Thanks to Rick for the graphic!
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam Baghdad Bucks
Federal investigators are searching for suspicious transactions in the personal bank records of a retired Army colonel who ran the contracting office in Baghdad during the early stages of Iraq's $125 billion reconstruction.
Disturbing News
"President
Obama delivered a speech to America's schoolchildren. And he encouraged them to
work hard and study hard. Yeah, then he said if that doesn't work, grab the seat
next to the Asian kid." --Conan O'Brien
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Some Republicans were so mad about Obama's speech to schoolchildren, they had Dick Cheney give a rebuttal. He showed kids the proper way to stuff a geek into a locker." --Craig Ferguson
Former Bush White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card said Wednesday he is "thinking very seriously" about launching a campaign for the Senate seat left vacant by the death of Sen. Edward Kennedy.
Rock-The-Voter News
"President
Obama addressed the United States schoolchildren. He had like a speech and it
went right to the classes and the kids. Then I thought, wait a minute. He might
be trying a little too hard. You know what I'm talking about? At the end he
invited all the kids to the White House for a beer." --David Letterman Ads by Google
Biz-Tech News
"Labor Day is the great American holiday where we honor American workers by going out and buying products made in China." --David Letterman
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"There's
rumors that Dick Cheney, Vice President Dick Cheney, may run for president in
2012. 2012. No, no. That's his cholesterol." --David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"The President also said that kids -- he told them if they study hard, the United States will continue to prosper. Then he added, 'But just to be safe, bone up on your Chinese.'" --Jimmy Fallon
Today is my 60th birthday. I am meeting friends for sunset and cocktails.
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
This image
provided by NASA, released Wednesday, Sept. 9, 2009, taken by the refurbished
Hubble Space Telescope, shows a celestial object that looks like a delicate
butterfly.
Peace.
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