Tuesday edition - August 28, 2007
Senator Larry Craig Got Busy In An Airport Bathroom?
Foley's former page will not file a civil suit against
Statements Rep. Allen said following arrest are thrown out
I couldn't make this stuff up.
Beware of the homosexualrepublicancomplex!
Bill Clinton seems like a prude compared to these elderly versions of George Michael. Who knew the '90s would ever seem so old-fashioned and romantic[?] - Ken Layne - Wonkette
Bomb kills 10 at mosque
Bush Touts Iraqi Agreement
Public Relations 101: Know Your Client
KABUL, Afghanistan -- The U.S. military said Monday it regretted any offense it may have caused by giving out a soccer ball with the word Allah written on it as part of a public relations exercise in.
Yeah George, it's a "which" hunt all right. "Which" disgraced neocon will fall next? - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Rainfall increasing over tropical oceans United Press International
A plea from Big Easy musicians (photo only) Fort Worth Star Telegram, TX
Another Reason Why Bush Should Stay Put In Washington
A motorcycle police officer accompanying President Bush's motorcade crashed as their vehicles arrived at the airport and later died. The crash came less than a year after an accident in Hawaii killed another motorcycle officer accompanying the president.
The oil may be in Texas but the dipsticks are in DC - Anon.
Subject: Mr Subliminal
Listening to Bush’s brief press conference the other day, I was wondering how Mr. Subliminal - aka, Phil Maloney - aka Kevin Nealon [1.] might have handled it.
Mr. Subliminal Goes to Washington
"After months of unfair treatment (due process) that has created a harmful distraction (the truth) at the Justice Department (shambles), Judge Gonzales (incompetent) decided to resign his position (or get impeached) and I accepted his decision (fired). It is sad that we live in a time when a talented (stupid) and honorable (sleazy) person like Alberto Gonzales (Fredo) is impeded from doing important work (torture) because his good name (criminal) was dragged through the mud for political reasons (caught lying)."
Subliminal, played by Kevin Nealon, was originally an advertising executive
(named Phil Maloney) who used subliminal messages to influence people. His
appearances on Update utilized the subliminal technique (i.e. saying things
rapidly and under his breath, between words) to reveal what he is really
The GOP's Bathroom Problem Yahoo! News
US Senator Denies Misconduct in Airport Arrest Voice of America
Gonzales Kicked On His Way Out The Door
U.S. News & World Report
Bush Pardons Newly-Resigned Gonzales
President Bush will defend his war strategy is a speech to the American Legion
convention in Reno this morning. He has a lot of explaining to do. In five years
President Bush has authorized three invasions and only the colonoscopy was a
success. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
What would Gobbels do?
Ooh, Hillary was in the crosshairs of someone last week. Did you hear this? Ted Nugent...was giving a concert, and he held up a machine gun and made veiled threats about Hillary and Barack Obama. And I find this shocking: Ted Nugent still has concerts?! - Bill Maher
Oil inches higher on refinery snags CNNMoney.com
Yahoo says lawsuit more about politics
“Listen to this, according to U.S. intelligence, they say Iraq Prime Minister
Maliki is an ineffective leader” that “is…unable to work with his cabinet, lacks
authority with the population, has poor communication skills -- no, wait a
minute. That’s Bush. I’m sorry, I completely -- forgive me.” - David
Jury Gets Last Abu Ghraib Court-martial
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
Cheney had the right idea about Iraq back in 1994 St. Cloud Times, MN
Subject: I am the happiest man in the world
Hello dear Lisa, a huge
hug for you from Finland .
You have been cheering me up for many years and I wanted to thank you again for your commitment to humour and peace. I see you as a warrior, yes a warrior, to the right cause and I have great respect for the weapon you have chosen to fight corruption and apathy – Humour.
The reason I am writing this is that my 3 years of angst since I broke up with the mother of my child has ended. Just like a flash of lightning would have hit me, I fell in love.
Love is the mightiest force.
(Thanks for keeping me sane for all these years. I will scrape together a few bucks for you from the next paycheck I get. It wont be much, cause Im sorta struggling to get by, but you if anyone deserves it.)
You brought a big smile to my face.
Love makes the world go round and keeps us sane, too. I am very happy for you.
I am glad I have offered some humor relief for you....God knows we all need it.
In fact, I feel privileged that I can make someone laugh in far away Finland.
Please don't donate unless you can afford it!!
Thank you for the wonderful email.
Prince Charles' wife Camilla said Sunday she will not attend the memorial service in London this week on the tenth anniversary of Princess Diana's death. She said she would be a distraction. That is the same reason she didn't go to the wedding. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
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Naked Man Arrested in Dallas Courthouse Forbes, NY
Sunday evening (8-26-07) about 6 PM. Ridgeway State Park, Owl Creek Pass in Colorado. Not a real clear night, fire smoke from CA. Just a quick picture of out here in the west.
Photo by AHNC viewer Dennis O