"But to be fair, the next day Joe Wilson apologized, he said he didn't mean to say 'You Lie." He said he meant to say 'Go back to Africa.'" --Bill Maher
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
63% of Americans Thinks the News Is Inaccurate
Pew says its polling shows
that 29% of Americans say news organizations "generally get the facts straight,"
while 63% say news stories "are often inaccurate."
"The
Democrats just never learn: Americans don't really care which side of an issue
you're on as long as you don't act like pu**ies. When Van Jones called the
Republicans a**holes, he was paying them a compliment. He was talking about how
they can get things done even when they're in the minority, as opposed to the
Democrats, who can't seem to get anything done even when they control both
houses of Congress, the presidency, and Bruce Springsteen."--Bill Maher
Disturbing News
Bathing
In Bad News (Limerick)
"Even
though in his speech, Obama said, 'You lie, I'm not going to kill old people,'
the next day Sarah Palin said on her Facebook page she still believes in death
panels. You know what, Sarah, honey, if we were going to get rid of useless
people, you would be the first to go." --Bill Maher
Obama Calls Kanye West A Jackass
President
Barack Obama yesterday labeled Kanye West a "jackass" after the rapper's
outburst at the MTV awards.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"It's the 8th anniversary of 9/11, and Americans today stopped doing whatever they were doing to sit there, reflect, do nothing, say nothing, just like Bush did eight years ago when he got the news." --Bill Maher
58% of Americans Are Opposed to the Afghan War
WASHINGTON
(CNN) -- Support for the war in Afghanistan is at an all-time low, according to
a new national poll. Rock-The-Voter News Michael Moore May Quit Making Documentaries?
Michael Moore says he
made his latest documentary, "Capitalism: A Love Story," as though it were his
last. And it might be.
"Back when
George Bush was president, Democrats in Congress, to be fair, would occasionally
go 'Boooo!' But President Bush never took it personally, he just thought
Congress was haunted." --Craig Ferguson Ads by Google
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George Bush Legacy: Trickle On Economics
Thursday's
annual Census Bureau report on income, poverty and access to health care-the
Bureau's principal report card on the well-being of average Americans-closes the
books on the economic record of George W. Bush.
On every major measurement, the Census Bureau report shows that the country lost ground during Bush's two terms. While Bush was in office, the median household income declined, poverty increased, childhood poverty increased even more, and the number of Americans without health insurance spiked. By contrast, the country's condition improved on each of those measures during Bill Clinton's two terms, often substantially.
"Yesterday, at the White House, President Obama welcomed the Stanley Cup
champion Pittsburgh Penguins. Yeah, when asked if he likes hockey, Obama said,
'What black man from Hawaii doesn't?'" --Conan O'Brien
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Today one of President Obama's advisers called Joe Wilson, the guy who heckled the president, 'a pimple on the ass of progress.' That's true. Yeah, then the adviser stressed that removing a pimple from the ass of progress would be covered under Obama's health care plan." --Conan O'Brien
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
Wook Kundor, 107, sits outside her house in Malaysia's northern Kuala Terengganu state on September 13, 2009. Wook says she is ready to marry for the 23rd time because she fears her current drug addict husband Muhammad, 37, who is undergoing voluntary drug rehabilitation treatment in the capital Kuala Lumpur, will leave her once the program ends.
Peace.
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