Tuesday edition - September 4, 2007

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Blair discusses Mideast peace with Saudi king
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How
Reporters Handled Secrecy Around Bush's Iraq Trip |
British begin pulling out of Iraq, and Team Bush grumbles |
Blair "talks peace" after leaving office. Bush said when he leaves office he's going to "fill his coffers" by making speeches. I wonder what he'll speechify about?
"Several prominent Republicans are calling on Sen. Larry Craig to resign. And a
couple are asking for his phone number." --David Letterman

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Iraq's Parliament Reconvenes After Break Washington Post
Iraq needs 50 billion dollars to meet energy goals: report AFP
KBR ignored danger to civilian truckers in Iraq, newspaper says
Bush talks of possible cuts in troops Fort Worth Star Telegram
Denmark Nabs Eight Terror Suspects CBS News
Anti-War Protests Await Bush in Sydney Voice of America
Chinese Hack Pentagon
China's military successfully hacked into the Pentagon's computer network, raising fears it could disrupt the US defense department's systems, the Financial Times reported Tuesday.
Now, of course, the Republicans have completely turned on Larry Craig. As Jesus would. And they’re all – they’re all after him. John McCain has called for him to step down. Mitt Romney has called for him to step down. Mark Foley has just called him. - Bill Maher
Disturbing News
Hurricane Felix hits Central America Reuters.uk

Karl Rove Update
President Bush's behind-the-curtain adviser, Karl Rove, is expected to reprise that role for the prez in Texas, we hear. Now retired from the White House, Rove is planning to take charge of the Bush library and museum, including the design, fundraising, and planning for what insiders are calling a copy of the conservative Hoover Institution at Stanford University.
"A couple of pranksters covered Karl Rove's car in bumper stickers that read, "I Love Obama." Karl Rove laughed about it then had the pranksters murdered." --Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans
Craig’s Departure Means More Rebuilding By Senate GOP Congressional Quarterly
Sen. Craig's son says family asked tough questions Seattle Post Intelligencer
Why Gonzales Bailed Newsweek
Blank Check to Coy's Mistress Brings Trouble TPMmuckraker
Dissent In Bush's Inner Circle Washington Post
Swift Boat Veterans Update
Lawyers behind a
California ballot proposal that could benefit the 2008 Republican presidential
nominee have ties to a Texas homebuilder who financed attacks on Democrat John
Kerry's Vietnam War record in the 2004 presidential campaign.
Charles H. Bell and Thomas Hiltachk's law firm banked nearly $65,000 in fees
from a California-based political committee funded almost solely by Bob J. Perry
that targeted Democrats in 2006. Perry, a major Republican donor,
contributed nearly $4.5
million to the group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth that made unsubstantiated but
damaging attacks on Kerry three years ago.

The Bush administration is facing the same dilemma in Iraq that Larry Craig faced at the Minneapolis men's room. It's a lot easier to go in than to come out. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
They're Baaaaack!
Congress
returns from its summer recess today, still split along partisan lines about
whether there's progress in Iraq and which policy would best protect U.S.
security interests.
Rock-The-Voter News
Coalition of nuns calls for impeaching Bush and Cheney Winston-Salem Journal, NC
May the "Republican Resignation Derby" continue until there's no one left to screw Our Country in a light bulb. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

Politicians are not supposed to approach strangers and ask them for sex. They’re supposed to approach strangers and ask them for money. - Bill Maher
Biz-Tech News
US is Big Exporter of Dangerous Toys Consumer Affairs
White House custodians resign. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

Bush-Prison-Torture News
Us Says Assaults Down At Guantanamo Guardian Unlimited
Guantanamo 'mass disturbances' up sharply in 2007: US military report JURIST
It’s Labor Day Weekend! A weekend off. By the way, a word of warning about the weekend: if Senator Larry Craig –invites you to a “tailgate” party, say no. - Bill Maher
Go-F***-Yourself News
The rumor about Lindsey Lohan is that she was caught taking drugs and having sex in a – in a toilet with a male patient. I didn’t even know she was Republican! - Bill Maher

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Odd News
Scientists find a gene that makes some people taller Guardian Unlimited
Book claims Stern and Birkhead more than legal adversaries Monsters and Critics.com

A vessel passes wind turbines in a wind park 23 km (14 miles) off the coast of Ijmuiden September 3, 2007. Offshore wind farms are likely to appear more and more frequently off European coastlines as governments seek to increase their use of renewable energy without angering their citizens by placing giant turbines on their doorsteps. Photo/Michael Kooren
Peace.