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Wednesday edition - September 3, 2008
Sarah Palin - a comedy writer's dream
“Barack Obama says he’s planning to
get his daughters a dog if he’s elected president.” Most “voters asked think he
should get a poodle,” proving “that Americans are not only ready for a black
president, they’re also ready for a gay first dog.” - Conan O'Brien
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Grateful Neighbors
When neighbors heard that Army Cpl. Christopher Levi was coming home from Iraq without his legs, Newsday says dozens of people came together to work on a $100,000 renovation of his family's house in Holbrook, N.Y.
"The Palin
family crisis that we were talking about on Sunday and Monday, that has been
solved now and, today, the baby is being adopted by Angelina Jolie." - David
Letterman
Protecting the Lying Liars and Their Lies
The Justice Department
refused to prosecute former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales for improperly
— and possibly illegally — storing in his office and home classified information
about two of the Bush administration's most sensitive counterterrorism efforts.
Disturbing News
More PayPal Lines Sent To AHNC
While Bush Rides His Bike Putin Saves TV Crew From Tiger Attack
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was feted by Russian media on Sunday for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger in the wilds of the Far East.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn’t want to have to be in a position to have to get C.P.R. from Mitt Romney. - Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
David Letterman: Top Ten Surprises In Barack Obama’s
Democratic National Convention Address.
“At one point this week, police in
Denver had a showdown with over 300 protestors, ended up pepper spraying them.
And since, of course, it was Denver and they were Democrats, it was only fresh
ground pepper spray.”- Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
This is a little fun fact for you — both John McCain and Michael Jackson will celebrate their birthday. Yeah, so it will be the birthday of an old white guy and John McCain. - Conan O'Brien
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Cheney Diplomacy
Russia accused the United States of stirring up instability in Georgia on Wednesday, hours after U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney landed in the region to show support for Washington's ex-Soviet allies.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
DING DING DING
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Odd News
This picture
made available by Emaar properties shows Burj Dubai in the Gulf emirate. The
world's tallest building just got taller -- the Burj Dubai tower in the booming
Gulf emirate of Dubai has now reached a height of 688 metres (2,257 feet) and is
still growing, developers Emaar said on Tuesday, September 2, 2008.
Peace.
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