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September 17, 2003
Wednesday
NOTICE:
AHNC will be back on Monday,
9-27-03. It is time for fall cleaning and improvement of the website.
We will also have our Strip Mall open, a bit of music and more
fabulous entertainment from Zelda and moi.
Now would be a good time to look back in our
archives and see what happened on your birthday or prior to nine one one.
Do check back for updates here
when important breaking news occurs, you know, if Osama, Saddam or the WMD
are found.
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Halliburton paid Cheney as VP
Arizona Daily Star, AZ - 9-17-03
WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney, a former CEO
of Halliburton Co., has received hundreds of thousands of dollars from the
company since taking office while asserting he has no financial interest in
the company, Senate Democrats said Tuesday...
... On NBC's "Meet the Press" Sunday, Cheney, who was
Halliburton's CEO from 1995 to 2000, said he had severed all ties
with the Houston-based company. ...
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Cheney wants Supreme Court review on energy case
Tue September 16, 2003 06:59 PM ET
WASHINGTON, Sept 16 (Reuters) - The Bush administration signaled its intent
on Tuesday to appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court a ruling requiring Vice
President Dick Cheney to divulge information about his energy task force. |
Daschle the latest Democrat to criticize Cheney-Halliburton
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San Diego Union Tribune, CA - 9-17-03
WASHINGTON – Senate Democratic leader Tom Daschle on
Tuesday criticized Vice President Dick Cheney's former
connection with Halliburton, a government ...
Cheney:
Halliburton questions 'a political cheap shot' - CNN |
Gee, do you think the vice president
is engaged in a conflict of interest?
I wonder how much Halliburton will
get out of that 87 billion?
Where's Ken Starr when you need
him...
...probably looking for WMDs in
downtown DC.
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Zelda Morgan
ALL HAT NO CATTLE
MERCENARY JOURNALIST
DIRTY LAUNDRY DONE
DIRT CHEAP
zelda@allhatnocattle.net
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Clean Energy
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make amends to the planet by being a healing nation. This National goal of
creating Clean Energy for the world could make up for the sins of the war
mongering bastards." - Anita Beer is stubbornly resisting rehab and I am
doing all of her work around here.
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"If you look
at the new video, Osama looks good. He's got a shorter beard, there's less gray.
Looks like somebody got a 'Queer Eye' makeover." —David Letterman
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What Would 87 Billion Buckeroos Buy?
Submissions
Here are a
couple of the many fabulous submissions:
The amount
Halliburton will bill the US for "Services Rendered" in Iraq.
87,000 more
tomahawk cruise-missiles. we're almost out you know.
"In 2001 and
2002, Vice President Cheney was paid almost as much in salary from Halliburton
as he made as vice president,"
- Frank
Lautenberg (D-NJ)
The vice president's salary is $198,600 annually.
Anyone got a
set of handcuffs handy?
SUPPLY SIDE JESUS
Too too
funny.
http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/09/17_franken.html
Courtesy of
www.buzzflash.com
Why is Joe
Scarborough still employed at MSNBC? Just asking.
The Emperor is
losing his clothes, methinks.
Zelda bakes chocolate chips cookies
and
compassionate conservatives.
Keep her oven turned on.
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Bush: All hat
and no cattle
By MAUREEN DOWD
SYNDICATED COLUMNIST
WASHINGTON -- This is how bad things are for George W. Bush: He's back in a dead
heat with Al Gore.
(And this is how bad things are for Al Gore: He's back in a dead heat with
George W. Bush.)
One terrorist attack, two wars, three tax cuts, four months of guerrilla mayhem
in Iraq, five silly colors on a terror alert chart, nine nattering Democratic
candidates, 10 Iraqi cops killed by Americans, $87 billion in Pentagon
illusions, a gazillion boastful Osama tapes, zero Saddam and zilch WMD have left
America split evenly between the president and the former vice president....
Toon by Eric M.
Father O'Malley
rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his Washington, D.C. parish. He
opened the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the day outside. He
then noticed there was a jackass lying dead on his front lawn. He promptly
called his good friend, President George Bush for assistance. The conversation
went something like this: "Good morning, this is President Bush, how may I help
you?"
"And a top of the morn to yerself, this is Father O'Malley at Saint Brigid's.
There's a jackass laying dead in me front yard. Would ye be so kind as to send a
couple o' yer lads over to take care of the matter?"
President Bush, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
"Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last
rights!"
After a long silence, Father O'Malley finally replied, "Aye that's true, but we
are also obligated to notify the next of kin."
Sent in by
Terry
"I have two
questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know
it?" —Bill Maher
It looks so
peaceful from way out here, eh?
(AHNC Spaceship
Cam)
Peace.