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Kerry Waves Corn, Bush Eats It Raw
Reuters --
Aug 5
Competing for votes in corn-growing Iowa, John Kerry waved to crowds with
one ear in each hand. Not to be outdone by his Democratic rival, President
Bush ate one raw...
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It's Bush who's the flip-flopper
New York
Daily News -- 8-5-04
…Bush also declared
himself a determined unilateralist, kissing off treaties and understandings
and even spurning NATO help in Afghanistan. Now, though, the unilateralist
of old is sending Secretary of State Powell around the world, seeking alms
and arms for Iraq. Flip-flop…. |
CACI Gets New Interrogation Contract
Washington Post, DC -- 8-5-04
By Ellen McCarthy. CACI International Inc. was awarded a new contract for
its controversial interrogation services in Iraq, the Army said yesterday.
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The corn-eating flip-flopper's
Pentagon awards a new no-bid contract to the torture interrogators.
According to a new report, Al Qaeda is trying to bring down our U.S. financial
institutions. Let me tell you, that will not be easy to destroy. There's a lot
of competition -- Enron, Adelphia, Global Crossing.
-- Jay Leno
"I am
concerned that every time something happens that's not good for President Bush
he plays this trump card, which is terrorism. ... It's just impossible to know
how much of this is real and how much of this is politics."
–- Howard Dean
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
E-Mail
A few years
ago, while the pretender was destroying the state of Texas for fun and profit, I
had the pleasure of being on the end of a rejection by his "goon squads." As a
history teacher in a small rural school district less than fifty miles from his
retirement home in the big metropolis of Crawford, I wrote and called his office
inviting the W to come to our school and speak to the students. I received the
following response: " We do not have any interest in small rural areas, and the
governor would not have enough time to write or visit." Great response from his
staff! On the other hand a very nice lady was asked to visit our students but
was unable to due to her health. She sent a hand written letter and a package of
information on her pet project, Texas wildflowers, to my students. This was the
ever-gracious Ladybird Johnson!
James
www.internetweekly.org
Disturbing News
REHASHING
TERROR THREATS?
Sources: Al Qaeda linked to bank threat CNN April 2002
Katherine Harris is
back!
Harris Regrets Bogus Terror Plot Claim
Guardian, UK - 8-5-04
By WILL LESTER. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Republican Rep. Katherine Harris said
Wednesday she regrets concerns caused by her claim that a ...
Don't you feel all warm and fuzzy inside now
that Katherine Harris has gone from being in charge of Florida's election
process to being a Congressional expert on terror threats?
Republican Shenanigans
Senator Said To Leak Secret Info
CBS
News - 8-5-04
Federal investigators have concluded that Sen. Richard Shelby, R-Ala.,
leaked classified intercepted messages to Fox News ...
"Have you noticed how
the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions? Like
at the Democratic Convention, Kerry's daughter told a story about how her dad
once gave CPR to her hamster. At the Republican Convention, the Bush girls are
going to tell the story of how, when their hamster was bad, their dad built them
a little electric chair.'' -- Jay Leno
"This
ain't no rag, it's a flag and we don't wear it on our heads. It's a symbol of
the land where the good guys live. Are you listening to what I said?"
-- Charlie
Daniels, the man who wrote and sang "This Ain't No Rag, It's a Flag," is drawing
heat from Arab-Americans who say it refers to a derogatory term used against
them
The Large
Editor made this comment when he read the above quote: Charlie Daniels’
concept
of foreign policy is learning how to deal with them damn Yankees.
E-mail
Subject: Freudian slip or bad speechwriter?
This is an excerpt from the text of W's speech before signing
the defense appropriations act for 2005 ...does he mean what he says? See the
whole speech at:
http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/040805/dcth027_1.html
Third, this bill meets our commitment to America's Armed Forces by preparing
them to meet the threats of tomorrow. Our enemies are innovative and
resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our
country and our people, and neither do we. We must
never stop thinking about how best to defend our country when we all must always
be forward-thinking.
Oz
Good
News
"President Bush said
the other side, meaning Kerry and Edwards, just 'talks a good game.' Well, at
least nobody can accuse Bush of that.'' -- Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F***
-Yourself News
"Cheney's knowledge of the oil business is limited. I mean, he can't even
remember the names of the industry executives he met with in 2001 to secretly
formulate America's energy policy. But yesterday, Cheney used a campaign stop in
Arkansas to offer this explanation for our current shortage:
Cheney:
"We don't drill off the East Coast. We don't drill off the West Coast. We don't
drill in Alaska. Large parts of the Rocky Mountain West are off limits."
That's Dick Cheney: the Woody Guthrie of fossil fuel exploitation.''
-- Jon Stewart
Biz/Tech News
"According to the Drudge
Report, a domestic centerpiece of the Republican agenda for the second Bush term
is getting rid of the Internal Revenue Service. They want to do away with the
IRS. Whew! So I guess they are serious about going after terrorist
organizations!''
-- Jay Leno
Kerry/Edwards News
“This is the new
Kerry/Edwards book. It says, ‘Our plan for America -- shampoo, rinse, repeat.’ ”
Jay Leno
Odd
News
"Had I been reading to children and had
my top aide whispered in my ear that America is under attack, I would have told
those kids very nicely and politely that the president of the United States has
something that he needs to attend to." --John
Kerry
A circular
hole about 165 feet across is seen in the ice cap on the summit of Mount Spurr
about 80 miles west of Anchorage, Alaska. Scientists have
become interested in the volcano, which last erupted in 1992, after a swarm of tiny earthquakes were noted. The Alaska Volcano
Observatory has raised its level of concern to yellow, meaning the volcano could
erupt. (Alaska Volcano Observatory)
Peace.