TGIF/Weekend edition - August 31-September 3, 2007




GOP Officials Say Craig May Resign
Forbes - 8-31-07

Idaho Sen. Larry Craig is considering resigning, Republican officials said Friday, after days of public and private pressure stemming from his arrest in June in a police undercover operation at an...


US lawmakers' plane fired upon
CNN International - 8-31-07
"I was looking out the window, a little small window, and I saw a shell or something," said Republican Senator Richard Shelby of Alabama in a phone interview from Amman, where the plane landed safely.

White House Pushes Back on Iraq Report
Washington Post, United States - 8-31-07
A draft report by the Government Accountability Office concluded Iraq has satisfied three of 18 benchmarks set by


I had to get in one more cartoon before Sen. Craig resigns.



“Hey, congratulations to first daughter Jenna Bush, who is engaged. Instead of giving his daughter away, President Bush said he’s planning to ask for her resignation.” - Jay Leno




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Military Industrial Complex Update


How is it done? How do you screw the taxpayer for millions, get away with it and then ride off into the sunset with one middle finger extended, the other wrapped around a chilled martini? Ask Earnest O. Robbins -- he knows all about being a successful contractor in Iraq.



The Idaho Statesman reported Tuesday that Senator Larry Craig had prior gay liaisons at Union Station. It's the third Capitol Hill sex scandal in a year. Some of these lawmakers lead secret lives so creepy President Bush is sorry he started wiretapping. - Argus Hamilton, comedian




Subject: Photo


Hi Lisa - I took this photo myself just north of Bath, New York - perhaps you can use it? - Regards - Doug





This message is addressed to the good people of the United States of America - Igor from Liechtenstein




Disturbing News


It's Not Over Till Lady Liberty Sings


The Justice Department's inspector general acknowledged Thursday he was examining whether departing Attorney General Alberto Gonzales made false or misleading statements to Congress about the National Security Agency's (NSA) terrorist surveillance program, the fired U.S. attorneys affair and other subjects.

The disclosure by Inspector General Glenn Fine in a letter to Congress signals an expansion of the department's internal investigations into Gonzales' troubled tenure




"A lot of people are calling Senator Craig a hypocrite because he was a very vocal opponent of same-sex marriages. ... But to be fair, he has never come out publicly against anonymous gay bathroom sex." --Jay Leno



By Don Davis



What will be the next Republican Sex Scandal? Register your vote!


Republican Shenanigans


"This whole thing has to be very frustrating for the Republican Party. All these gay sex scandals and they still can't get any support from Hollywood." --Jay Leno







Subject: Bathroom Predators


As a mother of four boys, I always warned them about creepy men lurking in men's rooms.


Sen. Larry Craig is one of those creepy men.




Rock-The-Voter News




The more of these creepy Republican sex scandals we go through, the more Bill Clinton looks like Ward Cleaver. - Argus Hamilton, comedian



 Interrogation of Idaho's Larry Craig: Audio Tape - YouTube





Biz-Tech News


“Oh boy, more trouble today for China. You know the…Great Wall of China? Turns out it has lead paint in it. The whole thing’s got to come down.” - Jay Leno


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Brownie's Law


Former Sen. John Edwards said at a Hurricane Katrina conference he would propose what he called "Brownie's Law" requiring that qualified people, not political hacks, lead key federal agencies.




"The police report says he tapped his foot, which means 'I want gay sex.' And, also means I'll never wear my iPod to the bathroom again." --Jimmy Kimmel


Go-F***-Yourself News


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Odd News


The moon glows orange during the lunar eclipse early Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007 seen next to the TransAmerican Pyramid in San Francisco. The moon's surface darkened as the earth's shadow moved across it to create a partial eclipse from just before 1:51am (PST) with the total eclipse visible one hour later.  Photo/San Francisco Chronicle, Frederick Larson