REPUBLICANS SOLVE HOMELESS VETERAN CRISIS
Sarah Palin gave a speech in Hong Kong. She was very tough on President Obama. She attacked President Obama on foreign soil. Well, I’m sure the people that went after the Dixie Chicks will be going after her right now.- Jay Leno
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The Results Of A "Smaller Government"
Gene Williams walked into the National Guard Armory in
Dothan, picked up a questionnaire, and sat down.
“I’m a veteran, so I’m not looking for a handout,” he said. “I’m just looking
for a hand-up.”
In a new
interview, conservative talk show host Glenn Beck called John McCain a “weird
progressive, like Teddy Roosevelt.” In response, McCain said, “That’s funny.
That’s what Teddy used to call me.” - Conan O'Brien
Disturbing News
CarlyFornication
As former Hewlett-Packard
CEO Carly Fiorina prepares to enter the 2010 California Senate race on the GOP
side, her quirky new
Web site is being ridiculed by the online community — and not just by those on
the political left.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Folks, today former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin gave a speech in China. The topic of her speech was, “Are you sure you’re not Japan?” - Conan O'Brien
Rock-The-Voter News
They paid
her $300,000 for the speech, the Chinese, $300,000 for the speech. I guess she
apparently could see the cash from her house. - Dave Letterman
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Biz-Tech News The Japanese prime minister wanted to thank Obama for all of the money that Japan got from the “Cash for Clunkers” program. - Jimmy Fallon
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Some good
gossip. There’s a new book out about Barack and Michelle Obama’s marriage. And
in it, they say that Michelle Obama was very upset by all these drooling blonds
who would push up to her husband and rub themselves up against him. They said
this. One blonde was especially suggestive and kept rubbing up against the
President. And finally, Michelle said, “Look, Chris Matthews, get away from my
husband.”- Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
A pharmaceutical company is developing a microchip to be implanted in patients’ shoulders that remind them to take their medication. That’s just what crazy people on drugs need, right, a voice talking to them out of their shoulder? - Jimmy Fallon
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feel that God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts."
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To Help You Deflate Photo
Meanwhile,
back in outer space, this image provided from NASA TV, the
unpiloted Japanese H-II Transfer Vehicle (HTV) makes its final approach to the
International Space Station on Thursday Sept. 17, 2009. Astronaut Nicole Stott
used the robot arm at the international space station to grab the 18-ton supply
ship Thursday afternoon.
I wish you all a peaceful weekend.
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