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September 23, 2004
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Iraqi Elections Will be Held on Time, Prime Minister
Promises
Voice of America, DC --
9-23-04
The interim prime minister of Iraq, Iyad Allawi, has
told a joint session of the US Congress, elections scheduled for January
will go ahead, saying the Iraqi ...
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Crying hostage begs for his life
Melbourne Herald
Sun, Australia -- 9-23-04
The British and Iraqi governments have refused to bow
to the demands of kidnappers threatening to kill a British captive, despite
a desperate video message ... |
Allawi asks Musharraf for troops
Daily Times, Pakistan --
9-23-04
... Pakistan’s permanent representative to the
United Nations, asked about Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi’s meeting with
President Bush... |
It does seem as though we are
in a grade B movie.
"There are rumors that Dan Rather could lose his job over this. Wouldn't that be
ironic? Another American losing his job due to President Bush!" –-
Jay Leno

Lynchburg, Va. (IWR
News Parody) -- At a $10,000 a plate Republican tent revival in Virginia
last night, President Bush promised the snake handlers in attendance that he
would do his best to ring Armageddon if he is reelected.
www.internetweekly.org
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Presidential Polls Glance
AP

Robert
Redford said he is insulted when President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney
tout their status as Westerners.
"I take
particular offense as a Westerner when I see all the swagger and all the
strutting. .... And I think, `What do they know about the West?'"
said
Redford, who has homes in California and Utah. "It's synthetic. It's fake."
“Daryn [Kagan],
my former colleague at CNN and a heck of a good person, is dating Rush Limbaugh.
Gasp.”
— Peter King SI.com
Disturbing News

Republican Shenanigans
"President Bush gave a
speech at the United Nations. I don't want to say it was a hostile crowd, but
they had Bush stand behind a screen made of chicken wire." –- Jay Leno
Good News

Biz/Tech
News
"It looks like
President Bush and John Kerry have agreed on three debates. Kerry wanted more
but Bush said no; he thought three was a good even number." –- Jay
Leno
Click here to
see the Top Secret Debate Contract Addendum
Bush-Prison-Torture News

Go-F***
-Yourself News
Jimmy Swaggart says he
thinks it’d be fun to
kill a gay man who looks at him the wrong way, then apologizes for
remark.

Kerry/Edwards News
Bush/Cheney: Where are we going?
And what are we doing in this hand basket?
Odd News

"Children", a sculpture by Duane
Hanson, American photorealist sculptor, 1925-96.
Peace.
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