Thursday edition - September 20, 2007




Bush says MoveOn 'General Betray Us' ad was 'disgusting'
USA Today - 9-20-07
On Deadline is "live-blogging" a press conference that President Bush is holding this morning at the White House. The president just touched on politics


'Don't Tase Me Bro' becomes rallying cry at UF following arrest of ...
Orlando Sentinel, FL - 9-20-07

The force used to subdue a University of Florida student with a Taser weapon at a Monday night forum with former presidential candidate John Kerry appears...

In Iraq, private contractors outnumber US troops
Seattle Times, United States - 9-20-07

WASHINGTON - The United States has assembled an imposing industrial army in Iraq that's larger than its uniformed fighting force and is responsible for such a broad swath of responsibilities that the military might not be able to


Yeah, [General Petraeus] said we want to draw down troops – 30,000 troops by next May. Of course, we just sent in 30,000 troops. So you send in 30,000 and you take away 30,000. It’s called “Operation Bulimia.” - Bill Maher




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Chuck Norris Is In Iraq


Karate champion Chuck Norris is on the ground in Iraq visiting fifteen military bases and likely killing terrorists with his bare hands along the way. According to Chuck "the surge is working … It is so much safer and more relaxed, particularly in the Al Anbar province," he says. "It is so much better than often conveyed by the liberal media." Oh, snap!



Chuck Norris is so BAD, he's going to beat to death all the SAND in Iraq.
Chuck Norris is so bad, he can round kick an exploding IED back into its shell!
Chuck Norris is so bad, he wears an uparmored HUMVEE in his jockey shorts
- Wonkette Blog



When Chuck Norris hits Baghdad, he HITS Baghdad.
When Chuck Norris writes a story, he doesn't actually write words, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
- Wonkette Blog






Disturbing News

Another bin Laden Tape


An Islamist web site says it will soon carry a new video from al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden declaring war on Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf and the country's army.





 “And in Las Vegas -- you hear about this? O.J. Simpson has been questioned and named a suspect at a break in at a casino involving some sports memorabilia. … O.J. did promise to keep searching for the real breaker-inners. That’s what he did. Suddenly, he’s talking like President Bush.” - Jay Leno


Republican Shenanigans


Rice Diplomacy


It is not the first time the IAEA director has butted heads with Condoleezza Rice over Iran. ElBaradei has often criticized what he called "war mongering," only to be told by Rice to mind his business.

ElBaradei and the IAEA won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2005 for efforts to stop nuclear proliferation.


"I'm a C Student, Condi is a Ph.D, Who's The Assistant?" - George W. Bush 9-20-07





By Don Davis



Rock-The-Voter News



"In a speech yesterday, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that if Republicans want to win, they have to become more like him. I think they're taking his advice, too, because today, Mitt Romney gave a speech with a dozen walnuts in his mouth." --Conan O'Brien





Biz-Tech News




Bush-Prison-Torture News


"Did you know last night's presidential speech was the first one broadcast in Hi-Def? And again, I don't think President Bush quite understands what that means. If fact, when they told him it was Hi-Def, he said, 'Oh great. Does that mean we don't need that lady with the sign language up in the corner anymore?" --Jay Leno


Go-F***-Yourself News



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Odd News



Giant panda "Bing Xing" (Star of Ice) stands up in his enclosure at the Madrid zoo September 19, 2007. Two giant pandas, "Bing Xing" and "Hua Zui Ba",  arrived in Spain on September 8 on a goodwill gesture loan from China and are housed in an air-conditioned pagoda and garden specially built for them at the zoo. Photo/Paul Hanna