Wednesday edition - August 15, 2007

 

 

 

 

Hastert hanging it up
Chicago Sun-Times, United States -8-15-07
Hastert, 65, the longest-serving GOP speaker, signaled last May he was contemplating retiring from the House when chief of staff Mike Stokke told the ...

 

US set to declare Iranian Revolutionary Guard a terrorist group
Guardian Unlimited - 8-15-07
The Bush administration is set to officially blacklist the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps by listing it as a terrorist organization, US officials said today.

Death toll in Iraq bombings rises to 250
International Herald Tribune - 8-15-07
BAGHDAD: The death toll following a series of bomb attacks on two Iraqi villages near the Syrian border rose to 250 Wednesday, with 300 to 350 wounded, and the number of dead could rise further as rescuers continued to dig through the ...


 

Bush still has Barney, Uncle Dick and Condi, too!

 


 

This Iraqi Army, the not ready for primetime fighters, they're never going to stand up because they don't care about Iraq. They care about Sunnis and Shiites. Iraq has only been a country since 1932. Paul Newman is seven years older than Iraq. - Bill Maher
 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


Rumsfeld Update

 

Donald Rumsfeld, architect of the unpopular Iraq war, resigned as defense secretary before last year's November election but his decision was not announced until after the voting, according to his resignation letter obtained by Reuters on Wednesday.

 


 


 

Disturbing News


 

The 12 million people here illegally, they are going to have to go back home to their home countries, touch base, pay a $5,000 fine and then reapply. Also, you have to prove you've never broken the law here or you can't get back in. So Alberto Gonzales is really screwed. - Bill Maher

 


 


 


Republican Shenanigans


 

War Czar Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute suggested Friday that the military draft be reinstated to solve U.S. troop shortages. Network news executives are all in favor of this idea. They know what makes the young male demographic tune in to watch the news.- Argus Hamilton

 


Rock-The-Voter News

 



 


 

 

 


Biz-Tech News


 

Wal*Mart tries to ease consumer fears about tainted Chinese products: "Do you want safe products or always low prices?" - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove gives turds a bad name. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

 


Go-F***-Yourself News


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I couldn't find a decent closing photo today, so I thought I'd post my preliminary sketch of a 12 foot by 24 foot mural I will be painting. Illustration/Lisa Casey

 

 

 

 

 

 

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