TGIF/Weekend edition - July 27-29, 2007





FBI director contradicts Gonzales, says hospital room dispute was ...
San Diego Union Tribune, United States - 7-27-07
WASHINGTON – FBI Director Robert S. Mueller said Thursday the government's terrorist surveillance program was the topic of a 2004 ...

US general, diplomat: Give Bush's Iraq strategy time
Boston Globe - 7-27-07
(DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE VIA ASSOCIATED PRESS) BAGHDAD -- The top US general and diplomat in Iraq warned yesterday against cutting short the American troop buildup and suggested they would urge Congress ...

Contractors Testify on Conditions at Baghdad Construction Project
Washington Post, United States - 7-27-07
 Two American civilian contractors who worked on a massive US Embassy construction project in Baghdad told Congress today that foreign


I miss Janet Reno, at least she had a sense of humor.



Of course, George W. Bush stands behind Gonzales who stands behind his own lying testimony. It's a real "high liar" act.  - Grant Gerver,




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


"Nation, I've got to be honest with you. I'm bored. Every day it is the same thing. Iraq this, Iraq that. I don't want to talk about Iraq anymore. ... Besides, all this war analysis is just spoilers. Hey New York Times, I didn't ruin Harry Potter for you, don't ruin this war for me. Can't we all just wait until September when General Petraeus comes to Washington and tells us the ending?" --Stephen Colbert



Pat Tillman Update


Army medical examiners were suspicious about the close proximity of the three bullet holes in Pat Tillman's forehead and tried without success to get authorities to investigate whether the former NFL player's death amounted to a crime, according to documents...






"President Bush is also having a bad week. Senate investigations, congressional hearings, a colonoscopy -- I'm telling you, it's just one probe after another" --David Letterman




Disturbing News


By Don Davis



"According to a recent study from the Project for Excellence in Journalism, in the first quarter of this year, Fox spent less time covering the Iraq war than either CNN or MSNBC. Look, just because everyone else is reporting that the U.S. is jumping off a bridge in Iraq, that doesn't mean Fox should report it too." --Stephen Colbert


Republican Shenanigans


"The White House announced that right after President Bush got his colonoscopy on Saturday, he immediately played with his dogs and then rode his bicycle. How old is he? Twelve?" --Jay Leno




Rock-The-Voter News



"Doctors said that during the colonoscopy, they did find something -- five polyps and two reporters from Fox News." --Jay Leno



Biz-Tech News



Bush-Prison-Torture News


"There's a brand new book out about Dick Cheney. It's a very intimate portrait of Cheney's life. It's called 'Tuesdays with Meanie'" --Jay Leno


Go-F***-Yourself News


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Odd News


This image provided by NASA shows Boeing's X-48B Blended Wing Body at Rogers Dry Lake October 24, 2006. The experimental jet that resembles a flying wing successfully flew for the first time in a program that could lead to more fuel-efficient, quieter and higher-capacity aircraft, NASA said Thursday July 26, 2007. The remotely controlled, 500-pound, three-engine jet with a 21-foot wingspan took off July 20, climbed to an altitude of 7,500 feet and landed about a half-hour later, NASA's Dryden Flight Research Center said.  Photo/NASA