Conservative women are so combative. It must be a genetic thing.
Death Panel Republicans: the same great folks who brought you economic catastrophe. - Grant Gerver www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam Konservative Kansas Kasinos, Oh My!
In
Kansas, Carrie Nation battled booze by smashing up saloons, the state school
board once approved science guidelines questioning evolution and anti-abortion
leaders have made their stiffest stands — all burnishing the state's
conservative credentials.
Disturbing News
"Today and tomorrow, the state of California is having a big garage sale up in Sacramento. Which is probably not a good sign for the economy, when the largest state in the union is holding a garage sale to pay its debts. Our governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, actually signed a lot of the items for sale, I guess to raise their value. You know, a garage sale is fine, but we owe $30 billion. If we really want to make money, forget the garage sale, take some of that confiscated pot and have a bake sale." --Jimmy Kimmel
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Health
care debate, of course, still rages. John McCain in the middle of the debate
now. Earlier this week, in a television interview, John McCain said he has never
experienced anything like the current debate on health care. Then McCain turned
to the camera and said, 'I've also never experienced anything like the rich,
bold flavor of lemon zest Metamucil.'" --Conan O'Brien Rock-The-Voter News
"Celebrity
birthdays, happy birthday John McCain, 73 years old tomorrow. And if you are
looking for a gift, you can't go wrong with something from the Very Old Navy."
--David Letterman Ads by Google
Biz-Tech News
Thank God for Spell Chack. - Grant Gerver www.seriouskidding.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Subject: Locusts
Lisa,
Deep curtsy for the Knights in Shining Armor, Sir Ron. Cheney didn't send that plague of locust nor did he shoot me in the face.
All that obedience training's gone out the window: I caught the Shih Tzus smoking. - Grant Gerver www.seriouskidding.com
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
In this
August 2009 photograph provided by The Denver Zoo, emperor tamarin monkey twins
Lara and Lucy look on from their home in the zoo's nursery. The twins are being
cared for by zookeepers after they were orphaned on July 30 when their mother
died from cancer, three weeks after giving birth to the pair.
Peace.
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