Returning to Florida was
bittersweet -- two hurricanes heading our way, but Kerry is leading in the
Florida polls! It is so good to be back.
"President Bush was in
Florida where he asked voters to once again send him to the White House. Voters
in Florida said, 'Hey, we never sent you in the first place. That was the
Supreme Court!' " Jay Leno
U.S. to Get International Election Observers
OneWorld.net --
Wed
Aug 11, 9:14 AM ET
WASHINGTON,
D.C., Aug 11 (OneWorld) -- An effort by more than a dozen Democratic lawmakers
to bring international observers to monitor the November elections has paid off
with an invitation by the State Department to the Vienna-based Organization for
Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE). ..
"This week, G.I. Joe
celebrates his 40th birthday. And today, Republicans questioned his military
service" -- Craig Kilborn
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"Republicans are now trying to energize their Amish vote. Dick Cheney is really
pandering to the Amish. Today he told a senator to go f--- thyself." —Bill
Maher
www.oldamericancentury.org
"When they
say they served with Kerry in Vietnam, what they really mean is that they were
in Vietnam at the same time. Kind of like how Snoopy served with the Red Baron"
-- Jon Stewart on the Swift Boat Veterans For Truth, who have attacked
Kerry's military service record
Disturbing News
"Secretary of State
Colin Powell announced that he will not be attending the Republican convention.
Uh oh. So I guess they're going to have to find another black guy." --
Jay Leno
Let the games begin.
"I couldn't
get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified."
-- PORTER GOSS, President Bush's nominee for CIA director, to
documentary-maker Michael Moore's production company during the filming of the
movie "Fahrenheit 9/11."
Editorials on Goss nomination to head CIA
Fort Wayne News Sentinel, IN -- 8-12-04
Two years ago, U.S. Rep. Porter Goss told a Florida magazine how
a mistaken turn at a Yale University jobs...
Republican Shenanigans
Dub & Dick's Limerick
George Dub has a Veep named Dick Cheney.
Next to Dub he appears rather brainy.
But they both lie and scheme.
The rest is here:
http://www.madkane.com/notable01_04b.html#08_11_04
Good News
George W. Bush sucker-punches a rugby opponent at Yale
www.dope-on-a-rope.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F***
-Yourself News
Kerry/Edwards News
Lady Balloonist Needs
Help
She lowered
her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me,
can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a
hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolled her eyes and said, "You must
be a Democrat." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered
the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no
idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not
been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, " You must be a
Republican." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said
the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to
where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve
your problem.
You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now
it's my fault."
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Odd News
A Malaysian giant stick insect
rests on an admirer's arm at the London Zoo on Thursday. The species is the
longest insect in the world, measuring up to 17.7 inches long. The giant stick
insect is just one of more than 100 exhibits at London Zoo's biodiversity and
conversation center. (London Zoo/John D. McHugh)
Peace.
