Bush gets on his bike . . . and soon goes flying
Toronto Star, Canada - 7-27-04
CRAWFORD, Texas—George W. Bush plunged down hills and plowed
through the brush on his high-end, high-performance mountain bike — and
wound up flat on his ...
CRAWFORD, Texas (Reuters) - President Bush ,
for the second time in two months, took a tumble
Dems, DNC & GOP Agree - The George W.
Bush Singers CD Debut ...
Yahoo News (press release) - 7-27-04
The GeorgeW. Bush Singers Proudly
Present an All New - FCC Friendly - CD Release Packed With Memorable Words
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I couldn't think up the
comedic fodder that Bush provides.
"I'm gonna show you a hill
that would choke a mule."George W Bush proclaimed seconds before he flew over the handlebars on his
bike –
Read AP article
"Democratic Party officials were reluctant to allow Al-Jazeera in at first,
because they thought their coverage would be biased and hostile. Then they
realized it couldn't be any worse than Fox News." Jay Leno
Bush's new bike is one of
the best in the business: a Trek Fuel 98 made of high-tech carbon fiber. The
frame is adorned with top-shelf components that Bush professes to know little
about, including a motorcycle-style front and rear suspension that soaks up big
bumps.
The Guardian AP Story
AHNC
Central American Bureau Update: Direct TV was installed late yesterday. The
good news is that I get CNN International and Bloomberg News in English. The bad
news is there is no C-SPAN. I miss Brian Lamb.
I post the website over a phone 56K modem.
That adds about an extra hour production time.
"As the Democrats get revved up at their convention in Boston, President Bush is
fighting back the only way he knows how: by going on vacation! Ah, it's nice to
take a rest, replenish your supply of smirks. The vacation was expected, because
Bush traditionally takes a month off every summer to relax and avoid reading
National Security Warnings."
Craig Kilborn
typical of
liberals crap .if republican said that about john kerry you hypocritical
bastards would throw a hissy fit like the juvenile scumbags you are
Hello Mr Namecaller!
Well, at least you didn’t tell me to go F***
myself, as your fearless leader, Dick Cheney, probably would.
Dick Cheney F
word + Howard Stern fine = Hypocrisy
Thanks for
writing that this site is a joke…. that is our intent, to make people laugh by
delivering great punch lines.
Keep
that safe room duct-taped tight!
Nursery
Crimes
Little Boy Bush
Little boy Bush
smirks like a goon,
"We're going to Mars,
we're going to the Moon".
But where was boy Bush
during the 9/11 incident?
He was in a classroom dreaming
"Now I'm a war president".
Little boy Bush
speaks in Iowa corn,
"You've got to believe me,
to this job I was born".
But after boy Bush's
big words have been spent,
he leans back smirking,
"Now I'm a peace president".
Little boy Bush
smears Edwards and Kerry,
"They're flip-floppers,
won't stay the course, like me".
But when the boy Bush
finishes his sound bite,
he thinks "Should I be tough
or compassionate tonight?"
John Grant – Japan
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out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work,
wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for
Daisy, I'll be waiting...
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the
Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black
Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy.)
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I need to put food on my
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The Bush
twins, 22-year-old Jenna and Barbara, are hitting the campaign trail and going
public as never before. In a spread for the August issue of Vogue, they pose in
glamorous gowns and dish about karaoke parties and soy lattes.
Knight-Ridder Newswire
That's campaigning? Sounds more like the
twins are interested in a career in modeling.
“You can’t be a war
president one day and a peace president the next, based on political polls.”
-President Jimmy Carter describing George Waffler Bush at the Democratic
Convention.
Lisa,
I am getting really sick of hearing how a vote for Bush is a vote
for Jesus. Aside from the "Who would Jesus bomb?" bumper stickers
there seems to be very little said confronting the wrong wing, so
called christians' claim to Christianity.
Here is a letter to the editor I submitted to my small (very
republican, very Christian) town newspaper. I think it challenges the
hypocrites and I would like to see it given a wider circulation, see if
it's up to your standards, and keep up the good work.
Tom
Editor,
The whole purpose of the ministry of Christ was to teach us higher
truths than those revealed in the older scriptures. “Love thy
neighbor” and “turn the other cheek” supersede “smite thy enemy” and “an eye for
an eye”.
By their fruits shall ye know them. If someone follows those
scriptures that conflict with Christ's teachings in his every action,
then he is not a Christian, no matter how loudly or often he may
proclaim himself to be one. If someone claims to be guided by God it
should soon be obvious whether he takes his directions from the one who
Jesus called his father, or from that other guy, the one who is known
as “the father of lies”.
What do we see happening? A blatant war of aggression, prisoners
being tortured, the environment being degraded, a huge deficit being run up,
and lies, lies, lies. We have been lied to every step of the way.
Who's path is that? The teachings of Christ are about love,
compassion, sharing, forgiveness, peace, and healing. What our government is
doing, with our money and in our name is the antithesis of what Jesus would
have us do.
When the Christians in Ireland sat down together as neighbors they
were able to resolve their differences and end their terrorism. As
difficult as it may be to actually do, loving thy neighbor is the
answer. Why then is Americas “war on terror” modeled on the way Israel
fights terror? Israel is neither Christian nor effective in stopping
terrorism. They follow those other “eye for an eye” scriptures, and
they live in constant war and terrorism. Is that what we want for
ourselves?
Following the Christian path is not easy. Jesus himself didn't turn
the other cheek when he threw the moneychangers out of the temple. He
knew that it's not money, but the love of money, greed, that's the root
of all evil, and when he saw evil taking over an institution of good he
took action. What then should we do about the greed running rampant in
our government?
If you want to know what's really happening, follow the money. The
war in Iraq hasn't made the world a safer place for you and me, it's made
the world a more profitable place for Haliburton. No matter what the
reason given, every change made by Washington these days effectively
concentrates more money into fewer hands, the hands of the greedy.
The moneychangers are in control of our government and until we throw
them out we can forget about seeing Christian values guiding America.
It's not the separation of church and state that's a problem, the
problem is that there is no separation of corporations and state.
Maybe the election only gives us a choice of evils, but by voting incumbents
out we vote for change.
Tom S.
Thanks
for writing Tom.
"Swimming is outside
exercise, but you don't get the feeling of the wind rushing by you, nor can you
swim your favorite piece of property."
George W.Bush , presidential dog peddler - AP
Air Force's 50-Plane Purchase Criticized - Report
Reuters - Jul
24, 2004
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Defense Department's inspector general office faulted
the Air Force for its $2.6 billion acquisition of 50 transport planes it says
...
"Security's going to be tight at the Republican convention. You'll be frisked,
patted down, you'll be groped — and that's just by Arnold"
—David Letterman
Quote of the
Day: “In
a polite society, you don’t go up to a person and look at them in the face and
say, 'You’re a liar,'" Cohen said in a telephone interview before arriving in
Spokane, the next stop on the Pants on Fire Tour. “We think it’s a lot more
dignified and there’s a lot more decorum to say, ‘Excuse me sir, your pants are
getting a little warm, don’t you think?”' Here.
Bill Clinton did not cause this
accident on a bridge in the Florida Keys yesterday. Clinton was in Boston
attending the Democratic Convention.
"Lisa, Congrats on your sweep! As George Bush might
have said, 'Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.' Seriously, I'm glad to be able to
salute you and all the great laughs you provide." - Daniel Kurtzman, About.com
Guide to Political Humor.
