Thursday edition - August 9, 2007





Power Without Responsibility
CBS News, NY - 8-8-07
After enduring weeks of blistering criticism for Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' inartful elisions about the National Security Agency (NSA) spying ...


Doctors drop a dime on President's Lyme
New York Daily News - 8-9-07
WASHINGTON - President Bush was deemed in "superior" health yesterday by his doctors, but the White House failed to disclose for a year that he was bitten by a Lyme disease-carrying tick.

Contract Awarded for Cheney International Center at UW
University of Wyoming News - 8-9-07
Anne Alexander, International Programs director, says the renovation plans were expanded with the announcement of the gift from Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife, Lynne, matched by a Wyoming State Legislature appropriation for academic facilities


"At Camp David, President Bush signed a bill into law that expands his wiretapping powers. President Bush said he knew the bill would pass because he had bugs planted in both houses of Congress." --Jay Leno




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

All the President's Men - The Sequel



[Carl] Bernstein says that Bush's presidency has produced far more "disastrous consequences" for the country than did Nixon's.

Unlike the often crude and conniving but unquestionably intelligent and highly-engaged 37th president, Bernstein says of Bush: "He's lazy, arrogant and has little curiosity. He's a catastrophe..."

But that is not the worst part of the Bush era as compared to the Nixon era, explains Bernstein.

What has made this time dramatically more troubling, the 63-year-old journalist explains, is that "there is no oversight."





Disturbing News



"A new study found that angry men get ahead in the world. Angry men tend to beat their rivals for power. Finally some good news for John McCain." --Jay Leno





Republican Shenanigans


"Although it's warm here, it is really hot back East. ... In fact, in Washington, DC, it is so hot that President Bush wasn't just reading other people's mail, he was actually fanning himself with it." --Jay Leno


Rock-The-Voter News





Biz-Tech News






"Starting today, the New York Times reduced the size of their newspaper. They cut the paper's width by an inch and a half. The move was announced with the headline 'Big Changes At New York Tim.'" --Conan O'Brien


Bush-Prison-Torture News



Go-F***-Yourself News



Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)



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Odd News






Blake Harris belly flops into the mud pit during the Texas Redneck Games at the Pool Ranch in Athens, Texas, Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007. For three days, hordes of legit and wannabe rednecks convene to drink, race their ATVs, and compete in events such as spam eating and mattress throwing. Patterned after the original Redneck Games which began more than a decade ago in Georgia, the Texas version is in its third year and attracts about 5,000 to 6,000 people. Photo/San Antonio Express-News,Nicole Fruge