"Here's a
story. And it's about time. Director Roman Polanski, they finally get this guy.
They arrest him in Switzerland. And I was thinking well, you know, great, I'm
glad they got Polanski but what about bin Laden?" --David Letterman
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam Birther Infomercial
Rumors of the "birther" movement's death appear to have been greatly exaggerated. The group has been demanding for months that President Obama produce a "valid" birth certificate to prove he's a natural-born citizen of the United States - and it's not giving up just yet. A Christian website called LivePrayer.com produced an infomercial that the United States Justice Foundation organization is set to air in seven Southern states.
"Sarah
Palin was paid $300,000 to go over there and speak in Hong Kong. Apparently she
could see the money from her house." --David Letterman
Disturbing News
Birthers question Jesus place of birth-demand certificate The Spoof (satire)
McCain Out Of Touch? Arizona Thinks So.
Maybe it’s his
wife’s 100-million dollar beer distribution fortune or his established age; but,
some Americans see Sen. John McCain as “out-of-touch.” A new poll in Arizona
finds that the senator and prisoner of war is losing support from his own
constituents.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Sarah Palin went to Hong Kong, delivered a speech last week. And we're learning more and more about the speech that she delivered there. Palin says China needs to deal with its ethics problems. Well, I bet that got a nice laugh." --David Letterman
Governor
Mark Sanford’s wife is publishing a book about the affair. She says the book is
big enough to tell her side of the story but still light enough to fling at your
husband’s head.- Jay Leno BREAKING NEWS: A Democrat Stands Up To Republicans
A Democratic congressman from Florida is refusing to apologize for saying that Republicans want Americans to "die quickly" if they get sick.
Rock-The-Voter News
One of the health care reform plans requires you to buy insurance. And if you don’t, it’ll cost you. Which is different than now, how? – Will Durst
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Biz-Tech News
Liberals Regroup After Public Option Defeat
HARD LABOR
$10 Toys From Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart Stores Inc., the world's largest retailer, said Wednesday it will offer more than 100 toys at $10 during the key holiday season
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Did you hear about this? Dick Cheney had back surgery. It’s from carrying Bush for eight years. --David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
According
to a new study out of the University of Chicago, participating in sports can
make you smarter. That explains how these college athletes are able to graduate
without even going to class. - Jay Leno
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
A woman, who
obviously does not want to be identified, receives a chocolate facial treatment
for 600 pesos ($12.56) at a beauty salon in Quezon City, Metro Manila,
Philippines.
Peace.
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