Monday edition - September 17, 2007


Bush: More US Troops in Support Roles
The Associated Press - Sep 16, 2007
... Bush said Saturday, the United States will start shifting more troops into support roles ó in addition to the troop withdrawals announced last week.

Gates Urges Veto of Troop-Rest Measure
The Associated Press - 9-17-07
Gates said he would recommend a veto. "If we get this next phase wrong ó no matter how you feel about how we got to where we are, the consequences of

Bush To Pick Mukasey As Attorney General
Guardian Unlimited - 9-17-07
WASHINGTON (AP) - Michael Mukasey, the man President Bush will nominate Monday to replace Alberto Gonzales as attorney general, will likely see a less hostile confirmation environment than someone considered more


"According to a new AP poll, the most popular presidential candidate among registered Republicans is 'none of the above.' At the moment, Rudy Giuliani is running third, just behind 'Good Lord, not him.'" --Conan O'Brien




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Iran Wants Debate


 Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad challenged U.S. President George W. Bush to a debate on global issues at a U.N. summit in New York, state TV reported on Sunday, repeating a call rejected by Washington last year.

"I had suggested holding a debate. I am saying again that let us discuss global concerns at the (U.N.) General Assembly in front of representatives of other nations," Ahmadinejad told state television.


We may never know what the World Trade Center meant to our enemies, but our inability to build anything on the site in six years symbolizes our national head-up-the-ass. You know, it took two years to build the Eiffel Tower.- Bill Maher




Disturbing News

Greenspan on Clinton and Bush


Clinton, a musician like Greenspan, cared about doing what was economically prudent, even if it wasn't popular, according to the book. The ``saxophone wasn't the only thing we had in common,'' he wrote.

Greenspan also said he worked well with Clinton's advisers, particularly Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin and his successor, Larry Summers.

The Bush White House was run quite differently, with the treasury secretary serving merely as a spokesman for administration policy and with its emphasis on ``loyalty and staying on message,'' according to the former Fed chairman.






Yeah, Rudy Giuliani, on his third marriage. I donít know if I would criticize a group called MoveOn. - Bill Maher


Republican Shenanigans


The only Republican with a withdrawal plan that really works is Betty Ford. - Argus Hamilton

Papa Bush Update


Give former President George H. W. Bush some credit for trying to return balance to politics. He has invited Democratic presidential contenders to speak at his library at Texas a&m University. But they're stiffing him



Rock-The-Voter News


"Big story last night ó President Bush addressed the nation with a speech about Iraq. The speech aired on all three networks, and was secretly videotaped by the New England Patriots." - Conan O'Brien




Biz-Tech News


"Activism has become narcissism. Itís why Al Gore canít get people to focus on global warming unless thereís a rock concert. ďMelting icebergs, brought to you by Smashing Pumpkins.Ē - Bill Maher

Cock a doodle do


In "Revolution of Hope," set to hit book stores October 4, former Mexico President Vicente Fox calls Bush "the cockiest guy I have ever met in my life,"



"Senator Vitter is denying this woman's allegations. Who are you gonna believe? A U.S. senator or a hooker? I've gotta go with the hooker." --Jay Leno



Bush-Prison-Torture News



Go-F***-Yourself News

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Odd News




An iceberg melts off Ammassalik Island in Eastern Greenland in this July 19, 2007 file photo. Arctic ice has shrunk to the lowest level on record, new satellite images show, raising the possibility that the Northwest Passage that eluded famous explorers will become an open shipping lane. The European Space Agency said nearly 200 satellite photos taken together in Sept. 2007 showed an ice-free passage along northern Canada, Alaska and Greenland, and ice retreating to its lowest level since such images were first taken in 1978. Photo/John McConnico