"President Obama is on our program tonight. I'm in a great mood because the President is here tonight. I underwent three hours of frisking. Whooo!" --David Letterman
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"We were never able to get President Bush on the show when he was president. President Bush was always too busy not working so he couldn't come through here.'" --David Letterman
Bush Presidential Library Update
Disturbing News Ruined Political Career? Then Talk Radio Is For You!
Former U.S. Rep. Mark Foley
began his new career on a Florida political talk radio, three years after a
lurid scandal ruined his congressional career.
"Speaking of President Bush, did you see him last night at the big football game? It was the Giants and Cowboys down there in Texas. And President Bush did the coin toss at the start of the game. Now here's a bit of trivia. The coin that they used to start the game was the same coin that the Supreme Court tossed that won Bush the election." --David Letterman
Republican-Shenanigans News
"A woman from Alabama won a dinner with Sarah Palin on eBay. It cost $63,000. Palin says she'll take the woman out to a restaurant of her choice and leave after the appetizers." --Jimmy Fallon
Today’s the first day of autumn although Sarah Palin said today the dying leaves are because of Obama’s healthcare plan. - Jay Leno The Non-Soul Mate Is Writing A Book
Jenny
Sanford, the estranged wife of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, is writing a
book. Rock-The-Voter News
"Well, more problems for Democratic sleazeball John Edwards. The campaign official who claimed he fathered the child of Edwards' mistress is now writing a book where he says Edwards is the real father. And to make matters worse, it turns out Acorn already registered the baby to vote." --Jay Leno
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"I'm happy to say that once again, 'The Late Show,' we were nominated this year, in an unusual category. We were right between Governor Sanford's meltdown and the 'You lie!' guy." --David Letterman
Chrysler just announced that it will no longer put owner’s manuals in their cars. Not only that, Chrysler has pretty much given up on putting owners in their cars.- Conan O'Brien
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Barack Obama has been working hard to push his healthcare proposal. Obama still wants the bill to be bipartisan, but he’s a realist, and given the near unanimous Republican opposition he’s facing, now says he’d be satisfied if the bill was just bicurious. - Jimmy Kimmel
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
This July 30,
2009 picture provided by the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric
Administration shows scientists and a giant squid hauled up that night in a
trawl that had been pulled 1,500 feet below the surface of the Gulf of Mexico on
the NOAA research vessel Gordon Gunter. From left to right are Melody Baran of
the NOAA Fisheries Service, Jessi Wicker of NOAA and the University of Miami,
Keith Mullen of NOAA Fisheries Service, Anthony Martinez of NOAA Fisheries
Service, Alyson Azzara of Southern Mississippi University, and Kevin Barry of
NOAA Fisheries Service. Martinez, a marine mammal specialist, was lead scientist
on the research cruise. It's the first giant squid ever caught in the gulf - the
only other taken from those waters was found dead and floating in 1954.
Scientists were making practice trawls for a study planned in January of sperm
whales, which eat giant squid, and the food available to them.
Peace.
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