Thursday edition - August 30, 2007

 

 

Thanks for the inspiration, Sam!

 

 

More than 2000 people in northern Iraq affected by cholera ...
SI.com - 8-30-07
(CNN) -- More than 2000 Iraqis in the northern part of the country have contracted cholera, UN officials said Wednesday, citing local authorities...

 

A scandal-scarred Republican party asks, 'What next?'
International Herald Tribune, France - Aug 28, 2007
WASHINGTON: Scott Reed, a Republican strategist, was at a dinner in Philadelphia on Monday night when his cellphone and Internet

Pentagon balks at using 'ray gun' for Iraq crowd control
USA Today - 8-30-07
Despite repeated requests from US commanders in Iraq, the Pentagon has balked at deploying a non-lethal energy beam to control crowds because of fears the weapon could be seen as a torture device, the AP is reporting, citing "internal military


 

Cholera and ray guns in Iraq? What's next -- locust and death of all first born?

 


 

“The Democrats may have control of the House, but the Republicans have control of the bathroom.”- Jay Leno

 


 

 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


 

“And the White House said today that First Lady Laura Bush will not be traveling to Australia with President Bush because she has a pinched nerve in her neck. Like many people, I think she got it by listening to her husband’s speeches and going, ‘What?’”- Jay Leno

 


$50 Billion More

 

President Bush plans to ask Congress next month for up to $50 billion in additional funding for the war in Iraq, a White House official said yesterday, a move that appears to reflect increasing administration confidence that it can fend off congressional calls for a rapid drawdown of U.S. forces.

 


 


 

Disturbing News

 


Domestic Terrorism?

 

Large grocery and discount stores across the country have been targeted by a caller who threatens to blow up shoppers and workers with a bomb if employees fail to wire money to an account overseas, authorities said.
 


 

SENATOR CRAIG PRONOUNCES HIMSELF ‘DICK AND LARRY’

By Don Davis

 


 

“Thank you for coming out. It’s a hot day. … Man, people were sweating like the men’s room attendant when Senator Larry Craig walked in.” - Jay Leno

 


 

www.buckfush.com

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

Lavatory Lothario, Larry "The Cruiser" Craig, was not content with having joined the Mile High Club as a solo act, having to reach under the stall only to find the long arm of the law. - www.wonkette.com

 


 

ALBERTO GONZALES SHOWS UP FOR WORK AT JUSTICE DEPARTMENT; CLAIMS HE CAN’T RECALL RESIGNING

By Don Davis

 


 


Fred Thompson Update

 

Todd Harris, former flak for John McCain, Jeb Bush and Arnold Schwarzenegger, will take over immediately as Fred Thompson's communications director, Harris confirmed this evening.

Thompson, the former Tennessee Republican senator, is expected to officially announce he is running for president after a long, drawn out flirtation.

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

Stop saying Barack Obama isn't black enough! First, you aren't sure America was ready for a black president. Now he's not black enough? "I like his stand on the issues, but can he dunk?" Why are we even talking about him this way? Mitt Romney, now there's someone who's not black enough to be president. -Bill Maher

 


 

 

 

 


 

George Bush porn pic fury


 


 

 

 


Biz-Tech News

 


 

“My idea of getting lucky in a men’s room is when the motion sensor works on the faucet.” - David Letterman

 


 

 


 

Larry Craig's Airport Tips

I love to make new friends in the international terminal, especially
ones who don't speak English and won't be able to identify me.

 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News

 


 

 


 

A Trio Of Limericks For Idaho Senator Larry Craig
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Craig confessed to a crime in the loo
He proclaims that he never would do,
Cuz he’s straight as can be:
He was just there to pee,
And perversions he’d always eschew.

When Larry was under arrest,
He was stressed, which is why he confessed.
All his actions are pure
And he’s really demure
And not gay … except when undressed.

Larry Craig says he has a wide stance
In the john when he zips down his pants.
He’s an innocent man:
His arrest in the can
Was an error, cuz Craig ain’t a nance.

 


Go-F***-Yourself News


www.anntelnaes.com

 


 

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This photo from the Mining Weekely Online Website shows a diamond reportedly twice as big as the Cullinan diamond, placed next to a mobile phone for size perspective, which was found in the North West province, South Africa. The validity of the claims were questioned by some industry officials on Tuesday Aug. 28, 2007. Photo/Mining Weekly Online Website-Brett Jolly

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace.