craig I'd say, 'Here's the deal -- I'm not gay, but my feet are.'" - Jimmy Kimmel



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Odd News


These photos provided by the Colorado Division of Wildlife, show the endangered greenback cutthroat trout, left, and the Colorado River cutthroat trout. In a report released by the University of Colorado on Wednesday, Sept. 5, 2007, researchers say five of nine populations of fish believed to be endangered greenback cutthroat were actually the more common Colorado River cutthroat trout. Federal and state biologists have stocked the wrong fish for more than two decades. Photos/Colorado Division of Wildlife