Newspapers
around the country are calling former President Bill Clinton a hero for his role
in extracting two female journalists from North Korea. As a result, today,
Clinton asked to be named secretary of extracting Asian chicks.
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Meanwhile, Back In Caracas
President Hugo Chavez told his military to be prepared for a possible confrontation with Colombia, warning that Bogota's plans to increase the U.S. military presence at its bases poses a threat to Venezuela.
Disturbing News
Earlier today, Sonia Sotomayor was confirmed as the U.S. Supreme Court’s first Hispanic justice. Or, as Lou Dobbs reported it, “Yet another job gone south of the border.” - Conan O'Brien
Mark Sanford, Member of the Mile High Club?
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford used state aircraft for personal and political trips, often bringing along his wife and children — contrary to state law regarding official use, an Associated Press investigation has found.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Abort The Birthers - Grant "Brad" Gerver
Rock-The-Voter News
By John Legry
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Biz-Tech News
Research shows that the use of antidepressants in the U.S. has more than doubled over 10 years. Well, at least people who make antidepressants are happy, I guess.- Jimmy Fallon
It Could Have Been Worse?
Aggressive stimulus spending by governments helped the world avoid a second Great Depression but full economic recovery will take two years or more, Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman said Monday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News Cheney Receives Shock Therapy ~
Vice President Dick
Cheney was back at work Tuesday after doctors
administered an electrical shock
to his heart and restored it to a normal rhythm after he experienced an
irregular heartbeat. Go-F**k-Yourself News
I had a thong tattooed on me so I'll
never need underwear. -
Serious
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
A parrot has
proved smarter than human investors in a stock investment contest in Seoul. 10
human investors averaged a 4.6 percent loss, with only two outperforming the
parrot -- one by 64.4 percent and one by 21.4 percent. The parrot stood third
with its investment return standing at 13.7 percent.
Peace.
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