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August 11 2003 Monday |
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Iraq violence spreads
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Public Citizen Launches 'White House for Sale' Website Capitol Hill (CNSNews.com) - A new website launched
Friday will track donations to President George Bush's reelection campaign
that the creators of the site claim violate the "spirit" of campaign finance
laws. Campaign finance law experts call the group's complaints "much ado
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Business as Usual for Chemical Plants In the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, the Bush
administration, working with Congress, moved quickly to shore up homeland
security in some of our most critical areas. Airports are now safer, and
some municipal water supplies are better protected. But the government has
failed to plug a gaping hole in homeland security: our vulnerable chemical
plants. ... |
Congratulations to klaughlin@verizon.net who submitted the winning entry! We had a huge amount of great submissions click here to view them Thank you to everyone who participated....I laughed so hard I lost 5 lbs reading the entries.
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ZELDA MORGAN MERCENARY JOURNALIST - ALL HAT NO CATTLE DIRTY LAUNDRY DONE DIRT CHEAP
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Thank You, Thank You, I Won't Spank You "You got a couple of Lone Stars to go in my new hat?...Bring 'em on!" KMKleff - Anita Beer, who is now on AHNC and county probation, blatantly and shamefully plagiarizing the readers. Click here for Thank You, Thank You, I Won't Spank You Click here for Zelda's Archives Email Zelda - Click below |

Cartoon by the Fabulous ZeldaM
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Al-Qaida rallies as Iraq takes the heat |
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Just finished this Flash piece today. (8-10-03)
Bush sings "I want it now" from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/freshlaundry/wonka/
Enjoy!
Brooke
(aka. FreshLaundry)
Thanks Brooke, it was so good to hear from you. Your talent never ceases to amaze me.
Lisa
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193 Candidates Will Compete in Special Vote for California Governor Voice of America - 8-11-03 A special election campaign is under way in California, where nearly 200 candidates hope the state's residents will vote the governor out of office and choose one of them to succeed him.
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Feel free to sing "Yellow Bush of Texas" to "Yellow Rose of Texas"
By the Best of the Best in Dubya Humor - MadKane Click here to go to her site and sing along with a midi
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"If Arnold is elected, you know who I'd feel sorry for? The people on death row. Imagine, you're about to be executed, the governor calls, you think it's your reprieve, and you hear 'Hasta la vista, baby.'" —Jay Leno

Thanks to www.mopaul.com
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Today's Top Five Headlines on BuzzFlash.com Business as Usual for Chemical Plants, By Gary Hart Bush's great American farce 8/11 GI Killed, Two Hurt in Iraq Bomb Attack 8/11 Molly Ivins: There is a feel of something more creepy than just bad policies 8/11 For More Than 150 Headlines and Stories visit http://www.buzzflash.com. |
Losers still trying to win the Civil War

Why do Southerners always reenact the Civil War? Are they hoping to finally win?


The planet Earth and it's moon momentarily safe from Bush and his WMD.
Peace.