Tuesday edition - September 11, 2007

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Bin Laden Wants 'Caravan' of Martyrs
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Petraeus and the Next President's Burden |
9/11 bomb threat at US Air Base |
Only 497 days left of Bush
President Bush will make another nationally televised speech to the country on Thursday to defend his Iraq policy. The president is still a bit jet-lagged. He just returned from Australia where he made a pilgrimage to the birthplace of Fox News. - Argus Hamilton

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
US Military Deaths in Iraq at 3772 The Associated Press
US announces 9 troop deaths Los Angeles Times
Sheehan, Others Arrested Outside Hearing Washington Post
General David Petraeus arrived on Capitol Hill Monday for two days of testimony and to give the Armed Services Committee his long-awaited report on Iraq. There's evidence that President Bush heavily edited the report. Every third word is misspelled. - Argus Hamilton
GOP Erosion
A prominent Republican on Tuesday said he remains deeply skeptical of the U.S. war strategy in Iraq, comparing the long and bloody military campaign to a farmer risking his savings to plant on a flood plain.

Disturbing News

Wafah Dufour, niece of Osama bin Laden, arrives at the Marc Jacobs 2008 Spring collection show during the New York Fashion Week September 10, 2007.Photo/Lucas Jackson
Petraeus and Crocker Face Hume Humiliation
(Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Gen. Petraeus and Crocker on Fox
(Not exactly the school of hard knocks)
Where they weave and they spin
And avow “We must win,”
While Brit Hume bows and kisses their socks.
Republican Shenanigans
Thompson, McCain pick up ground in new poll Boston Globe
Thompson Says He's No Churchgoer, Won't Tout Religion on Stump Bloomberg
Losing Candidate Blames Republican Party San Francisco Chronicle
Republicans Pile On Over MoveOn Ad New York Times

“According to a new Pew Research poll, over 60% of people in the country of Jordan consider Americans to be rude. It's not that bad when you consider that over 100% of people from other Middle Eastern countries think Americans are Satan.”- Jay Leno
Karl Rove Update
The
congressional investigation into whether former Gov. Don Siegelman was
prosecuted for political reasons advanced Thursday when an Alabama woman at the
heart of the case agreed to be interviewed privately and under oath next week in
Washington.
Rainsville Jill Simpson will answer questions from two staff members of the
House Judiciary Committee next Friday, according to her attorney, Priscilla
Duncan.
Simpson's written statement in May that she overheard Alabama Republicans in
2002 discuss White House knowledge of a federal investigation into Siegelman's
administration prompted Democrats to question whether the case had been
orchestrated by Republicans with political motives...In the statement, Simpson
said that Bill Canary, a Republican adviser to Gov. Bob Riley, told Riley's son
in a phone call that Siegelman would not be a political problem. Canary's wife
is Leura Canary, the U.S. attorney in Montgomery whose staff handled the
Siegelman investigation.
"William `Bill' Canary told him not to worry, that he had already gotten it
worked out with Karl and Karl had spoken with the Department of Justice and the
Department of Justice was already pursuing Don Siegelman," Simpson said in her
affidavit.
She said the reference was to President Bush's close political, adviser Karl
Rove.
Rock-The-Voter News

Vegas taking bets on which will end first: the War or Global Warming - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Biz-Tech News
Oil prices near all-time high Guardian Unlimited
Toys "R" Us stepping up toy testing
China: Inflation hits 10-year high
FAA Urges Pilots to Use a Digital Transmitter New York Times

Chinese Revolt?
Thousands of demobilized Chinese soldiers rioted last week at training centers in at least three cities in an extremely rare series of coordinated demonstrations, a human rights group said Tuesday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Amnesty film shows agony of US detention Independent, UK
Enemies Reunite at Guantanamo The Associated Press
‘Old Navy” Stores Looted, After Hiring Rumsfeld as CEO
By Don Davis

Your Tax Dollars At Work
Terror war at the henhouse door? Farmers scratching their heads
"I really
don't think anyone would want to blow up a turkey farm, unless they really like
blowing things up," said Meschke.
"I think the terrorists' priority is to hurt people, not turkeys."

Go-F***-Yourself News
Cheney will visit Kansas City to raise funds for Sam Graves Kansas City Star, MO
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Odd News
Buy Che's hair? Beware: I smell scam Palm Beach Post
DNA sample in McCanns’ car ‘has 100% match to Madeleine’

A real-life Egyptian cobra guards a pair of ruby- sapphire- and diamond-encrusted sandals by designer Rene Caovilla at Harrods department store London.Photo/Shaun Curry
Peace.