TGIF/Weekend edition - September 21-23, 2007





Bush Sidesteps Criticizing Iraq Shooting
The Associated Press - 9-21-07
WASHINGTON (AP) President Bush on Thursday refused to criticize a US security company in Iraq accused in a shooting that left 11 civilians dead...


Topeka Paper Covers Father's Quest To Find Out Why Son Died in Iraq
Editor & Publisher - 9-20-07
It has been seven weeks since his son died in Iraq, and David Finch is still trying to find out what happened. Kansas Army National Guard Sgt. Courtney D.

Blackwater working again in Iraq
BBC News, UK - 9-21-07
The US security firm Blackwater has resumed limited operations in the Iraqi capital Baghdad four days after a deadly shootout involving the company


"In political news, Vice President Dick Cheney is very upset about the way General Petraeus has been treated by the Democrats. Vice President Cheney said it is horrible that people mock and insult a soldier. I'll be sure to pass that on to John Kerry when I see him." --Jay Leno




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Bush's Military Records Update


The story on Bush's military record is multi-fold. On May 27th, 1968, Bush was 12 days away from losing his student draft deferment. At this point in the war, 350 Americans a week were dying in combat and Americans watched it on television every night.

The senior George Bush was serving as a Texas Congressman, and it is reported that he and his family friends pulled strings, and the young Bush was granted admittance to the guard the same day he applied.


"In a new book, former Mexican President Vicente Fox says George W. Bush's Spanish is at best grade school level. Unfortunately, so is his History, Math, Science." --Jay Leno






Disturbing News

Blackwater and Tom DeLay


Blackwater's founder, Erik Prince, has deep ties to the Republican Party and conservative religious organizations. He was a Republican congressional aide and briefly an intern in the White House of President George H.W. Bush, according to The News & Observer in Raleigh, N.C. When four Blackwater employees were murdered in Fallujah in 2004, the company turned for public relations and lobbying advice to the Alexander Strategy Group, a now-defunct Republican lobbying firm that was closely linked to former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.





"Mexican President Vicente Fox...says Bush speaks grade school Spanish. Well, in fairness, he speaks grade school English too." --Jimmy Kimmel

Republican Shenanigans

Will Condi Be Subpoenaed?


A senior U.S. lawmaker on Thursday made public a threat to subpoena the U.S. State Department for documents and the testimony of two of its officials as part of an investigation into corruption in Iraq.


Rock-The-Voter News


Bush's Reoccurring Nightmare



Bush not interested in his report card
Seattle Post Intelligencer 
By HELEN THOMAS WASHINGTON -- As if there were any doubt, a new book titled "Dead Certain" asserts that President Bush is deeply convinced that he did the...





Biz-Tech News




"CNN's Lou Dobbs will be off the air for two weeks after a tonsillectomy. I thought this was kind of mean. While he is recovering, CNN replaced him with an illegal immigrant." --Jay Leno

Bush-Prison-Torture News


Go-F***-Yourself News


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Odd News





Subject: Funny Chuck Norris 80's Ad

I remember Bush a long time ago saying his fave TV show was Walker Texas Ranger, so its about time Chuck Norris came to the rescue.
I found this classic (Sears catalog?) ad of Chuck-in-action a long time ago, and have had it on the hard drive forever... I think you'll like it, the timing is perfect.
Feel free to use your creative photoshop superpowers to work it into your rotation.

Rich in Calif


Thanks Rich, I love the ad exactly the way it is.  I wish I could kick my leg that high!


Have a peaceful weekend, everybody!