Tuesday edition - September 4, 2007

 

 

 

Blair discusses Mideast peace with Saudi king
AFP - 9-4-07
JEDDAH, Saudi Arabia — International Middle East peace envoy Tony Blair met Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah on Monday on the second leg of a regional..

 

 How Reporters Handled Secrecy Around Bush's Iraq Trip
Editor & Publisher - 9-3-07
NEW YORK President Bush's brief visit to Iraq today surprised nearly everyone, except for a few reporters invited to come along

British begin pulling out of Iraq, and Team Bush grumbles
San Francisco Chronicle,  USA - 9-4-07
Apparently, the British government has had enough of self-styled "war president" George W. Bush's failed, costly Iraq caper, and has announced its plans to


 

Blair "talks peace" after leaving office. Bush said when he leaves office he's going to "fill his coffers" by making speeches. I wonder what he'll speechify about?

 


 

"Several prominent Republicans are calling on Sen. Larry Craig to resign. And a couple are asking for his phone number." --David Letterman
 


 

 

www.buckfush.com

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Chinese Hack Pentagon

 

China's military successfully hacked into the Pentagon's computer network, raising fears it could disrupt the US defense department's systems, the Financial Times reported Tuesday.

 


 

Now, of course, the Republicans have completely turned on Larry Craig. As Jesus would.  And they’re all – they’re all after him. John McCain has called for him to step down. Mitt Romney has called for him to step down. Mark Foley has just called him. - Bill Maher

 


IDAHO HONORS LARRY CRAIG: STATE SYMBOL CHANGED FROM SPUDS, TO GAY STUDS

By Don Davis

 


 


 

Disturbing News


 

 


Karl Rove Update

 

President Bush's behind-the-curtain adviser, Karl Rove, is expected to reprise that role for the prez in Texas, we hear. Now retired from the White House, Rove is planning to take charge of the Bush library and museum, including the design, fundraising, and planning for what insiders are calling a copy of the conservative Hoover Institution at Stanford University.

 

 


 

 "A couple of pranksters covered Karl Rove's car in bumper stickers that read, "I Love Obama." Karl Rove laughed about it then had the pranksters murdered." --Conan O'Brien

 


 


 


Republican Shenanigans

 


Swift Boat Veterans Update

 

Lawyers behind a California ballot proposal that could benefit the 2008 Republican presidential nominee have ties to a Texas homebuilder who financed attacks on Democrat John Kerry's Vietnam War record in the 2004 presidential campaign.
Charles H. Bell and Thomas Hiltachk's law firm banked nearly $65,000 in fees from a California-based political committee funded almost solely by Bob J. Perry that targeted Democrats in 2006. Perry, a major Republican donor, contributed nearly $4.5 million to the group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth that made unsubstantiated but damaging attacks on Kerry three years ago.
 


 

 


 

The Bush administration is facing the same dilemma in Iraq that Larry Craig faced at the Minneapolis men's room. It's a lot easier to go in than to come out. - Argus Hamilton, comedian

 


They're Baaaaack!

 

 Congress returns from its summer recess today, still split along partisan lines about whether there's progress in Iraq and which policy would best protect U.S. security interests.
 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

May the "Republican Resignation Derby" continue until there's no one left to screw Our Country in a light bulb. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com


 



 


 

 

 


 

Politicians are not supposed to approach strangers and ask them for sex. They’re supposed to approach strangers and ask them for money. - Bill Maher

 


 

Biz-Tech News

 


 

White House custodians resign. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

It’s Labor Day Weekend! A weekend off. By the way, a word of warning about the weekend: if Senator Larry Craig –invites you to a “tailgate” party, say no. - Bill Maher

 


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

The rumor about Lindsey Lohan is that she was caught taking drugs and having sex in a – in a toilet with a male patient. I didn’t even know she was Republican! - Bill Maher

 


 

 

 


 

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A vessel passes wind turbines in a wind park 23 km (14 miles) off the coast of Ijmuiden September 3, 2007. Offshore wind farms are likely to appear more and more frequently off European coastlines as governments seek to increase their use of renewable energy without angering their citizens by placing giant turbines on their doorsteps. Photo/Michael Kooren

 

 

 

 

 

Peace.