Heaven help us all, another partisan hack wanting to be president. Especially him. {{{Shudder}}}
"There was an article in Vanity Fair that says Sarah Palin -- listen to this, this borders on the creepy -- that what she was trying to do … was adopt her daughter Bristol's baby. … Oh yeah, like I'm going to make a joke about this." --David Letterman'
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"State
Department's conducting a big investigation into a wild party thrown at the U.S.
embassy in Afghanistan. Of course, in Afghanistan, a wild party is any event
where a girl takes her socks off." --Conan O'Brien Interesting Move
President Barack Obama said Friday that his administration will start releasing the names of people who visit the White House, reversing a long-standing policy transcending both Democratic and Republican presidents
Disturbing News
"But this article is quite an expose. The article claims that Sarah Palin really couldn't see Russia from her house. The article also says that Sarah Palin was not much of a hunter. And I was thinking, I don't know, she killed John McCain's chances." --David Letterman
Republican-Shenanigans News
Republican Bob McDonnell is using a new television ad to push back against a wave of criticism over his 1989 master's thesis, which argued that working women are harmful to traditional families.
"A spokesperson for Sarah Palin says she's about 85% finished with her book which means that Sarah Palin is finished with her book." --Conan O'Brien
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Rock-The-Voter News
"The
Toyota Camry is the number one selling car in the U.S., because of the 'Cash for
Clunkers' program. I think Obama's getting a little carried away. Now he's
letting people trade in old American children for newer Japanese children."
--Jimmy Fallon
Biz-Tech News
"Cheney accused Obama of setting a 'terrible precedent.' That's what Cheney said, Obama is setting a 'terrible precedent,' not to be confused with George W. Bush, who was a terrible president. That's a different deal." --David Letterman
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Cheney
says that the CIA torture probe is a terrible idea and should never have been
authorized. You mean like the war in Iraq? You mean like that, Dick?"
--David Letterman Go-F**k-Yourself News
"Elmo from 'Sesame Street' is appearing in a new public service announcement informing people about swine flu. Doctors warn that if you see a red, furry, high-pitched monster informing you about swine flu, you may already have it." --Conan O'Brien
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An aerial view shows a labyrinth in
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