"Fox News host Glenn Beck has lost over 30 sponsors since he called President Obama a racist. And the latest sponsor that he just lost is Clorox bleach. That's amazing. Even a company whose sole purpose is to make things whiter thinks Glenn Beck has gone too far." --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"There's talk that the elections last week in Afghanistan were rigged. Boy, I didn't see that coming." --David Letterman
PTSD Help On The Way For Vets
The Veterans Affairs Department is
taking steps to help veterans seeking compensation for post-traumatic stress
disorder, VA Secretary Eric K. Shinseki announced Aug. 24.
Sen. Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts, the last surviving brother in a political dynasty and one of the most influential senators in history, died Tuesday night at his home on Cape Cod after a year-long struggle with brain cancer. He was 77
"Couple of years ago down in Cuba,
Fidel Castro they thought, oh, he might be dying because he had some kind of
surgery and he is an older fellow, in is 80s. But now, over the weekend, it's
all Fidel Castro. He is everywhere. And he was on television. He looked fit. He
looked healthy. He looked happy. He was so impressive, as a matter of fact, CIA
is actually thinking of sending Squeaky Fromme down there to take a shot at
him." --David Letterman
Republican-Shenanigans News
"But Obama is going to take two weeks
to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound." --David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
"Congress has been agonizing over health care for months now. Squabbling, fighting, the town hall meetings going crazy. Meanwhile, while they're arguing about health care, we're stuck in two wars that were rubber-stamped in about 10 minutes. What? How does that make any sense when you think about it?" --David Letterman
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Biz-Tech News
"Miss Venezuela is our new Miss
Universe, ladies and gentlemen. Beautiful, beautiful. She came out dressed as a
barrel of overpriced oil." --David Letterman
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Dick Cheney has a brand new book.
It's a memoir about his life and times, and I believe the title of it is called,
'Too Fat to Waterboard.'" --David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
A 48-year-old female elephant named
Motala walks on her newly attached prosthetic leg at the Elephant Hospital in
Lampang province, north of Bangkok August 16, 2009. Motala's front left leg was
maimed after she stepped on a landmine at the Myanmar-Thai border 10 years ago.
Peace.
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