After watching the patrician parade of purple heart pinchers at the Republican convention, I'm proud to be a Democrat. "The new polls show that Bush is ahead. But people say Kerry still has a chance as long as the press doesn't turn up any more embarrassing medals." -- Bill Maher
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"The Republican National Convention is about to start up. President Bush sounds like he's ready. Big interview with him in USA Today. President Bush says, 'I am not going to come in second.' Again." -- Jimmy Kimmel
Laura to Time Magazine regarding Swift Boat ads:
A Bush grossly exaggerates? Stop
the presses. "Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo." -- Bill Maher
Disturbing News
Bush Reissues Kerry New Purple Heart
Graphic by AllHatNoCattle.net ''The Republican convention goes on all week, but of course the highlight will be toward the end of the week when George Bush will show up for one day, you know, just like he did in the National Guard.'' -- David Letterman Republican Shenanigans
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GOP Convention News
Throw the son of a Bush out! Half of New Yorkers Believe U.S. Leaders Had Foreknowledge of Impending 9-11 Attacks and “Consciously Failed” To Act; 66% Call For New Probe of Unanswered Questions by Congress or New York’s Attorney General, New Zogby International Poll Reveals Good News
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Attacks at Michael Moore Biz/Tech News "If you're planning to go to the convention, even if you're a delegate, you're going to get frisked, you're going to get patted down, you're going to get groped, and that's just by Arnold Schwarzenegger." -- David Letterman Rumsfeld's "Hazing" Poster Uncovered
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"You folks excited about the Republican convention? Well here's good news. Homeland Security chief Tom Ridge has declared New York City is safe, New York City is safe. Of course, that's based on 4-year-old intelligence." -- David Letterman Go-F*** -Yourself News
White House in Brawl Over Weapons Workers AP -- Tues., Aug 31, 2:22 AM ET The Bush administration is locked in a rare election-year fight with fellow Republicans in the Senate over a troubled program for tens of thousands of weapons plant workers who got sick building nuclear bombs…. "I got a young man named George W. Bush in the National Guard when I was Lt. Gov. of Texas, and I’m not necessarily proud of that. But I did it. And I got a lot of other people into the National Guard because I thought that was what people should do, when you're in office you helped a lot of rich people. And I walked through the Vietnam Memorial the other day, and I looked at the names of the people that died in Vietnam and I became more ashamed of myself than I have ever been, because it was the worst thing that I did was that I helped a lot of wealthy supporters and a lot of people who had family names of importance get into the National Guard. And I’m very sorry about that, and I’m very ashamed and I apologize to you as voters of Texas." -- Ben Barnes, the former Speaker of the House in Texas Kerry/Edwards News
Read John Kerry's 1971 Testimony http://www.c-span.org/vote2004/jkerrytestimony.asp
Odd News
An Australian inventor claims to have made the world's first commercially-viable motor vehicle powered by compressed air, which does not pollute the atmosphere with either exhaust gases or noise. This is good news because George Bush, the Middle East Warlords and all their oil would be worthless. Peace. |
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