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Tuesday edition - July 31, 2007*
Oh my God, Hillary has cleavage? The media has plunged to a new low neck noose.
"This
week, a group of Republican congressmen asked President Bush what his 'Plan B'
is if the current Iraq plan doesn't work. The 'Plan B' discussion was difficult
for Bush, because it involves two areas where he's extremely vulnerable -- Iraq
and the alphabet." --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Pelosi Was For Impeachment Before She Was Against It Or Is It Visa Versa - I'm Confused
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, asked at a breakfast this morning if she supports a move to impeach Attorney General Alberto Gonzales: "Well, I would like us to stay focused on our own agenda for this week."...So what about impeaching George W. Bush? Pelosi said that any effort to do so would divide the country and that she isn't sure what the odds of success would be. But she said that if she weren't the speaker and weren't in Congress, she'd "probably be advocating" Bush's impeachment herself.
HILLARY’S BREASTS INVITED TO GOP’S CNN/BOOBTUBE DEBATE
Disturbing News Impeachment Resolution
Congressman Jay Inslee (D-WA) will introduce tomorrow a resolution calling for impeachment of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, according to a statement from his office.
Subject: Joe Scarborough is special
Joe's new MSNBC show doesn't have any transcripts. How convenient. He must be special. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3719710/
Jack
Oh, beady eyed Joe, I almost forget about him...doesn't surprise me. As far as I know he's rarely held accountable for what he says and does.
Republican Shenanigans
Baghdad erupted in celebration Sunday after the Iraqi national soccer team beat Saudi Arabia's team to win the Asian Cup. The Iraqis shut out the Saudis without a goal. It is amazing how well they play defense when the United States isn't helping. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
Rock-The-Voter News
"At a
Washington museum, a new exhibit is about to open that features a first-grade
report card of President Bush's where he received straight A's. This sounds
impressive, but President Bush was 23 at the time." --Conan O'Brien
Biz-Tech News
On this day
1777 - Marquis de Lafayette, a 19-year-old French nobleman, became a major-general in the Continental Army of the U.S. 1966 - Alabamans burn Beatle products due to John Lennon's anti-Jesus remark 1971 - The Apollo 15 astronauts drove a car on the Moon. 1978 - Gunman shoots his way into the Iraqi Embassy in Paris 1991 - U.S. President Bush and Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev signed the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty. 1997 - In New York City, NY, police seized five bombs believed to be bound for terrorist attacks on city subways.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Cheney Pens Letter While Acting as POTUS
Go-F***-Yourself News
Friends Don't Let Friends Blast-Off Drunk - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Odd News
French pilot Nicolas Ivanoff performs during elimination of the sixth stage of the Red Bull Air Race World Series in London July 29, 2007. Photo/Daniel Grund for Sports&News
Peace.
*This edition is dedicated to long time viewer, Bill Sterner, who passed away Sunday.
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