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Thursday edition - July 9, 2009 |
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House Dems:
Panetta testified CIA has misled Congress repeatedly
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New 'cyber
attacks' hit S Korea tapes. |
Report: UK tabloid hacked into voicemails |
How do we know when the CIA is telling the truth?
"In
Russia, President Obama delivered a speech to the graduating class of Moscow's
new economic school. That's right. The title of his speech was 'Can We Borrow 4
Trillion Rubles, Please?'" --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Sister hears from journalist held in N. Korea CNN International
US officials eye North Korea in cyber attack The Associated Press
Who's the Hacker?
Cybersecurity analysts
raised
doubts on Wednesday that the North Korean state launched recent attacks on U.S.
government and South Korean websites, saying industrial spies or pranksters
could be the villains.
More than two dozen websites in the United States and South Korea, including
that of the U.S. State Department, were attacked in recent days
Disturbing News
It’s an
emotional day. A lot of us are still mourning the loss of one of America’s most
entertaining figures, who left us all too soon. But don’t worry, folks, Sarah
Palin will be back. Comedians everywhere are praying.- Conan O'Brien
Former Florida Gov.
Jeb Bush told an interviewer that he could not say whether or not President
Barack Obama is a socialist, and that the president would not have been elected
if he had been honest with Americans about his agenda.
Bush would not answer the question of whether he agreed with the assessment of
some congressional Republicans that the president is a socialist. "I don't know.
Define socialism for me," he told Esquire magazine. "It's a word…
I believe he's a collectivist.
Republican Continues To Bash Michael Jackson
In an interview tonight on Fox News Channel's "The O'Reilly Factor" with Bill O'Reilly, Republican King says: "OK, he's a good singer, he's a good dancer. But why -- why is he getting all this coverage? Why has the nation stopped for Michael Jackson? That's why I said strip aside the psycho-babble. This man was a child molester."
Republican-Shenanigans News
RNC chairman says time to stop party complaints Chicago Tribune
Brian Kilmeade Would Like Species and 'Ethnics' to Remain Pure
To stave off dementia! Yes,
today the befuddled screech owls on Fox & Friends were discussing a study that
states that those that stay married fend off Alzheimer's and dementia better
than lonely divorcees. Brian Kilmeade took issue with this.
He didn't trust the study because it was done in Finland and Sweden and the
Finns and the Swedes stay "pure" by only marrying each other.
Whereas in America, everyone marries everyone
Anybody
here from Minnesota? Congratulations on your new senator, Al Franken, finally
sworn in as Senator of Minnesota. Sworn in today, down in Washington. A lovely
ceremony, officiated by the Church Lady. --David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
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David Letterman's Top Ten Messages
on Sarah Palin's Answering Machine
10. "Hi, it's George W. Bush. Why didn't anyone tell me resigning was an
option?"
9. "It's John McCain--Why did I call?"
8. "Mark Sanford here. Ever been to Argentina?"
7. "I'm calling from Geico to see if you want to renew your dogsled insurance"
6. "It's Letterman. We still cool?"
5. "McCain again. Still no idea why I called"
4. "Hi, it's the dry cleaner. Having trouble getting caribou blood out of your
Prada jacket"
3. "Hi, it's Sarah...Oops...Dialed my own number"
2. "Schwarzenegger here. If you want a job, California could use a new governor"
1. "Hey, it's McCain. Who would've thought you'd retire before I did"
A lot of entertainers are getting in to politics. For example, Tina Fey says she might run for governor from Alaska.- David Letterman
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Biz-Tech News
Dole Food accuses 'Bananas!' filmmaker of slander, libel Los Angeles Times
Stockbroker wore a designer suit, ordered a glass of champagne – and jumped Independent UK
This is
weird. It’s been reported that Saddam Hussein’s gun will be on display in George
W. Bush’s presidential library. Apparently, the gun will be on display right
next to the book.- Conan O'Brien
North Korea has gone nuts. I don’t know what is going on over there. There was a huge computer attack. Was your computer okay? We had a big computer attack from — they don’t know what happened. They shut down the U.S. Treasury Department website. Man! I was stunned. I said, “Whoa! The U.S. still has a Treasury Department?”- David Letterman
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Uighurs despair over violence Bermuda Sun
Guantánamo captive: I don't want to go home MiamiHerald.com
Subject: You got quoted again!
Lisa, I saw this on Cafferty File Have your views of Palin changed since she announced quitting as Governor? and your response:
Lisa from Ashford,
Alabama writes:
My opinion of Sarah Palin hasn’t changed. She’s half Baked Alaska. She couldn’t
stand the heat so she got out of the kitchen. If she was Vice President now,
could you imagine the scrutiny she and her “foible prone” family would be under?
I’d dare to guess she might quit that job too based on her reasons for quitting
her Governorship.
Love ya Lisa
Jeff in OR
I like the half Baked Alaska part.
Anybody here from Minnesota? Congratulations, you have a brand new senator, Al Franken. Al is an interesting guy. Went from being a comedian to politician. George Bush, the other way around.- David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Dick Cheney must be reloading his gun
Two donations yesterday from Larry and Richard. Big Thanks!
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
This photo
courtesy of Greenpeace shows Mount Rushmore near Keystone, South Dakota.
Greenpeace activists were arrested Wednesday for scaling Mount Rushmore and
hanging a banner next to the carved face of Abraham Lincoln urging President
Barack Obama to get tough on climate change.
Photo/Kate Davison
Peace.