"But
according to a newly released memo from the CIA, they used horrible torture
techniques on prisoners. Dick Cheney claimed that it wasn't torture. Enhanced
interrogation techniques, that's what he called it, enhanced interrogation
technique. And he didn't shoot that guy in the face. No, no, that was enhanced
quail hunting." --David Letterman
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
VA won't pay benefits to Marine whose injuries came from vaccine
It wasn't a bullet or
roadside bomb that felled Lance Cpl. Josef Lopez three years ago after nine days
in Iraq .
Disturbing News Blackwater Update
When the CIA revived a plan to kill or capture terrorists in 2004, the agency turned to the well-connected security company then known as Blackwater USA
Klan buys up Glenn Beck ad space. - Grant Gerver www.seriouskidding.com
Republican-Shenanigans News Bush Daughter Update
NBC's "Today" show has hired
someone with White House experience as a new correspondent — former first
daughter Jenna Hager.
"Obama
family vacationing on Martha's Vineyard and Obama has been mostly relaxing with
just a little bit of work. And you know, that sounds like George Bush's entire
eight years." --David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
"The
entire island of Martha's Vineyard has gone Obama crazy. There's even a cocktail
that they've named after Barack Obama. It's called the Obamarita. Not to be
confused with a cocktail inspired by John McCain, the Cosmopoligrip. And then
there was one a couple of years ago inspired by George W. Bush, the Mojidiot. Of
course, there was the Bill Clinton Screwdriver." --David Letterman
Two great new band names: "Death Panel" & "Pull The Plug On Grandma" - Grant Gerver www.seriouskidding.com
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Let's just call it what it really is: "The United States of Corporate America." - Grant Gerver www.seriouskidding.com
Biz-Tech News
"Federal
Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke has been a victim of identity theft. His credit
card company became suspicious when they noticed repeated purchases of large,
failing American car companies." --Conan O'Brien
Bush-Prison-Torture News The "Republimbaughcans" keep throwing around Socialism like it's some evil Democratic plot. Yeah but, look how well Compassionate Conservative CAPITALISM has served us all. - Grant Gerver www.seriouskidding.com
Thanks for the great graphic, Larry. Cheney Claims Detainee Torture Was Merely ‘End-of-Life Counseling’
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
These photos
provided by Tina White with the Snowmass, Colo., Police Department on Tuesday,
Aug. 25, 2009, show a bear that was trapped in a skateboard park, because of its
steep concrete sides, a ladder that was lowered into the park by officials
allowing the bear to climb out.
Peace.
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