Wednesday edition - September 30, 2009
McCain: Time is running short for Afghan decision
Dick Cheney, Liz Cheney are scaremongering
General Says Iraq Troop Reductions May Quicken
story. And it's about time. Director Roman Polanski, they finally get this guy.
They arrest him in Switzerland. And I was thinking well, you know, great, I'm
glad they got Polanski but what about bin Laden?" --David Letterman
Rumors of the "birther" movement's death appear to have been greatly exaggerated. The group has been demanding for months that President Obama produce a "valid" birth certificate to prove he's a natural-born citizen of the United States - and it's not giving up just yet. A Christian website called LivePrayer.com produced an infomercial that the United States Justice Foundation organization is set to air in seven Southern states.
Palin was paid $300,000 to go over there and speak in Hong Kong. Apparently she
could see the money from her house." --David Letterman
Birthers question Jesus place of birth-demand certificate The Spoof (satire)
McCain Out Of Touch? Arizona Thinks So.
Maybe itís his
wifeís 100-million dollar beer distribution fortune or his established age; but,
some Americans see Sen. John McCain as ďout-of-touch.Ē A new poll in Arizona
finds that the senator and prisoner of war is losing support from his own
A Rasmussen Reports poll finds that 61-percent of Republicans in Arizona think Sen. John McCain is out of touch with his own party.
Sarah Palin's Book Publication Date Moved Up New York Times
Sarah Palin's Christian co-author Baltimore Sun
Meg Whitman: I focused on family instead of voting The Associated Press
Perry camp claims Web site hacked as act of 'political sabotage' CNN Political Ticker
"Sarah Palin went to Hong Kong, delivered a speech last week. And we're learning more and more about the speech that she delivered there. Palin says China needs to deal with its ethics problems. Well, I bet that got a nice laugh." --David Letterman
Mark Sanfordís wife is publishing a book about the affair. She says the book is
big enough to tell her side of the story but still light enough to fling at your
husbandís head.- Jay Leno
BREAKING NEWS: A Democrat Stands Up To Republicans
A Democratic congressman from Florida is refusing to apologize for saying that Republicans want Americans to "die quickly" if they get sick.
One of the health care reform plans requires you to buy insurance. And if you donít, itíll cost you. Which is different than now, how? Ė Will Durst
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Liberals Regroup After Public Option Defeat
An outcome that had been expected for weeks still generated a good deal of drama and post-game analysis, as Tuesday's defeat of efforts to add the public insurance option to the Senate Finance Committee's health-care bill pushed the reform debate into a new stage.
$10 Toys From Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart Stores Inc., the world's largest retailer, said Wednesday it will offer more than 100 toys at $10 during the key holiday season
Did you hear about this? Dick Cheney had back surgery. Itís from carrying Bush for eight years. --David Letterman
Palin Vs. Cheney: Who Will Sell More Books? (POLL) Huffington Post
to a new study out of the University of Chicago, participating in sports can
make you smarter. That explains how these college athletes are able to graduate
without even going to class. - Jay Leno
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