Tuesday edition - September 25, 2007







Rough reception for Ahmadinejad at Columbia
Newsday, NY - 9-25-07
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's controversial appearance at Columbia University yesterday began with harsh, combative words from protesters...


Iraq says draft law on private security firms will go to parliament
                 International Herald Tribune - 9-25-07                           

Iraq said Tuesday a draft law that would place private security companies under Interior Ministry...

Whistle-blower, Halliburton square off in court
Houston Chronicle - 9-25-07
A former Halliburton Co. employee who said he was forced out of the oil-field-services giant for blowing the whistle on improper accounting practices had his day in court Monday.


"In Iran, we don't have homosexuals." - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad







The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Ignoring the Elephant in the Room


Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki kept a polite distance Saturday as they attended a group meeting and avoided discussion of a deadly Baghdad shootout involving guards from a U.S. company protecting American diplomats.



"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was surprised that the American people would be very insulted if he visited ground zero...he said, ‘No, there are 300 million people in America with many different points of view.’ You know, as opposed to Iran, which has 70 million people who aren’t allowed any point of view.” - Jay Leno



Playing the 9-11 Card


A supporter of Rudy Giuliani's is throwing a party that aims to raise $9.11 per person for the Republican's presidential campaign.



Disturbing News


“Chuck Norris is over in Iraq visiting the troops. Today, Chuck said the troop surge is working. Keep in mind, this is the same guy that said the whole Total Gym thing works, too. So, I don’t know.” - Jay Leno



Stall-ing for Time


The prosecutor who handled the disorderly conduct case against Sen. Larry Craig says the Idaho Republican was calm and methodical as they discussed Craig entering a guilty plea.


Republican Shenanigans


George W. Bush: An Unauthorized Oral History

Chapter Ten: Mission Accomp... Hey, What the Hell Happened?!




“And the President of Iran – what’s his name? Mahmoud I’manutjob?” As “you know, he is coming…to New York to address the United Nations. Why isn’t his name on the no-fly list? I don’t understand that.”- Jay Leno





Rock-The-Voter News

AHNC Viewers Knew This Years Ago


The last two times the Pew Research Center asked people to describe President Bush in a single word, chief among the overwhelmingly negative responses was the word "incompetent."







Biz-Tech News

Recount, the Movie - Laura Dern Plays Katherine Harris



Kevin Spacey, Laura Dern, Denis Leary, John Hurt, Tom Wilkinson, Ed Begley Jr. and Bob Balaban have been set by HBO Films to star in “Recount,” the drama about the controversial Florida results in the 2000 presidential election.


Bush-Prison-Torture News

Bill O'Reilly Watches Too Many Rap Videos


 "I couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks, primarily black patronship. There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming 'M-Fer -- I want more iced tea.' " - Bill O'Reilly



Go-F***-Yourself News



As for his current scrape with the law, Mr. Simpson told reporters that he had already learned a valuable lesson: “Next time I want sports memorabilia, I’m going on eBay.” - Andy Borowitz


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Odd News




Gully channels in a crater in the southern highlands of Mars, taken by the High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) camera on the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, are shown in this image released by NASA September 20, 2007. The gullies emanating from the rocky cliffs near the crater's rim (upper L) show meandering and braided patterns typical of water-carved channels. Photo/NASA/JPL/University of Arizona