As usual, most of the press are following the wrong story on the gaps in Bush's military service in Alabama. Dan Rather isn't the story.
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"What's the difference between Hurricane Ivan and President Bush? We know for
certain that Ivan was in Alabama."
"Dick Cheney says the economic numbers don't take into account all the people making money on eBay. Yeah, if you lose your job, you've got to sell your car, your clothes, your house." -- Jay Leno All Hat No Cattle Survives Ivan
AHNC Large Editor prevents publisher Lisa Casey from surfing as Hurricane Ivan approaches. By
Dave Casey All Hat No Cattle resumes online publication today in the wake of Hurricane Ivan. Although the storm compromised AHNC facilities -– shingles torn from roof, backyard fence flattened, loss of all utilities -– the staff considered themselves lucky because of the widespread devastation all around. In other words, Casa Casey is built like a brick outhouse. It has survived Erin, Opal, Ivan and lesser storms. Much of the rest of the Redneck Riviera from Mobile, Ala., to Panama City, Fla., now resembles the domestic economic accomplishments and foreign policy of the Bush administration. But things will get better; the President keeps saying so. Dubya came through the area Sunday, and some of the local right-wing faithful described it like the Second Coming. Many other area residents, however, would have preferred to see another Salvation Army food and comfort station established or an additional load of generators arriving. Actually, a few would have preferred a dose of food poisoning to the glad-handing and “God bless yous” offered by the Commander in Chief. The economy of northwest Florida is shattered. Pensacola Naval Air Station, where the Navy trains all of its pilots and thousands of other personnel, sustained damage estimated at hundred of millions of dollars. All major bridges were damaged, with portions of the Interstate 10 span over Escambia Bay dropped by a wall of water approximately 40 feet high. Local ground transportation and long-distance trucking will be disrupted for at least a month. Tourism, a mainstay of the regional economy, will not exist for at least a year. Who wants to visit a beach resort that looks like Baghdad? Agriculture and timber –- major contributors inland from the Gulf of Mexico -– took massive hits that are still being calculated. But let’s look at the bright side, as the Bush administration so often urges Americans to do when considering the Iraq war, job losses and a leader who cannot string together three coherent sentences. The construction industry will continue booming on the Redneck Riviera. People will rush like lemmings to rebuild homes and businesses on the barrier islands, just like they did after previous hurricanes. On the mainland, roofs will be replaced and the construction of new subdivisions will continue unabated, even though road infrastructure already lacked to support the population growth of the past decade. The poverty rate and the quality of public education in places like Pensacola and Mobile will continue to be ranked among the worst in their respective states, let alone the nation. And local politics will continue to be dominated by born-again Republicans who espouse God, guns and lower taxes while their communities decline. Was that all of the bright side? Oh yeah -– it’s been sunny and dry since Ivan, so people can get up on their roofs to put plastic sheets over the leaks. Comments: Hi Lisa, Here's the latest example of how the media
continues to give Dubya a free pass. I've seen and heard about John
Kerry's football faux pas about half a dozen times in the past few
days (Calling the stadium in Green Bay "Lambert Field" instead of
"Lambeau"). CNN's "Crossfire" went so far as to show both Bush and Cheney
making fun of Kerry over the mistake. Tonight, I just read that Bush
has repeatedly gotten the two terrorists Abu Nidal and Abu Abbas mixed
up and has been doing so for some time now. Now of the two brain
farts, which one really matters? The name of a football stadium or
the names of terrorists? Duh! Thanks Doug. Being incommunicado over
the past week I missed that Kerry mistake. No wonder Kerry got the coverage -- he
doesn't make as many mistakes as Bush does. The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"A Bush administration official told Congress that the war in Iraq could cost almost $60 billion. President Bush said he plans to pay for it with a video series called 'Prison Guards Gone Wild.' " -- Conan O'Brien
Disturbing News Late Show with David Letterman: "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" as read by Sen. John Kerry: 10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents. 9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form. 8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton. 7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair. 6. Attorney General Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution. 5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa. 4. Eliminate all income taxes. Just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing. 3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent. 2. $100 penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular." 1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
Bush, Annan trade barbs over Iraq at UN AFP "President Bush spoke to a meeting of the National Guard in Las Vegas. Boy, a lot of those guys were excited to see him. Well, sure, a lot of them have been waiting since the early '70s." -- Jay Leno Republican Shenanigans
E-Mail Thanks Jack. I'm still on pins and needles knowing there is a possible hurricane out there with the name Lisa. "CBS News issued a stunning retraction, admitting these documents, which questioned President Bush's National Guard service, are forgeries. The president's advisers knew the documents were fake because they imply Bush actually showed up for duty." -- Craig Kilborn
In a 2002 interview with USA TODAY, Dean Roome, a former fighter pilot who lived with Bush in the early 1970s, said that during the first part of Bush's pilot service, he was a model officer. But he described Bush's Air Guard career as erratic — the first three years solid, the last two troubled. "You wonder if you know who George Bush is," Roome said. "I think he digressed after a while. In the first half, he was gung-ho. Where George failed was to fulfill his obligation as a pilot. It was an irrational time in his life." Pressed for details during the 2002 interview, Roome declined to elaborate. In February this year, replying to an e-mail from USA TODAY, Roome wrote that he admires Bush and does not want to be seen as attacking him. "Only George W. Bush knows why he was unable to continue flying in the Guard," Roome wrote. Good News
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The Interstate10 bridge connecting Escambia and Santa Rosa counties in Florida was damaged by hurricane Ivan. A trailer from a semi is seen in the lower left hand corner. The truck cab and the body of the driver were found in the bay. Peace.
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