Barf bag courtesy of All Hat No Cattle. "President Bush now says the problems we're having in Iraq are because we won the war too quickly. He says the war was 'a catastrophic success.' He's also calling the economy a 'disastrous achievement.'" -- Jay Leno
"With the Republican convention in New York this week — this is a true story — a lot of delegates have been going to Broadway shows. Did you know that, a lot of them are going to Broadway shows, yeah. When asked about it, a spokesperson for the Republicans said, 'A lot of us are curious to see what gay people look like.'" -- Conan O'Brien The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
The First Sofa News
" … You know, no one wants to go to war. Nobody wants to go to war. Everyone wants peace, and -- but I wonder, do those people [ Bush protestors ] wish Saddam Hussein was still there? You know, do they wish that his torture rooms were still there and I don't know. You know, I don't know if that's what they mean with their protests; if they'd rather have Saddam Hussein still in power, I'm not really sure." -- LAURA BUSH in an interview with PBS, making about as much sense as her husband
TIME Magazine: Do you think these swift-boat ads are unfair to John Kerry? LAURA BUSH: Do I think they're unfair? Not really. There have been millions of terrible ads against my husband." "My -- you never hear my husband say things that other members of other parties
like you heard people say about him for the first six months of the Democrat
primary -- and during the Democratic primary, and I know that it is a very big
disappointment of his because that was not how it was when he was governor in
our home state. Democrats and Republicans worked together." LAURA BUSH
"You f***ing son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget this." George W. Bush to writer and editor Al Hunt, 1988 Nursery Crimes Laura, Laura, so like Barbara John Grant Graphic by Oz Disturbing News
Lisa, Ran across your site while googling. Great site but— It is so annoying that so many news links in the older editions are dead or you have to pay for them.
I hear ya. But that is capitalism exercised by the news organizations, over which I have no control. I do try to link to websites such as CNN, ABC, Guardian etc…who keep their news stories online and free. Sadly, speech isn’t always free. Thanks for writing.
GOP Convention News
"But, you probably know, it's been crazy here during the convention. We have had naked people in the streets, we've had all-night parties, arrests, and that's just the Bush twins." -- David Letterman
Republican Shenanigans
With
all the flag-waving and Swifty Boat antics still going on Of course, Republicans want to denigrate Kerry, his medals and his band of brothers, because Bush doesn't have any.
The
bride-to-be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." Biz/Tech News
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"There are a lot of Republicans in the city, but don't worry, they will only be here until we are capable of self-rule, then they're leaving." -- David Letterman
Go-F*** -Yourself News
The Politics of My Trial Kerry/Edwards News Subject: Photos of the Bush delegates on your site Lisa:
This artist's concept released by NASA/JPL represents the newly discovered Neptune-sized extrasolar planet circling the star Gliese 436. (NASA/JPL) Peace.
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