Thursday edition - September 20, 2007
Bush says MoveOn 'General Betray Us' ad was 'disgusting'
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'Don't Tase Me Bro' becomes rallying cry at UF following
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In Iraq, private contractors outnumber US troops |
Yeah, [General Petraeus] said we want to draw down troops – 30,000 troops by next May. Of course, we just sent in 30,000 troops. So you send in 30,000 and you take away 30,000. It’s called “Operation Bulimia.” - Bill Maher
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Iraq: Petraeus Warns Of 'Devastating Consequences' Of Early ... RadioFreeEurope/RadioLiberty, Czech Republic
Richardson: US Troops Add to Iraq Unrest The Associated Press
Chuck Norris Is In Iraq
Karate champion Chuck Norris is on the ground in Iraq visiting fifteen military bases and likely killing terrorists with his bare hands along the way. According to Chuck "the surge is working … It is so much safer and more relaxed, particularly in the Al Anbar province," he says. "It is so much better than often conveyed by the liberal media." Oh, snap!
Chuck
Norris is so BAD, he's going to beat to death all the SAND in Iraq.
Chuck Norris is so bad, he can round kick an exploding IED back into its shell!
Chuck Norris is so bad, he wears an uparmored HUMVEE in his jockey shorts -
Wonkette Blog
When
Chuck Norris hits Baghdad, he HITS Baghdad.
When Chuck Norris writes a story, he doesn't actually write words, the words
assemble themselves out of fear.-
Wonkette Blog
Disturbing News
Another bin Laden Tape
An Islamist web site says it will soon carry a new video from al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden declaring war on Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf and the country's army.
“And in Las Vegas -- you hear about this? O.J. Simpson has been questioned and named a suspect at a break in at a casino involving some sports memorabilia. … O.J. did promise to keep searching for the real breaker-inners. That’s what he did. Suddenly, he’s talking like President Bush.” - Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
Webb's troop-rest bill blocked as Warner changes mind The Virginian-Pilot, VA
Shays criticizes media as unreliable source Danbury News Times, CT
Abortion Debate Rages in Chicago Suburb The Associated Press
Rice Diplomacy
It is not the first time
the IAEA director has butted heads with Condoleezza Rice over Iran. ElBaradei
has often criticized what he called "war mongering," only to be told by Rice to
mind his business.
ElBaradei and the IAEA
won the
Nobel Peace Prize in 2005 for efforts to stop nuclear proliferation.
"I'm a C Student, Condi is a Ph.D, Who's The Assistant?" - George W. Bush 9-20-07
Rock-The-Voter News
Fugitive fundraiser Hsu set to return to Bay Area San Jose Mercury News
"In a speech yesterday, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that if Republicans want to win, they have to become more like him. I think they're taking his advice, too, because today, Mitt Romney gave a speech with a dozen walnuts in his mouth." --Conan O'Brien
Biz-Tech News
Halliburton will still recruit despite protest group’s plans
Cities turning off plans for Wi-Fi USATODAY.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Senate Rejects Expanding Detainee Rights
"Did you know last night's presidential speech was the first one broadcast in Hi-Def? And again, I don't think President Bush quite understands what that means. If fact, when they told him it was Hi-Def, he said, 'Oh great. Does that mean we don't need that lady with the sign language up in the corner anymore?" --Jay Leno
Go-F***-Yourself News
HILLARY: CHENEY IS WHITE HOUSE'S DARTH VADER New York Post, NY
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Odd News
Some moms defend Britney Spears' nudity around her kids New York Daily News
OJ memorabilia not exactly going like hotcakes Chicago Daily Herald, IL
Giant panda "Bing Xing" (Star of Ice) stands up in his enclosure at the Madrid zoo September 19, 2007. Two giant pandas, "Bing Xing" and "Hua Zui Ba", arrived in Spain on September 8 on a goodwill gesture loan from China and are housed in an air-conditioned pagoda and garden specially built for them at the zoo. Photo/Paul Hanna
Peace.