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Tuesday edition - July 3, 2007
I never would have thought the Bush administration could make Paris Hilton look good.
As we approach the The 4th of July, let us prepare to celebrate by revolting once more. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
FORGET IMPEACHMENT; LET’S ‘COMMUTE’ BUSH’S TERM
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Libby + Bush = Pardon
The White House on Tuesday declined to rule out the possibility of an eventual pardon for former vice presidential aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby. But spokesman Tony Snow said, for now, President Bush is satisfied with his decision to commute Libby's 2 1/2-year prison sentence.
"In
London, police defused a potentially massive car bomb parked in front of famed
Piccadilly Circus. President Bush got a little confused. He called the new prime
minister and made sure all the animals and clowns were safe." --Jay Leno
Gift for Putin
As a gift, Bush's father, former President George H.W. Bush, gave Putin a Segway, and he reportedly gave it a try. The former president and first lady own three Segways and regularly zip around their sprawling property. A sign at the entrance to the compound reads: "Caution. President on Segway. Slow Down."
I wonder if Putin placed any bugging devices when he stayed at the Bush compound in Kennebunkport?
Republican Shenanigans
"President Bush's immigration bill failed to pass. To be fair, this is not the first time in his life George Bush has heard the term 'failed to pass.'" --Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
Biz-Tech News
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Experts say the price of milk could rise to as much as $4 a gallon. $4 a gallon for milk? I didn't know Dick Cheney was involved with the dairy industry" --Jay Leno
Go-F***-Yourself News
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Odd News
This 1988 photo provided by Dale Snodgrass shows Snodgrass as a Navy Capt. performing a 'flyby'' next to the USS America. The F-14 flyover was shot by a crewman aboard the USS America, during a Dependent's Day cruise in 1998, during which families of the crew members are brought on the ship for a day at sea. At the time Snodgrass was Executive Officer of the VF-33 fighter squadron (The Starfighters) out of Oceana Naval Base in Virginia deployed aboard the USS America. Photo/Courtesy Dale Snodgrass
I hope you all have a peaceful 4th of July.
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