Wednesday edition - August 29, 2007

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Russia Resumes Bomber Patrols
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Ain't gay & won't quit, says Senator Craig |
Bush to tour New Orleans, Miss. coast |
I wonder who would push the nuke button first, Putin or Bush?
“But people are stunned. The Russian president appearing in public without a shirt. And I was thinking well, heck, our president often appears in public without a brain.” - David Letterman

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
50 Killed at Religious Festival in Iraq
3 S. Koreans Freed in Afghanistan
Insurgents get a cut of US aid to Iraq Seattle Times, United States
"They also came up with what they call the National Intelligence Estimate for Iraq. ... They said ... the Iraqi political leaders remain unable to govern effectively. President Bush said that was the most ridiculous thing he has ever heard. Judging leaders by their effectiveness?" --Bill Maher
Angelina Visits Iraq
Hollywood star Angelina Jolie on Tuesday traveled to Iraq and appealed for more international support for the millions of people uprooted by war and violence.
2 Years Ago Today Katrina Devastated New Orleans

Hurricane Recovery - Republican Style - Cha Ching
Two years later, some of these areas are still distressed. One reason for the lack of attention paid to the Gulf Coast may be the massive investments made in the region by casino, hotel and real estate interests. That has created the appearance of a recovery that business promoters say has brought, and will continue to bring, enormous growth to the area. But many locals say that the casino-led development has done little to alleviate post-disaster conditions for most residents, including the 37 percent of the population -- approximately a half million people -- who earn below what federal guidelines deem low to moderate income. Moreover, maneuvering in Washington by the state's Republican leaders has diverted aid money away from some of the people who need it the most.
Disturbing News
Idaho uses snow machines to fight fire at ski resort
Record Number of Americans Lack Health Insurance HealthDay -
"Alberto Gonzales is stepping down, but he can't recall why." --David Letterman

"Sen. Craig said he made a mistake by pleading guilty. And I was thinking, maybe that was your second mistake." --David Letterman
#1 and #2
The US has around 10,240 strategic and tactical
nuclear weapons, on submarines, boats, planes and on land. The majority of the
weapons are located in the US in New Mexico, Georgia, Washington, Nevada, North
Dakota, Wyoming, Montana, Missouri, Texas, Louisiana, South Dakota and Colorado.
The US also has around 480 of these positioned in Europe, located in Germany,
the U.K., Turkey, Italy, the Netherlands and Belgium.
The Russian Federation has 3,814 nuclear weapons including strategic,
tactical and bomber capability. These are all located in Russia in Aleysk,
Dombraovskiy, Kartaly, Kozels, Tatschevo, Bershet, Kostroma, Krasnoyarsk,
Drovyanaya, Irkustsk, Kansk, Nizhniy, Novosibirsk, Teykobo, Vypolzovo,
Yoshkar-Ola and Yurya.
Republican Shenanigans
GOP Plans Early-Primary Penalties New York Times
Architect hired for Bush's presidential library Houston Chronicle
Jenna announced her engagement two weeks ago, although President Bush knew about it over a month ago from some wiretaps. - Jay Leno


Rock-The-Voter News
Outing Hillary
In asking a federal
court to force the National Archives to release papers from Hillary Rodham
Clinton's time as first lady, the public interest group Judicial Watch has
opened itself to the charge that it's on a fishing expedition. Maybe so, but the
group is fishing with a license --
the Freedom of Information Act.

Biz-Tech News
Oil edges higher on expected fall in US crude, gasoline inventories Forbes, NY
Consumer confidence slips on both sides of the Atlantic International Herald Tribune
Insurer will drop 40600 policies
Google + CNN = Good for You
‘Albuquerque Tribune’ faces closure as Scripps seeks buyer
"Sen. Craig is married. Apparently he told his wife, don't worry about having dinner ready to me. I'm going to wolf down a hot dog at the airport." --Jay Leno

Bush-Prison-Torture News
Army officer acquitted of most Abu Ghraib charges Baltimore Sun

Go-F***-Yourself News
No new news on Dick Cheney. He must be in that undisclosed location again.
Larry Craig Wants To Spank Bill Clinton
Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) has been publicly denying assertions that he's gay
since at least 1982, when a whisper campaign implicated him in a House page
scandal.. "I am not gay and never have been."...And in between his 1982 denial
(click here to watch
archive ABC News video of it) and last year's allegations,
he called President Bill Clinton a "naughty boy" and talked of giving the
president a little spanking for his Oval Office tryst and denial of it.
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Odd News
Blood-red eclipse stops nation

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has trained its razor-sharp eye on one of the universe's most stately and photogenic galaxies, the Sombrero galaxy, Messier 104 (M104). The galaxy's hallmark is a brilliant white, bulbous core encircled by the thick dust lanes comprising the spiral structure of the galaxy. As seen from Earth, the galaxy is tilted nearly edge-on. We view it from just six degrees north of its equatorial plane. Photo/NASA
Peace.