…So
began the Bush-Cheney campaign to "Floridate" the will of the Venezuela
electorate. It didn't matter that Chavez had twice won election. Winning
most of the votes, said a White House spokesman, did not make Chavez'
government "legitimate." Hmmm. Secret contracts were awarded by our Homeland
Security spooks to steal official Venezuela voter lists….
…New
York ranks 35th in per capita funding from the homeland security agency
despite being the most populous city in the United States with eight million
residents...
“The big
opening ceremony for the Olympics earlier … Actually, it was impressive. 202
nations marching together. 202. You know, that was supposed to happen in Iraq,
but of course it didn't work out that way.” -- Jay Leno
“God bless
President Bush. He tries. … Like today he called the prime minister of Greece to
wish him good luck in the games and to thank him for the Grecian Formula so
popular around the world today.” -- Jay Leno
Dear Lisa,
My donation is just a little something. I've been donating as much as I
can to the Kerry campaign and to almost anything to get Bush and Co.
out of office that I'm spreading my funds a little thin. But I think
think your website is one of the funniest and it keeps me sane in these
times where it makes me crazy that people actually support this
administration that is so corrupt and damaging.
Keep up the great work.
Rose
Dear
Rose,
Thank you so much for your support.
I personally kiss each dollar.
Thanks for your support, and AHNC is at your service.
Take care and keep that safe room duct-taped tight.
Attitude: Not-so-Curious
George (Bush)
President Bush claimed in an interview a while back that he does not read
newspapers. His wife, Laura, later told a reporter that the president was
fudging and that, in fact, he did actually peruse the press.
In matters involving the Bush family, it is generally wise to take Laura's word.
And we were inclined to do so -- until the president's latest pronouncement
about the benefits that have supposedly come America's way as a result of
occupying Iraq.
The man who more than a year ago declared that the heavy lifting in Iraq was
done, only to discover that the fight had barely started, is now back with
another over-the-top pronouncement. "Today," Bush said last week, "because
America has acted and because America has led, the forces of terror and tyranny
have suffered defeat after defeat, and America and the world are safer."
By any measure, the president is wrong. Capital
Times Monday July 19, 2004
"Secretary
of State Colin Powell announced that he will not be attending the Republican
convention. Uh oh. So I guess they're going to have to find another black guy."
-- Jay Leno
A display of 4,000 special
candles illuminates the avalanche protection installations at the Schiahorn
mountain overlooking the village of Davos, Switzerland, late Sunday evening. The
specially designed candles with metallic foil reflectors were set up by
landscape artist Ulrich Studer, who called his light installation a 'hymn to the
alpine world'. (Keystone, Arno Balzarini)
"Lisa, Congrats on your sweep! As George Bush
might have said, 'Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.' Seriously, I'm glad to be
able to salute you and all the great laughs you provide." - Daniel Kurtzman,
About.com Guide to Political
Humor.
