I couldn't think up the comedic fodder that Bush provides. "I'm gonna show you a hill that would choke a mule." George W Bush proclaimed seconds before he flew over the handlebars on his bike – Read AP article The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"Democratic Party officials were reluctant to allow Al-Jazeera in at first, because they thought their coverage would be biased and hostile. Then they realized it couldn't be any worse than Fox News." Jay Leno Democratic Convention News
Bush's new bike is one of the best in the business: a Trek Fuel 98 made of high-tech carbon fiber. The frame is adorned with top-shelf components that Bush professes to know little about, including a motorcycle-style front and rear suspension that soaks up big bumps. The Guardian AP Story AHNC Central American Bureau Update: Direct TV was installed late yesterday. The good news is that I get CNN International and Bloomberg News in English. The bad news is there is no C-SPAN. I miss Brian Lamb. I post the website over a phone 56K modem. That adds about an extra hour production time.
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Coulter column canceled after editing dispute Disturbing News
Bush Diplomacy News Email: Pmp385@aol.com Subject: this web site is a joke typical of liberals crap .if republican said that about john kerry you hypocritical bastards would throw a hissy fit like the juvenile scumbags you are Hello Mr Namecaller!
Well, at least you didn’t tell me to go F*** myself, as your fearless leader, Dick Cheney, probably would. Dick Cheney F word + Howard Stern fine = Hypocrisy Thanks for writing that this site is a joke…. that is our intent, to make people laugh by delivering great punch lines. Keep that safe room duct-taped tight! Nursery Crimes
Little Boy Bush
Little boy Bush
smirks like a goon,
"We're going to Mars,
we're going to the Moon".
But where was boy Bush
during the 9/11 incident?
He was in a classroom dreaming
"Now I'm a war president".
Little boy Bush
speaks in Iowa corn,
"You've got to believe me,
to this job I was born".
But after boy Bush's
big words have been spent,
he leans back smirking,
"Now I'm a peace president".
Little boy Bush
smears Edwards and Kerry,
"They're flip-floppers,
won't stay the course, like me".
But when the boy Bush
finishes his sound bite,
he thinks "Should I be tough
or compassionate tonight?"
John Grant – Japan
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Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford, AL 36312 The Bush twins, 22-year-old Jenna and Barbara, are hitting the campaign trail and going public as never before. In a spread for the August issue of Vogue, they pose in glamorous gowns and dish about karaoke parties and soy lattes. Knight-Ridder Newswire That's campaigning? Sounds more like the twins are interested in a career in modeling.
“You can’t be a war president one day and a peace president the next, based on political polls.” -President Jimmy Carter describing George Waffler Bush at the Democratic Convention. Republican Shenanigans
Lisa,
Thanks for writing Tom. "Swimming is outside exercise, but you don't get the feeling of the wind rushing by you, nor can you swim your favorite piece of property." George W.Bush , presidential dog peddler - AP
Air Force's 50-Plane Purchase Criticized - Report Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F*** -Yourself News
"John Kerry decided on the new party slogan: "The Democratic Party -- Love It or Shove It!" Jay Leno Good News
"While the Democrats are up in Boston, the Republicans are down in Florida tinkering with the voting machines." —David Letterman Biz/Tech News
"Security's going to be tight at the Republican convention. You'll be frisked, patted down, you'll be groped — and that's just by Arnold" —David Letterman Kerry/Edwards News
Odd News
Seen on Altercation Quote of the Day: “In a polite society, you don’t go up to a person and look at them in the face and say, 'You’re a liar,'" Cohen said in a telephone interview before arriving in Spokane, the next stop on the Pants on Fire Tour. “We think it’s a lot more dignified and there’s a lot more decorum to say, ‘Excuse me sir, your pants are getting a little warm, don’t you think?”' Here.
Bill Clinton did not cause this accident on a bridge in the Florida Keys yesterday. Clinton was in Boston attending the Democratic Convention. Peace. 
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