Sarah Palin quits her job as governor and then states she is not a quitter. Can someone buy this woman a dictionary?
"President Obama right now is in Russia. Obama went there because from Russia you can actually see Sarah Palin cleaning out her office in Alaska." –Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Subject: Ole SC Governor Staff misunderstanding
Lisa Well, I guess it all depends on what your definition of tail is. :-)
Disturbing News
"I have
said Sarah Palin's political ambition combined with her intellect is like
putting a jet engine on a golf cart; lots of horse power and no steering
capabilities. Today she proved it." --Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore, whom
Sarah Palin is threatening to sue Republican View Of Michael Jackson
Rep. Peter King (R-N.Y.) says he never imagined the short Web video he made bashing the media for its round-the-clock coverage of Michael Jackson's death would go viral the way it has...In the video, which King posted on YouTube, the tough-talking, blue-collar Long Island pol calls Jackson a "pervert," a "child molester" and a "pedophile"
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Watching Sarah Palin's press conference on Friday was like watching a drunk seal trying to land a plane, or in basketball terms (which Sarah prefers) like watching a grade-schooler try to score on Kobe while jabbering inanely." --Huffington Post blogger David Stemler
South Carolina Republicans Censure Sanford
Fellow Republicans have censured South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford after he left the state last month on a secret trip to Argentina to meet his mistress.
But Governor Mark Sanford didn’t really enjoy this year’s Fourth of July. He left his favorite firecracker in Argentina.- David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News Head of the Republican National Committee Thinks Palin Is Out for 2012
"Not having talked to the governor, I take 2012 off the table right now simply because given everything she's going through personally, dealing with the financial mess that all these ludicrous investigations have put her and Todd in, at the moment, I think she's trying to focus on getting her house in order, her personal house in order," Steele told FOX News.
The Palins fishin’ must’ve looked like a Forrest Gump shrimp boat scene. - Wonkette
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Biz-Tech News This Is A Must Read
The first thing you need to
know
about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful
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relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.
But Obama's over there. He’s talking about getting some major concessions from the Russians. And Russia has agreed — now, this is surprising — they agreed now to produce fewer nuclear warheads and more hot tennis babes. - David Letterman
The Pope and the Economy
Pope Benedict XVI called Tuesday for a new world financial order guided by ethics, dignity and the search for the common good in the third encyclical of his pontificate.
Email forwarded to AHNC from Phyllis and Dick
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Argument...
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Mark Sanford described his girlfriend as his “soulmate.” And I thought, well, if there is one thing that beautiful women love, it’s a fiscal conservative, am I right? - David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Don’t
worry about the state of Alaska. They’ll be fine. According to the state
constitution, the job automatically goes to the lieutenant governor, Chilly
Willy.- Colin Ferguson
My favorite Michael Jackson video
Michael Jackson was the ultimate artist in my humble opinion. He sculpted his own music, his own dance and his own face.
Goodbye, Michael.
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
School boys
painted their faces as panda while joining the procession celebrating the
introduction to the public of a panda cub at the Chiang Mai zoo in Chiang Mai
province, northern Thailand Sunday, July 5, 2009. Thousands of excited visitors
flocked to a zoo in Chiang Mai for the first public viewing of the baby panda,
which has been featured on Thai front pages almost every day since her birth six
weeks ago.
Peace.
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