It does seem as though we are in a grade B movie. "There are rumors that Dan Rather could lose his job over this. Wouldn't that be ironic? Another American losing his job due to President Bush!" –- Jay Leno
Lynchburg, Va. (IWR News Parody) -- At a $10,000 a plate Republican tent revival in Virginia last night, President Bush promised the snake handlers in attendance that he would do his best to ring Armageddon if he is reelected. The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Robert Redford said he is insulted when President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney tout their status as Westerners. "I take particular offense as a Westerner when I see all the swagger and all the strutting. .... And I think, `What do they know about the West?'" said Redford, who has homes in California and Utah. "It's synthetic. It's fake."
“Daryn [Kagan],
my former colleague at CNN and a heck of a good person, is dating Rush Limbaugh.
Gasp.” Disturbing News
Republican Shenanigans
"President Bush gave a speech at the United Nations. I don't want to say it was a hostile crowd, but they had Bush stand behind a screen made of chicken wire." –- Jay Leno Good News
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"It looks like President Bush and John Kerry have agreed on three debates. Kerry wanted more but Bush said no; he thought three was a good even number." –- Jay Leno Click here to see the Top Secret Debate Contract Addendum Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F*** -Yourself News
Jimmy Swaggart says he thinks it’d be fun to kill a gay man who looks at him the wrong way, then apologizes for remark.
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Bush/Cheney: Where are we going?
Odd News
"Children", a sculpture by Duane Hanson, American photorealist sculptor, 1925-96. Peace.
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