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Thursday edition - September 18, 2008
I'd imagine that if the US declared bankruptcy that would destroy China - hey, that's one way of defeating communism!
President Bush had a small growth removed from his forehead. Doctors say it wasn’t a health risk. The growth just didn’t want to be photographed with President Bush.- Craig Ferguson
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Marine praised by Bush won't get Medal of Honor
A Marine sergeant singled
out by President Bush for throwing his body on a grenade to save his comrades in
Iraq will receive the prestigious Navy Cross rather than the nation's highest
military award, military officials said.
One of John McCain’s advisers is saying McCain helped invent the Blackberry. I’m like, oh, come on. They should’ve gone with something more believable, like John McCain helped invent fire or the wheel.- Craig Ferguson
1994 News Article on Sarah Palin Hacking Into A Computer
WASILLA -- Sarah Palin never
thought of herself as an investigator.
Disturbing News
America, America, God Shed His Light On Thee And Crown Thy Good With Brotherhood, From Sea to Shining Sea: Except in Galveston, Texass
Reports from the Galveston
County Jail, where 1,000 inmates were not allowed to evacuate during
Hurricane Ike, are raising concerns of unsanitary conditions and inhumane
treatment at the facility.
Huh, Galveston didn't evacuate county jail inmates? Wow, it must be lovely, no electricity, no running water and 1000 inmates. I smell huge lawsuits. Not only from the inmates but the jailhouse guards!
"I tell you, you know who's got to be depressed about all of this? Hillary Clinton. I mean, look at this woman. She works hard, goes to Wellesley, goes to Yale, graduates with honors, devotes her entire life to public service. Now she's starting to realize if she had just put on some makeup and shot a moose, she'd be on her way to the White House." --Jay Leno
Republican-Shenanigans News
"These actions stem from failed regulation, reckless management, and a casino culture on Wall Street that has crippled one of the most important companies in America" - John McCain who has voted against any form of regulation of American businesses his entire career in the US Senate
Subject: please help lisa
Let's Pass the
ALS Registry Act
Bobby/NC
Good luck, Bobby.
Subject: Sarah Palin stops cooperating with investigation of Troopergate
Lisa,
Lets get this straight;
the Maria
It's obvious the Republicans are afraid of themselves.
Hypocrites in snowshoes. lol
Graphic By Bob B
Rock-The-Voter News
Email; Subject: Palin's email hacked
Palin uses Yahoo to conduct official state business in order to circumvent sunshine laws and subpoenas? Wow. The woman thinks she is above the law (just like Dubya and Shotgun Dick) Shocked! Shocked I say! BREAKING NEWS: Alaska is investing in Nigerian Email Investment Firm I hope I made you laugh! Lisa, would you have posted those hacked emails on your website?
Jake
Yes, you made me laugh and No, I wouldn't have "originally" posted those emails unless I wanted a visit from the FBI or Secret Service. It is against the law to aid and abet in any crime if I remember correctly.
But now that it is out in the public domain I will provide a link to Gawker (one of many sites that have now posted this info).
Gee, I guess there wasn't anything juicy in those emails (other than it is illegal to conduct govt business with a personal email acct in Alaska) or that would be the topic. At least not yet.
There may be a hacker, but she's the hack.
Sad that McCain invented the Blackberry but didn't invent password protection.
"Oh, and
listen to this. In her blog, Lindsay Lohan, this week, speaking out ... [and]
has come out against Sarah Palin. Although most people are reserving judgment
until they hear from Nicole Ritchie and Jessica Simpson. You know, I want to
make an informed decision. I need all three points of view." --Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
As you know, the stock market completely crashed yesterday, but market analysts are calling it a “correction.” That is kind of like saying U.C.L.A. had a close game last weekend when it lost 59-0 to B.Y.U. - Jay Leno
Guess Where Most Of Your Campaign Donations Are Going?
ABC News' Tahman Bradley
Reports: Barack Obama and John McCain dished out more
than $15 million on television advertising in the days immediately following the
party conventions and most of the spots that aired during that time period
were negative in tone, according to a study conducted by TNS Media Intelligence/CMAG
with analysis by the Wisconsin Advertising Project.
And U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson tried to calm growing fears, vowing that the U.S. financial markets will remain stable. And he said, “You can take that to the bank, assuming you can find one that’s still open.”- Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
GOP Whip Whips Bush
Whipsawed by the government’s on-again, off-again intervention in the nation’s financial crisis, House Minority Whip Roy Blunt (R-Mo.) said Wednesday that congressional Republicans “don’t feel like they understand the coherent strategy” of the Bush administration — “if there is one.
John McCain said again today that the “fundamentals of our economy” are still sound, to which O.J. Simpson said, “Hey, is it too late to get him on the jury?” - Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Subject: I know how you can make a fortune with All Hat No Cattle
Lisa, All you have to do is turn into a Republican political comedy website because there aren't any! You'd corner the market. Ex: The world is safer place without Democrats, Dem Shenanigans, etc...
There are hundreds of Dem political comedy websites/blogs (yours is my fav) and I have yet to run across anything more creative than a Slap Hillary game or really juvenile photoshops on GOP sites.
Please don't go GOP! I'm just kidding!
Stanley/Arkansas
Hmmm, as much as I need to make a fortune, I think there is a reason the GOP has a void in political comedy websites - few have a sense of humor. Plus, my doctor checked and verified there is no GOP in my DNA.
Thanks for writing.
A religious leader in Saudi Arabia has denounced Mickey Mouse as a tool of Satan. Yeah, the weird thing is he has nothing but good things to say about Goofy. - Conan O'Brien
I hope you had a good time today Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Odd News
Swiss daredevil Yves Rossy, seen here flying in May
2008, will attempt to cross the English Channel next week, propelled by a
jet-powered wing strapped to his back, an aide said.
Peace.
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