Osama bin who? "I hear the war for Iraq has cost us $200 billion. Did anyone think of just buying Iraq" -- Matt Bellace
Our thanks go out to the many All Hat No Cattle readers who sent messages of concern about Ivan the Terrible. The worst damage from the hurricanes that have hammered Florida this season could turn out to be political. There’s been an infusion of federal disaster relief into the state, and the storms provided the Bush brothers with unprecedented photo opportunities to display their conservative compassion by shaking the hands of homeless and/or hungry people. That just might pick up enough votes for the president to actually win the Sunshine State this time around. The prospect of four more years of Dubya is enough to make me lose my lunch, even if it is a delicious and nutritious Meal-Ready-to-Eat (menu No. 14, vegetable manicotti) passed out by the National Guard at a nearby school. With four more years in office, the War President would have time to order the invasion of several more nations. His coalition of the willing for future conflicts probably would consist of staunch allies such as Lichtenstein and Burundi, but no matter. The Bush administration would go it alone if it had to, because if the rest of the world isn’t with us, they’re against us. Right? With another term in the White House, the Leader of the Great Economic Recovery could further reduce corporate taxes, outsource millions of more jobs overseas, increase the record budget deficit and continue to shrink the middle class. With a second term, the Born Again President could oversee the spiritual remaking of America. Prayer could be reinstated in public schools, but only for students who pray to the right God -- that being the God of the Right. The attorney general would be entitled to wear Puritan garb and sentence liberals, moderates and other offenders to burning at the stake, or at least to sessions in the dunking chair. With four more years, the Eco President could finish gutting the Environmental Protection Agency and withdraw the United States from more international accords on pollution control. With four more years, the Statesman President would have ample time to insult other nations, forget where they are located, mispronounce their names and those of their leaders, and generally act like a loutish buffoon. So I hope I’m wrong about Florida and the potential political fallout from the storms. But I fear I’m not. The United States needs four more years of this president like Florida needs another hurricane. And Hurricane Jeanne is on the way. E-Mail - dave@allhatnocattle.net The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"Republicans are now saying that Dan Rather should lose his job because he misled the country with bogus information. Which is odd because the Democrats are saying the exact same thing about President Bush." -- Jay Leno
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
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On a tour of Massachusetts, the Pope took a
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cruising along the shoreline of Cape Cod in his Pope mobile when suddenly he
noticed a frantic commotion just off shore. Build A Better Bush Fun !
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"Of course the White House is doing everything they can to bolster President Bush's military image. Like today they gave him a medal for campaigning in the battleground states." -- Jay Leno Bush-Prison-Torture News
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"Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums" or click here for a great song In democracy, it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
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"It sounds
like the sequel to a very bad horror movie, but it's no joke. Ivan is back." Odd News
Aerial photo taken in 2000 of the 4.5-km-long, so-called "colossus of Ruegen" complex in Prora, Germany. Ruins from the massive vacation resort built by the Nazis were sold at auction to an anonymous buyer for $768,000 (DDP) Peace.
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