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Tuesday edition - August 28, 2007
I couldn't make this stuff up.
Beware of the homosexualrepublicancomplex!
Bill Clinton seems like a prude compared to these elderly versions of George Michael. Who knew the '90s would ever seem so old-fashioned and romantic[?] - Ken Layne - Wonkette
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Public Relations 101: Know Your Client
KABUL, Afghanistan -- The U.S. military said Monday it regretted any offense it may have caused by giving out a soccer ball with the word Allah written on it as part of a public relations exercise in Afghanistan.
THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO COULD POSSIBLY FILL ALBERTO’S SHOES
Yeah George, it's a "which" hunt all right. "Which" disgraced neocon will fall next? - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Disturbing News
Another Reason Why Bush Should Stay Put In Washington
A motorcycle police officer accompanying President Bush's motorcade crashed as their vehicles arrived at the airport and later died. The crash came less than a year after an accident in Hawaii killed another motorcycle officer accompanying the president.
The oil may be in Texas but the dipsticks are in DC - Anon.
Email; Subject: Mr Subliminal
Listening to Bush’s brief press conference the other day, I was wondering how Mr. Subliminal - aka, Phil Maloney - aka Kevin Nealon [1.] might have handled it.
1.] Mr.
Subliminal, played by Kevin Nealon, was originally an advertising executive
(named Phil Maloney) who used subliminal messages to influence people. His
appearances on Update utilized the subliminal technique (i.e. saying things
rapidly and under his breath, between words) to reveal what he is really
thinking. Robert
Republican Shenanigans
Bush Pardons Newly-Resigned Gonzales
President Bush will defend his war strategy is a speech to the American Legion
convention in Reno this morning. He has a lot of explaining to do. In five years
President Bush has authorized three invasions and only the colonoscopy was a
success. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
Rock-The-Voter News
Ooh, Hillary was in the crosshairs of someone last week. Did you hear this? Ted Nugent...was giving a concert, and he held up a machine gun and made veiled threats about Hillary and Barack Obama. And I find this shocking: Ted Nugent still has concerts?! - Bill Maher
Biz-Tech News
“Listen to this, according to U.S. intelligence, they say Iraq Prime Minister
Maliki is an ineffective leader” that “is…unable to work with his cabinet, lacks
authority with the population, has poor communication skills -- no, wait a
minute. That’s Bush. I’m sorry, I completely -- forgive me.” - David
Letterman
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
Go-F***-Yourself News
Subject: I am the happiest man in the world
Hello dear Lisa, a huge
hug for you from Finland .
You brought a big smile to my face.
Love makes the world go round and keeps us sane, too. I am very happy for you.
Prince Charles' wife Camilla said Sunday she will not attend the memorial service in London this week on the tenth anniversary of Princess Diana's death. She said she would be a distraction. That is the same reason she didn't go to the wedding. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
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Odd News
Sunday evening (8-26-07) about 6 PM. Ridgeway State Park, Owl Creek Pass in Colorado. Not a real clear night, fire smoke from CA. Just a quick picture of out here in the west. Photo by AHNC viewer Dennis O
Peace.
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