Thursday edition - September 27, 2007

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Bin Laden may have just escaped US forces
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Latest Twist in MoveOn Ad Saga: 'Star Tribune' Refunding
Money to Al Franken |
Shootings by Blackwater Exceed Other Firms in Iraq |
President Bush had to be rushed to the hospital early this morning. He looked into the mirror while shaving and saw President Ahmadinejad, then collapsed. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
At least 50 die as new violence erupts in Iraq Detroit Free Press
Trial resumes of US soldier who killed Italian agent in Iraq AFP
Gates moves to rein in contractors in Iraq
Defense secretary seeks $42B for wars USA Today
Senate backs separating Iraq into 3 regions Los Angeles Times
Bush Touts Progress in Afghanistan Guardian Unlimited
Rice, Lavrov clash on Iran sanctions in G8: sources ABC News
George W Bush- Draft Dodger - Greg Palast
Dan Rather vs. CBS
When CBS replaced the
edgy Rather with the sugary Katie Couric as anchor of the "Evening News," it
imagined it had solved its problem, its "errors." The news would get softer, the
Republicans in control of the White House and Congress would be nicer, Viacom
would grab more media, and ratings would climb. Thus, dismissing Rather would
yield untold dividends. Unfortunately for CBS's visionaries, none of that has
worked out as planned. Couric simply lacks basic journalistic instincts and
skills, and the "CBS Evening News" is at rock bottom in ratings and sinking
farther.
Rather could have simply allowed the statute of limitations to run out, lived
off his millions, and faded away. But the incident ate at him. On one level, the
Bush National Guard story is about Bush and the National Guard. On another, of
course, it is about Rather's reputation. But on yet another
it is about CBS's overwhelming desire to please the Bush White House and censor
itself.
Katie Couric vs. Dan Rather
"There were things in
there that were quite egregious in terms of how it was reported," Couric said of
the report.
"And sloppy work is sloppy work."
"I don't believe Ms. Couric knows all the facts," Rather told The Post
yesterday.
"When they
come out, she may well change her mind."

Disturbing News
Myanmar Raids Monasteries Before Dawn New York Times
In Case You Don't Have Enough To Worry About
Staged cyber attack
reveals vulnerability in power grid...Sources familiar with the experiment said
the same attack scenario could be used against huge generators that produce the
country's electric power.
Some experts fear bigger, coordinated attacks could cause widespread damage to
electric infrastructure
that could
take months to fix.
Bill Clinton slams 'smearing' Republicans

"I was
a little disappointed to hear this. Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, Mitt Romney
and John McCain all said they cannot attend the minority debate this week at
Morgan State University because they have scheduling conflicts. They're
scheduled to meet with rich white people" --Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
Craig Will Remain in Senate Until Judge Rules
Following Bush Over a Cliff
Poll: Giuliani has caught up with Romney in New Hampshire CNN
Lott Says Democrats, Republicans Each Bear Blame for Gridlock Bloomberg
"As you know, the Iranian president said a lot of stupid things yesterday. My favorite is when he said there are no homosexuals in Iran. In fact, today, Idaho Senator Larry Craig volunteered to go over there on an ass-finding mission." --Jay Leno
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Wrote A Book!
Most
Washington parties can be crashed with simple name-dropping or the flash of a
powerful business card. Next week’s book party for Supreme Court Justice
Clarence Thomas, however, is off-limits to intruders.
“If you don’t have an invite, don’t come,” said Armstrong Williams, who will
host the party at his Northeast D.C. home.
“And don’t bring guests who aren’t on the list.”

Rock-The-Voter News
Clinton, opponents spar gently Chicago Sun-Times
MoveOn Pays The Times $77508 for Ad Cost New York Times
Mexico's Vicente Fox said in his new book released Friday that President Bush is afraid of horses. The president was once tossed out of the saddle and got his feet caught in the stirrups. The Woolworth's manager had to come outside and turn off the electricity. - Argus Hamilton

Biz-Tech News
Oil prices rise above $81 a barrel BusinessWeek
KB Home posts loss, expects things to get worse Los Angeles Times
Microsoft's 'Halo 3' Breaks First-Day Sales Records PC World
“This Saturday, President Bush will be on hand in Washington to celebrate the seventh annual National Book Festival. That’s right. The President is very excited about the festival because he’s been named Cliff Notes’ Man of the Year.” - Conan O’Brien

Maybe we ought to take a cue from Myanmar's Buddhist monks and take to the streets. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News

Go-F***-Yourself News
Cheney to address secret group Salt Lake Tribune
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Odd News
Al Sharpton on Bill O'Reilly: I'll be fair
Vick tests positive for marijuana
Movie Director Sentenced for Lying About Detective New York Times
Mistrial for Phil Spector; DA pledges to retry murder case New York Daily News

These artist renderings provided by the U.S. Mint shows four of the designs under consideration to replace the 'tails' side of the Abraham Lincoln penny. During the 2009 observance of the 200th anniversary of Lincoln's birth and 100th anniversary of the introduction of the Lincoln penny. To commemorate the event, the U.S. Mint, at the direction of Congress, will introduce four rotating designs on the one-cent coin for that year depicting different aspects of Lincoln's life. The designs will replace the engraving of the Lincoln Memorial on the 'tails' side of the coin. The famous profile of Lincoln will remain on the 'heads' side of the coin. Photo/US Mint
Peace.