Tuesday edition - September 11, 2007

 

 

 

 

Bin Laden Wants 'Caravan' of Martyrs
The Associated Press - 9-11-07
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) — Osama bin Laden urged sympathizers to join the "caravan" of martyrs as he praised one of the Sept. 11 suicide hijackers in a new video..

 

Petraeus and the Next President's Burden
Washington Post, United States - 9-11-07
This week's testimony by Gen. David Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan Crocker may turn out to...

9/11 bomb threat at US Air Base
CNN - 9-11-07
SPANGDAHLEM, Germany (CNN) -- A US Air Force base in Germany received a bomb threat hours before the sixth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, military officials said


 

Only 497 days left of Bush

 


 

President Bush will make another nationally televised speech to the country on Thursday to defend his Iraq policy. The president is still a bit jet-lagged. He just returned from Australia where he made a pilgrimage to the birthplace of Fox News. - Argus Hamilton

 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


 

General David Petraeus arrived on Capitol Hill Monday for two days of testimony and to give the Armed Services Committee his long-awaited report on Iraq. There's evidence that President Bush heavily edited the report. Every third word is misspelled.  - Argus Hamilton

 

 


GOP Erosion

 

A prominent Republican on Tuesday said he remains deeply skeptical of the U.S. war strategy in Iraq, comparing the long and bloody military campaign to a farmer risking his savings to plant on a flood plain.

 


 

 


 


 

Disturbing News

 


 

Wafah Dufour, niece of Osama bin Laden, arrives at the Marc Jacobs 2008 Spring collection show during the New York Fashion Week September 10, 2007.Photo/Lucas Jackson

 


 

Petraeus and Crocker Face Hume Humiliation (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Gen. Petraeus and Crocker on Fox
(Not exactly the school of hard knocks)
Where they weave and they spin
And avow “We must win,”
While Brit Hume bows and kisses their socks.

 

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

www.anntelnaes.com 

 


 

“According to a new Pew Research poll, over 60% of people in the country of Jordan consider Americans to be rude. It's not that bad when you consider that over 100% of people from other Middle Eastern countries think Americans are Satan.”- Jay Leno

 


Karl Rove Update

 

The congressional investigation into whether former Gov. Don Siegelman was prosecuted for political reasons advanced Thursday when an Alabama woman at the heart of the case agreed to be interviewed privately and under oath next week in Washington.

Rainsville Jill Simpson will answer questions from two staff members of the House Judiciary Committee next Friday, according to her attorney, Priscilla Duncan.

Simpson's written statement in May that she overheard Alabama Republicans in 2002 discuss White House knowledge of a federal investigation into Siegelman's administration prompted Democrats to question whether the case had been orchestrated by Republicans with political motives...In the statement, Simpson said that Bill Canary, a Republican adviser to Gov. Bob Riley, told Riley's son in a phone call that Siegelman would not be a political problem. Canary's wife is Leura Canary, the U.S. attorney in Montgomery whose staff handled the Siegelman investigation.

"William `Bill' Canary told him not to worry, that he had already gotten it worked out with Karl and Karl had spoken with the Department of Justice and the Department of Justice was already pursuing Don Siegelman," Simpson said in her affidavit. She said the reference was to President Bush's close political, adviser Karl Rove.
 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

 


 

Vegas taking bets on which will end first: the War or Global Warming  - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com 


 


 

 

 


Biz-Tech News


 

 


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Chinese Revolt?

 

Thousands of demobilized Chinese soldiers rioted last week at training centers in at least three cities in an extremely rare series of coordinated demonstrations, a human rights group said Tuesday.

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

‘Old Navy” Stores Looted, After Hiring Rumsfeld as CEO

By Don Davis

 


 

 

 


Your Tax Dollars At Work

 

Terror war at the henhouse door? Farmers scratching their heads

 

"I really don't think anyone would want to blow up a turkey farm, unless they really like blowing things up," said Meschke. "I think the terrorists' priority is to hurt people, not turkeys."
 


 

 

 


Go-F***-Yourself News

 


 

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A real-life Egyptian cobra guards a pair of ruby- sapphire- and diamond-encrusted sandals by designer Rene Caovilla at Harrods department store London.Photo/Shaun Curry

 

 

 

 

Peace.